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[Jayrod]

Dried is the form most modern cooks use, but fresh can lend a lemony, lighter note to recipes.

 

[Sammy3469]

It is easy to grow, only having three major requirements - plenty of sunshine, good drainage and good air circulation. It looks pleasant in the garden and grows pretty purple, pink, blue or white flowers in summer. When harvested and dried, it can be used as a stuffing for poultry, rabbit, pork, and baked fish, and can also be used in sausage or meat loaves.

But never let your meat loaf

 

[McGarnicle]

For you single guys who experience dry spells with the ladies -- and let's face it, it happens to the best of us: poultry is your friend. Turkey, chicken, duck, or of you're a ********, game hen or partridge. Lube that #### up and go to town. No awkward excuses afterward about having to get up early tomorrow. Just throw the bird on the grill and WALA you've gotten laid and had dinner for six bucks.

 

[SHIZNITTTT]

- Cheating don't do it -

"the screwing you get, won't be worth the screwing you are going to get!"

 

[fantasycurse42]

For you single guys who experience dry spells with the ladies -- and let's face it, it happens to the best of us: poultry is your friend. Turkey, chicken, duck, or of you're a ********, game hen or partridge. Lube that #### up and go to town. No awkward excuses afterward about having to get up early tomorrow. Just throw the bird on the grill and WALA you've gotten laid and had dinner for six bucks.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.

 

[Ignoramus]

Never trust a fart.

 

[Scoresman]

always be nice to people who serve you food

 

[eoMMan]

For you single guys who experience dry spells with the ladies -- and let's face it, it happens to the best of us: poultry is your friend. Turkey, chicken, duck, or of you're a ********, game hen or partridge. Lube that #### up and go to town. No awkward excuses afterward about having to get up early tomorrow. Just throw the bird on the grill and WALA you've gotten laid and had dinner for six bucks.

Rinse it out before grilling, right?

 

[Bucky86]

For you single guys who experience dry spells with the ladies -- and let's face it, it happens to the best of us: poultry is your friend. Turkey, chicken, duck, or of you're a ********, game hen or partridge. Lube that #### up and go to town. No awkward excuses afterward about having to get up early tomorrow. Just throw the bird on the grill and WALA you've gotten laid and had dinner for six bucks.

Rinse it out before grilling, right?

A little extra salt never hurts.

 

[dozer]

Plant your corn early.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Never trust a fart.

Amen brother

 

[chauncey]

If your wife or gf is texting another guy, she is or will be banging him soon. You are too late to save anything, go play with the money you've been hiding and rejoice over the opportunity to bang girls in their 20s again.

 

[Annyong]

Don't fart into a mason jar and expect it to still smell on Christmas when you open it up in front of your kids.

 

[Chemical X]

someone right now is much worse off than you. take a step back and think about that. whatever trivial problem We may have at any moment, someone is broke, sick or worse off.

then, find a charity or create one and donate, but dont whore yourself with buckets. humility is a virtue.

 

[Buckychudd]

You've got to know when to hold 'em
Know when to fold 'em

 

[Gianni Verscotchie]

someone right now is much worse off than you. take a step back and think about that. whatever trivial problem We may have at any moment, someone is broke, sick or worse off.

then, find a charity or create one and donate, but dont whore yourself with buckets. humility is a virtue.

someone right now is much better off than you. take a step back and think about that. whatever trivial success We may have at any moment, someone is rich, healthy or better off.

then, find a charity or create one and collect, but dont humble yourself with buckets. whoring is a virtue.

 

[Chemical X]

canned soup is too high in sodium

travel to europe

smoked paprika > regular paprika

adopt a shelter dog

try to live debt free

contribute at least 10% to your 401k

when buying a team jersey, no name or number will save you $$$$$

don't say "roll down your window" in the car

the best car is one without a loan payment

people with kids are not more important than people without

 

[Osaurus]

Always... no, no... never... forget to check your references.

 

[pollardsvision]

canned soup is too high in sodium

travel to europe

smoked paprika > regular paprika

adopt a shelter dog

try to live debt free

contribute at least 10% to your 401k

when buying a team jersey, no name or number will save you $$$$$

don't say "roll down your window" in the car

the best car is one without a loan payment

people with kids are not more important than people without

What's up with the roll down the windows thing?

 

[Doctor Detroit]

canned soup is too high in sodium

travel to europe

smoked paprika > regular paprika

adopt a shelter dog

try to live debt free

contribute at least 10% to your 401k

when buying a team jersey, no name or number will save you $$$$$

don't say "roll down your window" in the car

the best car is one without a loan payment

people with kids are not more important than people without

What's up with the roll down the windows thing?

X won't let people ride in the front seat and he only drives old police cars. Sometimes he'll open the door at the destination, sometimes he won't. That's the price you gladly pay to be in his presence.

 

[Ned]

It is pee.

 

[Jutz]

Tuck your undershirt in your underwear.

After pooing use a wet wipe.

 

[Chemical X]

canned soup is too high in sodium

travel to europe

smoked paprika > regular paprika

adopt a shelter dog

try to live debt free

contribute at least 10% to your 401k

when buying a team jersey, no name or number will save you $$$$$

don't say "roll down your window" in the car

the best car is one without a loan payment

people with kids are not more important than people without

What's up with the roll down the windows thing?

X won't let people ride in the front seat and he only drives old police cars. Sometimes he'll open the door at the destination, sometimes he won't. That's the price you gladly pay to be in his presence.

simply, no one rolls windows. no more hand cranks......

 

[Charlie Steiner]

Always... no, no... never... forget to check your references.

I like it when you 'get down' verbally.

 

[Das Boot]

canned soup is too high in sodium

travel to europe

smoked paprika > regular paprika

adopt a shelter dog

try to live debt free

contribute at least 10% to your 401k

when buying a team jersey, no name or number will save you $$$$$

don't say "roll down your window" in the car

the best car is one without a loan payment

people with kids are not more important than people without

What's up with the roll down the windows thing?

X won't let people ride in the front seat and he only drives old police cars. Sometimes he'll open the door at the destination, sometimes he won't. That's the price you gladly pay to be in his presence.

simply, no one rolls windows. no more hand cranks......

So switch down your window?

 

[Das Boot]

canned soup is too high in sodium

travel to europe

smoked paprika > regular paprika

adopt a shelter dog

try to live debt free

contribute at least 10% to your 401k

when buying a team jersey, no name or number will save you $$$$$

don't say "roll down your window" in the car

the best car is one without a loan payment

people with kids are not more important than people without

What's up with the roll down the windows thing?

X won't let people ride in the front seat and he only drives old police cars. Sometimes he'll open the door at the destination, sometimes he won't. That's the price you gladly pay to be in his presence.

I sometimes wonder what percentage of FFA'ers drive windowless vans.

 

[Annyong]

Usually a good idea to drop a square of toilet paper on the toilet water before taking a dump.

 

[Christo]

canned soup is too high in sodium

travel to europe

smoked paprika > regular paprika

adopt a shelter dog

try to live debt free

contribute at least 10% to your 401k

when buying a team jersey, no name or number will save you $$$$$

don't say "roll down your window" in the car

the best car is one without a loan payment

people with kids are not more important than people without

What's up with the roll down the windows thing?

X won't let people ride in the front seat and he only drives old police cars. Sometimes he'll open the door at the destination, sometimes he won't. That's the price you gladly pay to be in his presence.

I sometimes wonder what percentage for FFA'ers drive windowless vans.

0.0%

 

[Das Boot]

canned soup is too high in sodium

travel to europe

smoked paprika > regular paprika

adopt a shelter dog

try to live debt free

contribute at least 10% to your 401k

when buying a team jersey, no name or number will save you $$$$$

don't say "roll down your window" in the car

the best car is one without a loan payment

people with kids are not more important than people without

What's up with the roll down the windows thing?

X won't let people ride in the front seat and he only drives old police cars. Sometimes he'll open the door at the destination, sometimes he won't. That's the price you gladly pay to be in his presence.

I sometimes wonder what percentage for FFA'ers drive windowless vans.

0.0%

I'll take the over.

 

[RC94]

Don't give women nicknames like "Boxcar" or "Jumbo" or "Chesty"

 

[Dentist]

Usually a good idea to drop a square of toilet paper on the toilet water before taking a dump.

Is this a good idea if you're using a chest as a toilet instead?

 

[Doctor Detroit]

If you buy a seedless watermelon, don't expect to be as much fun.

 

[Annyong]

Usually a good idea to drop a square of toilet paper on the toilet water before taking a dump.

Is this a good idea if you're using a chest as a toilet instead?

Don't be silly

 

[Das Boot]

Don't take a leak on an electric fence.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Don't take a leak on an electric fence.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wW6rENTfaU

 

[Ignoramus]

canned soup is too high in sodium

travel to europe

smoked paprika > regular paprika

adopt a shelter dog

try to live debt free

contribute at least 10% to your 401k

when buying a team jersey, no name or number will save you $$$$$

don't say "roll down your window" in the car

the best car is one without a loan payment

people with kids are not more important than people without

What's up with the roll down the windows thing?

X won't let people ride in the front seat and he only drives old police cars. Sometimes he'll open the door at the destination, sometimes he won't. That's the price you gladly pay to be in his presence.

simply, no one rolls windows. no more hand cranks......

So switch down your window?

You can switch down your windows, but I press down mine. I have seen others toggle them down, but never EVER roll them down because that would be dumb.

 

[kentric]

Don't eat the yellow snow.

 

[msommer]

The "Lies about Hitler" thread is full of things you never knew

 

[AhrnCityPahnder]

-Don't encourage people who like Lindsey Graham and dislike Bill Murray, they are as evil as evil gets.

I'm not going to go so far as to say I dislike Bill Murray, but the circle jerk he has around him leaves me shuked.

 

[Scoresman]

-Don't encourage people who like Lindsey Graham and dislike Bill Murray, they are as evil as evil gets.

I'm not going to go so far as to say I dislike Bill Murray, but the circle jerk he has around him leaves me shuked.

the best part is when everyone was outraged he didnt get an oscar for playing a typical middle aged dude in that one overated movie.

 

[msommer]

Bill Murray was pretty funny in Zombieland. Other than that I have a hard time remembering something he made in the last 10-15 years that was funny or even interesting (Lost in Translation being spectacularily uninteresting and unfunny)

 

[avoiding injuries]

I open and close my windows

 

[ChainsawU]

Appear weak when you are strong, and strong when you are weak. - Sun Tzu

 

[ChainsawU]

Hold on to your independence as a man and do not become dependent on other people, especially women. Don't be afraid to live your life how you want to. Everything will be okay.

 

[Scoresman]

Hold on to your independence as a man and do not become dependent on other people, especially women. Don't be afraid to live your life how you want to. Everything will be okay.

NWS profile pic

 

[Charlie Steiner]

Avoid the clap.

 

[AhrnCityPahnder]

Bill Murray was pretty funny in Zombieland. Other than that I have a hard time remembering something he made in the last 10-15 years that was funny or even interesting (Lost in Translation being spectacularily uninteresting and unfunny)

I liked LiT ok, but I find the whole Wes Anderson catalog to be generally pretty terrible, and I also can't think of anything he's (edit: he = Murray) done in a long time that struck me as great.

 

[johnnycakes]

Measure twice; cut once.

 

[Fennis]

make love, not war