Sex on the beach - Not the drinky kind (1 Viewer)

[Idiot Boxer]

Well...what say you FFA?

 

[Zow]

Doesn't matter had sex

 

[joffer]

overrated

 

[Parrothead]

a buddy of mine got chiggers deep into his butt crack and itched for weeks...

 

[RUSF18]

IBTL.

Voted "rather be elsewhere" just like with most other atypical sex locations. The thrill of it is what makes it good, rather than the execution, most of the time.

 

[FUBAR]

been there, done that. Bad sex is still good, but I'll prefer elsewhere.

 

[McGarnicle]

Just one experience here, with a girl I later found out was the town dump. No surprise, since the time from first conversation to penetration was roughly 90 minutes. It was at the beach at night, but on a pavilion deck. I scraped up my knees pretty good. I didn't catch any diseases, and there was an encore about a week later, so overall, I'd do it again.

 

[saintfool]

is there a crowd? am i being watched? if not then why does it matter that it's on the beach?

 

[Northern Voice]

Did it twice on last trip to Cuba, both times were excellent. Once during the day in the rain under a hut when most people had left the beach to not get wet, then later on in the week at night beneath the stars. Sure it could be more comfortable (mostly for her), but take a towel, wear a dress, etc... and it's not a big deal. Obviously some of the fun comes from the possibility of people happening to come upon you (so to speak).

 

[Guest]

Big fan of any outdoor sechs.

 

[fatguyinalittlecoat]

It's convenient because the inflatable raft is already blown up.

 

[Al O'Pecia]

I had sex on the beach once and it was the most exhilarating sex of my life. I'd love to do it again, but it's not every day that you stumble upon a beached whale caracass.

 

[Freelove]

Teens -

Twenties -

Thirties -

Forties -

 

[mr roboto]

Wife and I did, Lake Michigan beach in Evanston, at night. It was pretty kinky but not really the best environment for good love making.

 

[Osaurus]

Sand fleas

 

[shadyridr]

does in the ocean count? with other people around?

 

[FUBAR]

Teens -

Twenties -

Thirties -

Forties -

pretty much sums up sex as a whole

 

[Freelove]

Teens -

Twenties -

Thirties -

Forties -

pretty much sums up sex as a whole

It's all just a decades-long struggle not to go sad banana.

 

[Jackstraw]

does in the ocean count? with other people around?

Gross. You ever smelled a wetsuit after diving? You're basically injecting any number of water based organisms in your partner's junk.

It totally counts. It's repugnant. But it counts.

Any water secks is problematic in the first place.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

does in the ocean count?

Seems kind of rude to the fish.

 

[Sabertooth]

Did on the beach in high school Pretty sandy. But hey, still sex

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Sand burn laughs at rug burn. Been there done that. No thanks

 

[E Street Brat]

I was giving my wife special kisses on Anna Maria Island when she starts going ape poop wiggling around pulling my hair and smacking my head. I'm thinking I'm king stud off all time and that's when the cops flashlight hits me.

Cop : whats going on here?

Me : just talking

Cop : how bout you finish your conversation up in a hotel room.

Me : yes sir.

 

[MAC_32]

Once was enough. Gotta find out for yourself that it's just more uncomfortable than anything.

 

[El Floppo]

does in the ocean count? with other people around?

Gross. You ever smelled a wetsuit after diving? You're basically injecting any number of water based organisms in your partner's junk.

It totally counts. It's repugnant. But it counts.

Any water secks is problematic in the first place.

water sex is awesome- you so crazy.

 

[IC FBGCav]

Sand is not good in the private areas during the sex.

I see America drinking the fabulous cocktails I make,
America's getting stinking on something I stir or shake.
The Sex on the Beach,
The schnapps made from peach.
The Velvet Hammer,
The Alabama Slammer.
I make things with juice and froth:
The Pink Squirrel, the Three-Toed Sloth.
I make drinks so sweet and snazzy:
The iced tea, the Kamikaze.
The Orgasm, the Death Spasm.
The Singapore Sling, the Dingaling.
America you're just devoted to every flavour I got,
But if you want to get loaded...
Why don't you just order a shot?

 

[RUSF18]

does in the ocean count? with other people around?

Gross. You ever smelled a wetsuit after diving? You're basically injecting any number of water based organisms in your partner's junk.

It totally counts. It's repugnant. But it counts.

Any water secks is problematic in the first place.

water sex is awesome- you so crazy.

I'll take shower over a pool or ocean. Some water, not all water.

 

[El Floppo]

does in the ocean count? with other people around?

Gross. You ever smelled a wetsuit after diving? You're basically injecting any number of water based organisms in your partner's junk.

It totally counts. It's repugnant. But it counts.

Any water secks is problematic in the first place.

water sex is awesome- you so crazy.

I'll take shower over a pool or ocean. Some water, not all water.

having the girl float while you stand = win

 

[Bucky86]

We went on a work trip to the Caribbean once. The slutty assistant started flirting with the deckhand of the boat we were on. It got late and she and he disappeared once we docked. The next day we could all see red marks/scabs right above her bikini on her backside. We all knew that they didn't make it to a bed.

 

[Zow]

does in the ocean count? with other people around?

Gross. You ever smelled a wetsuit after diving? You're basically injecting any number of water based organisms in your partner's junk.

It totally counts. It's repugnant. But it counts.

Any water secks is problematic in the first place.

I banged a girl in a public pool once. She insisted (she had some weird fetishes) and didn't listen to my "um, there are like ten people within ten feet of us" mild protests. Some dude, who floated like a foot by, noticed and nodded approvingly. Don't think anybody else did. Was fun, but really tough to thoroughly enjoy it. She totally got off on it though.

Sure enough, girl got a UTI. I didn't feel bad.

 

[packersfan]

Did it twice on last trip to Cuba, both times were excellent. Once during the day in the rain under a hut when most people had left the beach to not get wet, then later on in the week at night beneath the stars. Sure it could be more comfortable (mostly for her), but take a towel, wear a dress, etc... and it's not a big deal. Obviously some of the fun comes from the possibility of people happening to come upon you (so to speak).

What's the girl wearing?

 

[Fennis]

Was fun in my 20s. Sounds disgusting in my 40s

 

[Fennis]

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damn it,

 

[Frostillicus]

I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl. We ate lobster and drank pina coladas. At sunset we made love like sea otters.

 

[Sweet J]

love making.

curlyboard is thataway, bub.

 

[The Hank]

I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl. We ate lobster and drank pina coladas. At sunset we made love like sea otters.

I understand that it is just called "The Islands" now.

 

[RUSF18]

I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl. We ate lobster and drank pina coladas. At sunset we made love like sea otters.

I understand that it is just called "The Islands" now.

Not quite...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vihBFS3WM0c

 

[shadyridr]

does in the ocean count? with other people around?

Gross. You ever smelled a wetsuit after diving? You're basically injecting any number of water based organisms in your partner's junk.

It totally counts. It's repugnant. But it counts.

Any water secks is problematic in the first place.

So it counts?

 

[shadyridr]

does in the ocean count? with other people around?

Gross. You ever smelled a wetsuit after diving? You're basically injecting any number of water based organisms in your partner's junk.

It totally counts. It's repugnant. But it counts.

Any water secks is problematic in the first place.

water sex is awesome- you so crazy.

I'll take shower over a pool or ocean. Some water, not all water.

having the girl float while you stand = win

yeah it was pretty awesome

 

[Koya]

Not fun. Sand equal friction. I don't want friction there. That said, screwing in the water sucks also. Way overrated.

Get going on the beach finish up in your room.

 

[wazoo11]

Can't be worse than sex in the woods.

 

[Koya]

Can't be worse than sex in the woods.

You lean her against a tree and stand your ground. Not so easy on a beach.

 

[Village Idiot]

Well...what say you FFA?

You're drunk again, go home and save your liver for Las Vegas.

 

[Zow]

My take on this or any similar question:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQlIhraqL7o

 

[Al O'Pecia]

Can't be worse than sex in the woods.

You lean her against a tree and stand your ground. Not so easy on a beach.

I once banged a girl so hard against a tree that I made her bark.

 

[El Floppo]

Can't be worse than sex in the woods.

You lean her against a tree and stand your ground. Not so easy on a beach.

I once banged a girl so hard against a tree that I made her bark.

Me too... except she left.

 

[HellToupee]

does in the ocean count? with other people around?

Gross. You ever smelled a wetsuit after diving? You're basically injecting any number of water based organisms in your partner's junk.

It totally counts. It's repugnant. But it counts.

Any water secks is problematic in the first place.

water sex is awesome- you so crazy.

dries all her juices up in the water

 

[Zow]

Can't be worse than sex in the woods.

You lean her against a tree and stand your ground. Not so easy on a beach.

I once banged a girl so hard against a tree that I made her bark.

I once banged a girl in a pool. I got her super wet.

 

[Fat Nick]

overrated

This...Dated a girl who wanted to do it in the dunes at the Cape Hatteras KOA...I passed...we utilized our tent instead. Too much sand and stuff.

 

[Koya]

does in the ocean count? with other people around?

Gross. You ever smelled a wetsuit after diving? You're basically injecting any number of water based organisms in your partner's junk.

It totally counts. It's repugnant. But it counts.

Any water secks is problematic in the first place.

water sex is awesome- you so crazy.

dries all her juices up in the water

Totally. Ive done it - poorly so - in the freakin Mediterranean so it's not as if we had waves nor cold water mucking things up. It seems fun. then it's not. So we went back to the Hostel and gave our neighbors a good hello