Sharknado3-Oh Hell No! debuts Wed.July 22nd/9pm (1 Viewer)

[tom22406]

This looks to be another instant classic and it's on the Sy-Fy channel and I believe it's on tonight so set your DVR's!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XxuBIiFZKs&feature=share

What more could you ask for with Sharks in Tornadoes and then throw in Tara Reid?

Hell yes!!!

 

[tom22406]

Checked the schedule and it's on tomorrow night at 9pm EST.

I know you want to watch this masterpiece!

 

[Frostillicus]

Oh god yes.

 

[Kal El]

Ok, if I'm paying for this "entertainment", then I want a refund, and if not, I want a refund anyway. How do the sharks breathe when they're not in water? Unless they manage to get flung right at someone, they're not really going to be doing any damage.

 

[mr roboto]

Thread title fail. Unless they are skank sharks. Which would be cool I guess.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

This thing has already jumped the tornado.

 

[Brady Marino]

I'd rather be in a Skanknado.

 

[tom22406]

Thread title fail. Unless they are skank sharks. Which would be cool I guess.

I got so excited I missed the typo

 

[BlueDredSo]

Next up: Bearricane & Crabalanche! (credit to Shredd & Reggan from Buffalo radio show)

 

[Parrothead]

A Killerbeeacane would be scarier..

 

[mr roboto]

Snakizzard. Honey Badgearthquake.

 

[tom22406]

A Killerbeeacane would be scarier..

I'm down to watch this

 

[Franknbeans]

Ok, if I'm paying for this "entertainment", then I want a refund, and if not, I want a refund anyway. How do the sharks breathe when they're not in water? Unless they manage to get flung right at someone, they're not really going to be doing any damage.

water spout?

 

[Kal El]

Ok, if I'm paying for this "entertainment", then I want a refund, and if not, I want a refund anyway. How do the sharks breathe when they're not in water? Unless they manage to get flung right at someone, they're not really going to be doing any damage.

water spout?

Still mostly air, not to mention a pretty considerable pressure differential between underwater and in a tornado.

The whole thing just sounds particularly stupid to me, even for Syfy.

 

[Mad Cow]

Well, my oldest daughter and I have enjoyed such masterpieces as Sharktapus, Pirranhnaconda and DinoCroc vs MegaGator, so we are pretty much all in here.

 

[Frostillicus]

My link

 

[tom22406]

Ok, if I'm paying for this "entertainment", then I want a refund, and if not, I want a refund anyway. How do the sharks breathe when they're not in water? Unless they manage to get flung right at someone, they're not really going to be doing any damage.

water spout?

Still mostly air, not to mention a pretty considerable pressure differential between underwater and in a tornado.

The whole thing just sounds particularly stupid to me, even for Syfy.

Good to see you are catching on to why these types of movies are so great.

 

[12punch]

Crabalanche sounds like an awesome red lobster promotion

 

[Jaysus]

@ Danger Gurrero

But my favorite part of the call, by a long shot, and this is both a spoiler and something I am going to have to switch to caps lock for, is that there is apparently a scene in this movie WHERE IAN ZIERING CUTS HIMSELF OUT OF A SHARK’S STOMACH WITH A CHAINSAW. WITH. A. CHAINSAW. THIS MEANS THAT EITHER (A) IAN ZIERING GETS SWALLOWED WHOLE BY A GREAT WHITE SHARK WHILE HOLDING A CHAINSAW, (B) IAN ZIERING GETS SWALLOWED WHOLE BY A GREAT WHITE SHARK AND FINDS A WORKING CHAINSAW IN ITS STOMACH, OR © IAN ZIERING GETS SWALLOWED WHOLE BY A GREAT WHITE SHARK AND THEN SOMEONE FEEDS THE SHARK A CHAINSAW SO HE CAN FREE HIMSELF. ANY OF THOSE OPTIONS ARE FINE BY ME.

Read more: http://www.uproxx.com/tv/2013/07/highlights-from-the-conference-call-with-tara-reid-and-the-director-of-sharknado/#ixzz2Yg63MdKC

 

[Kal El]

Ok, if I'm paying for this "entertainment", then I want a refund, and if not, I want a refund anyway. How do the sharks breathe when they're not in water? Unless they manage to get flung right at someone, they're not really going to be doing any damage.

water spout?

Still mostly air, not to mention a pretty considerable pressure differential between underwater and in a tornado.

The whole thing just sounds particularly stupid to me, even for Syfy.

Good to see you are catching on to why these types of movies are so great.

I mean, if you want to watch it, by all means, go for it. It's just not my cup of tea. I'm all for things getting blown up/ripped apart, but at least make the storyline behind it somewhat believable.

 

[tom22406]

@ Danger Gurrero

But my favorite part of the call, by a long shot, and this is both a spoiler and something I am going to have to switch to caps lock for, is that there is apparently a scene in this movie WHERE IAN ZIERING CUTS HIMSELF OUT OF A SHARK’S STOMACH WITH A CHAINSAW. WITH. A. CHAINSAW. THIS MEANS THAT EITHER (A) IAN ZIERING GETS SWALLOWED WHOLE BY A GREAT WHITE SHARK WHILE HOLDING A CHAINSAW, (B) IAN ZIERING GETS SWALLOWED WHOLE BY A GREAT WHITE SHARK AND FINDS A WORKING CHAINSAW IN ITS STOMACH, OR © IAN ZIERING GETS SWALLOWED WHOLE BY A GREAT WHITE SHARK AND THEN SOMEONE FEEDS THE SHARK A CHAINSAW SO HE CAN FREE HIMSELF. ANY OF THOSE OPTIONS ARE FINE BY ME.Read more: http://www.uproxx.com/tv/2013/07/highlights-from-the-conference-call-with-tara-reid-and-the-director-of-sharknado/#ixzz2Yg63MdKC

 

[Guster]

if Frosty's excited, I'm excited

 

[tom22406]

Ok, if I'm paying for this "entertainment", then I want a refund, and if not, I want a refund anyway. How do the sharks breathe when they're not in water? Unless they manage to get flung right at someone, they're not really going to be doing any damage.

water spout?

Still mostly air, not to mention a pretty considerable pressure differential between underwater and in a tornado.

The whole thing just sounds particularly stupid to me, even for Syfy.

Good to see you are catching on to why these types of movies are so great.

I mean, if you want to watch it, by all means, go for it. It's just not my cup of tea. I'm all for things getting blown up/ripped apart, but at least make the storyline behind it somewhat believable.

That would ruin it for me if it were actually believable.I want it over the top with bad special effects.

 

[Jaysus]

Ok, if I'm paying for this "entertainment", then I want a refund, and if not, I want a refund anyway. How do the sharks breathe when they're not in water? Unless they manage to get flung right at someone, they're not really going to be doing any damage.

water spout?

Still mostly air, not to mention a pretty considerable pressure differential between underwater and in a tornado.

The whole thing just sounds particularly stupid to me, even for Syfy.

Good to see you are catching on to why these types of movies are so great.

I mean, if you want to watch it, by all means, go for it. It's just not my cup of tea. I'm all for things getting blown up/ripped apart, but at least make the storyline behind it somewhat believable.

That would ruin it for me if it were actually believable.I want it over the top with bad special effects.

yeah, and I want people cutting themselves out of the inside of sharks that flew through the air to eat them!!!

 

[jamny]

So in!

 

[Charlie Frown]

I saw a picture couple of weeks ago of a fire tornado.I commented that the only thing that could be worse was if it were made of sharks. Sounds like that is happening.

 

[Insein]

Its not the same genre but Alien Express starring Lou Diamond Phillips is one of the best unintentional comedies ever on syfy.

 

[Frostillicus]

Its not the same genre but Alien Express starring Lou Diamond Phillips is one of the best unintentional comedies ever on syfy.

He was excellent in Red Water.

 

[Jaysus]

I've been walking around the office all morning saying Sharnado in varying ominous voices. I have only been questioned about it once.

 

[zamboni]

@ Danger Gurrero

But my favorite part of the call, by a long shot, and this is both a spoiler and something I am going to have to switch to caps lock for, is that there is apparently a scene in this movie WHERE IAN ZIERING CUTS HIMSELF OUT OF A SHARK’S STOMACH WITH A CHAINSAW. WITH. A. CHAINSAW. THIS MEANS THAT EITHER (A) IAN ZIERING GETS SWALLOWED WHOLE BY A GREAT WHITE SHARK WHILE HOLDING A CHAINSAW, (B) IAN ZIERING GETS SWALLOWED WHOLE BY A GREAT WHITE SHARK AND FINDS A WORKING CHAINSAW IN ITS STOMACH, OR © IAN ZIERING GETS SWALLOWED WHOLE BY A GREAT WHITE SHARK AND THEN SOMEONE FEEDS THE SHARK A CHAINSAW SO HE CAN FREE HIMSELF. ANY OF THOSE OPTIONS ARE FINE BY ME.Read more: http://www.uproxx.com/tv/2013/07/highlights-from-the-conference-call-with-tara-reid-and-the-director-of-sharknado/#ixzz2Yg63MdKC

Also read that the chainsaw said "West Beverly High School 1993" on it.

 

[Mad Cow]

DVR, engaged!

 

[Jaysus]

DVR, engaged!

Mine too... my 6 year old daughter wants to watch it with me. I am thinking if I feed her coffee and candy for dinner she should be able to stay up long enough to see at least one sharknado.

 

[Jaysus]

OMG!

I just saw the full trailer

 

[Mad Cow]

OMG!

I just saw the full trailer

 

[jamny]

OMG!

I just saw the full trailer

even more psyched now!

 

[tom22406]

OMG!

I just saw the full trailer

even more psyched now!

Hell yes!!!!

 

[Ramsay Hunt Experience]

It's raining sharks! Hallelujah!

 

[zamboni]

This looks terrible enough to be great - I'm in.

 

[Disco Stu]

ZOMG!

"We're gonna need a bigger chopper!"

 

[Disco Stu]

Syfy is going all-in with the amazing shark movies tonight. All times Eastern...

7pm - Super Shark

9pm - Sharknado

11pm - 2-Headed Shark Attack

1am - Sharknado (encore)

3am - Shark Zone

 

[Mad Cow]

Syfy is going all-in with the amazing shark movies tonight. All times Eastern...

7pm - Super Shark

9pm - Sharknado

11pm - 2-Headed Shark Attack

1am - Sharknado (encore)

3am - Shark Zone

You forgot Something Octopus vs Mega Shark earlier in the day. ETA and Malibu Shark Attack.

 

[Disco Stu]

Syfy is going all-in with the amazing shark movies tonight. All times Eastern...

7pm - Super Shark

9pm - Sharknado

11pm - 2-Headed Shark Attack

1am - Sharknado (encore)

3am - Shark Zone

You forgot Something Octopus vs Mega Shark earlier in the day. ETA and Malibu Shark Attack.

Also, Swamp Shark and Sharktopus.

I just started looking during prime time. This is an all-day event! #julymadness

 

[Frostillicus]

Syfy is going all-in with the amazing shark movies tonight. All times Eastern...

7pm - Super Shark

9pm - Sharknado

11pm - 2-Headed Shark Attack

1am - Sharknado (encore)

3am - Shark Zone

Super Shark is really bad, and not in a good way, and Shark Zone is an older one from before SyFy started churning these out and is also really bad, and not in a good way. I haven't seen 2-Headed Shark Attack, still waiting on the DVR.

 

[Frostillicus]

Syfy is going all-in with the amazing shark movies tonight. All times Eastern...

7pm - Super Shark

9pm - Sharknado

11pm - 2-Headed Shark Attack

1am - Sharknado (encore)

3am - Shark Zone

You forgot Something Octopus vs Mega Shark earlier in the day. ETA and Malibu Shark Attack.

Also, Swamp Shark and Sharktopus.

I just started looking during prime time. This is an all-day event! #julymadness

Swamp Shark and Malibu Shark Attack were both pretty awesome.

 

[beer 302]

So freakin' in!

 

[Mad Cow]

Syfy is going all-in with the amazing shark movies tonight. All times Eastern...

7pm - Super Shark

9pm - Sharknado

11pm - 2-Headed Shark Attack

1am - Sharknado (encore)

3am - Shark Zone

You forgot Something Octopus vs Mega Shark earlier in the day. ETA and Malibu Shark Attack.

Also, Swamp Shark and Sharktopus.

I just started looking during prime time. This is an all-day event! #julymadness

Sharktopus is freaking amazing. Still on our DVR from last time.

 

[tom22406]

Syfy is going all-in with the amazing shark movies tonight. All times Eastern...

7pm - Super Shark

9pm - Sharknado

11pm - 2-Headed Shark Attack

1am - Sharknado (encore)

3am - Shark Zone

You forgot Something Octopus vs Mega Shark earlier in the day. ETA and Malibu Shark Attack.

Also, Swamp Shark and Sharktopus.

I just started looking during prime time. This is an all-day event! #julymadness

Sharktopus is freaking amazing. Still on our DVR from last time.

Without a doubt the best one so far that I've seen!

Sharknado looks to be a contender,can't wait!!!

 

[Disco Stu]

9am - Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus

11am - Malibu Shark Attack

1pm - Sharktopus

3pm - Swamp Shark

July 18 - Sand Sharks

July 20 - Dinoshark

Aug 22 - Jersey Shore Shark Attack

Aug 22 - Ghost Shark (WORLD PREMIERE!)

 

[Mad Cow]

9am - Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus

11am - Malibu Shark Attack

1pm - Sharktopus

3pm - Swamp Shark

July 18 - Sand Sharks

July 20 - Dinoshark

Aug 22 - Jersey Shore Shark Attack

Aug 22 - Ghost Shark (WORLD PREMIERE!)

Jersey Shore is just bad, not bad enough to be awesome.

Ghost Shark? Wow, he freaking pVVn3d that chick.

 

[Disco Stu]

"Sharks can't swim through sand."

That one may have potential as a Jaws/Tremors hybrid. Anyone seen it?