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She is 7 years old and will kick anybody's butt on this site (1 Viewer)

Ah, Mahiro. We've squared off a few times in the octagon. I'm told she knocked me out, but I have my doubts. I have no memory of anything that happened after 1:02. I'm pretty sure I was ahead on points at that point, and plus, my gut tells me she was over weight. So I call it a W on my personal record sheet.

 
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Assuming crotch shots are against the rules, if you cloned her, I could prob take on about 75-100 of her at the same time...

You might have this site confused with soccerguys.com

 
She's not getting her hips into any of those punches. Most grown men wouldn't even feel them.

 
I think I would just wait until she turned around to fight one of the imaginary people on the other side of her and then just punch her in the back of the head really hard. Game over kid!

 
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I think I would just wait until she turned around to fight one of the imaginary people on the other side of her and then just punch her in the back of the head really hard. Game over kid!
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You think you could take her 1-on1? Could matuski knock her out?Would you rather face 100 tiny girl ninjas or one 8 ft girl ninja?

 
I bet she would fall for this move

:clyde:

ETA: When did those dudes get replaced? WTF?

 
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Impressive discipline for a 7 year old. But lets not kid ourselves, there isn't much force behind those strikes and kicks. I could pick that kid up and dunk her in a regulation basketball hoop.

 
I think one of my kicks might actually be just high enough reach her head.

Still, I'd probably just sweep the leg like Johnny and someone would have to get her a body bag.

 
So would I have to wait while she does all of this or could I simply smack her across the face?

Also, seems to have a lot of anger for a seven year old.

 
I'd put her up against my 13 year-old kid any day. He weighs 250# and if he ever sat on her, it would be lights out.

 
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