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Single Guys: Valentines Day Plans (1 Viewer)

RUSF18

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(Un)Fortunately I don't fall under this label anymore, but back when I was single, this was always the best night to be out at the bars. You knew every girl there was single, and most likely looking to have some fun. So tell the rest of us married/attached guys what you have going on tonight/this weekend, and let us live vicariously through you.

 
(Un)Fortunately I don't fall under this label anymore, but back when I was single, this was always the best night to be out at the bars. You knew every girl there was single, and most likely looking to have some fun. So tell the rest of us married/attached guys what you have going on tonight/this weekend, and let us live vicariously through you.
I got my daughters all weekend but i got a "friend" creeping over later after they go to bed :cool:

 
Basically if you're single, dating season just opened up again! If you're single and you don't know, it should have closed somewhere around early November.. you don't want to start a new relationship then because then you're in for a Christmas, new year's, Val Day combo which is horrid.

But now you're in the clear for the next several months... I had a fairly great relationship start on a Valentine's Day at a bar years ago

 
There should be a device you could wear in your pants to make it look like you have a constant huge erection. Wear that sucker around town, to the supermarket etc. to let the ladies know you're available for coitus.

 
Basically if you're single, dating season just opened up again! If you're single and you don't know, it should have closed somewhere around early November.. you don't want to start a new relationship then because then you're in for a Christmas, new year's, Val Day combo which is horrid.

But now you're in the clear for the next several months... I had a fairly great relationship start on a Valentine's Day at a bar years ago
:IBTL:

 
There should be a device you could wear in your pants to make it look like you have a constant huge erection. Wear that sucker around town, to the supermarket etc. to let the ladies know you're available for coitus.
Penis down?

 
Basically if you're single, dating season just opened up again! If you're single and you don't know, it should have closed somewhere around early November.. you don't want to start a new relationship then because then you're in for a Christmas, new year's, Val Day combo which is horrid.

But now you're in the clear for the next several months... I had a fairly great relationship start on a Valentine's Day at a bar years ago
The last Valentines Day before I met my wife, I picked up this girl in a bar who was a solid 6.5/7 but had a ridiculous body. Took her home that night and it turned out she lived in Long Island about 5 minutes from a hotel I was staying at for work for a few weeks. She ended up being completely insane but that was a very fun month.

 
Basically if you're single, dating season just opened up again! If you're single and you don't know, it should have closed somewhere around early November.. you don't want to start a new relationship then because then you're in for a Christmas, new year's, Val Day combo which is horrid.

But now you're in the clear for the next several months... I had a fairly great relationship start on a Valentine's Day at a bar years ago
The last Valentines Day before I met my wife, I picked up this girl in a bar who was a solid 6.5/7 but had a ridiculous body. Took her home that night and it turned out she lived in Long Island about 5 minutes from a hotel I was staying at for work for a few weeks. She ended up being completely insane but that was a very fun month.
:pickle:

 
Basically if you're single, dating season just opened up again! If you're single and you don't know, it should have closed somewhere around early November.. you don't want to start a new relationship then because then you're in for a Christmas, new year's, Val Day combo which is horrid.

But now you're in the clear for the next several months... I had a fairly great relationship start on a Valentine's Day at a bar years ago
:goodposting:

The bar down the street is having a valentines Day party. Probably going to head over and try to scoop something up.

 
Basically if you're single, dating season just opened up again! If you're single and you don't know, it should have closed somewhere around early November.. you don't want to start a new relationship then because then you're in for a Christmas, new year's, Val Day combo which is horrid.

But now you're in the clear for the next several months... I had a fairly great relationship start on a Valentine's Day at a bar years ago
:goodposting:

The bar down the street is having a valentines Day party. Probably going to head over and try to scoop something up.
Now that you know the thread exists, I expect you to take plenty of notes to report back with.

 
I have my kids this weekend so that my ex-wife can have plans with her new husband. Best ex-husband ever or biggest pushover ever?

So we are going to Lego Movie at Movie Grill then home. Sexting with FWB after they go to bed has been requested by her.

 
Update: the loon was good last night. Then went to The Standard Pour and the talent level was through the roof. GB Valentines Day.

 

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