Snake trapped in a mouse trap (1 Viewer)

[bosoxs45]

I’m terrified of snakes and I’m not sure what to do,ffa.  

 

[Beef Ravioli]

We need details if we are going to be able to help.

 

[Man of Constant Sorrow]

I’m terrified of snakes and I’m not sure what to do,ffa.  

Hmmm....

...from your profile:

Interests:Archaeologist in training.

Are you young Indiana Jones perchance? 

 

[RokNRole]

I’m terrified of snakes and I’m not sure what to do,ffa.  

Photo please

I will talk you through it

 

[gianmarco]

Obvious answer is lawnmower.

 

[Ignoramus]

Either set it free or chop its head off.

 

[Epic Problem]

Leave it there as a warning to other snakes 

 

[eoMMan]

Pic?

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

is the mouse still alive?

 

[arrow1]

What kind of snake?

 

[GROOT]

lighter fluid and a match

 

[glvsav37]

move

 

[John Bender]

Have sex with his wife

 

[James Daulton]

I assume "snake" is a euphemism for your johnson, and mouse trap one for the wife's hoo ha.

Given those assumptions, I don't know whether to envy or feel bad for you.

 

[Kanil]

I guess OP is dead.  RIP Bosox45.  You left us too soon.

 

[Smack Tripper]

Thats just Reggie

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

I hate it when the zipper bites its teeth into my python.

 

[Zegras11]

What kind of snake?

Drunk

 

[IvanKaramazov]

Snakes in mouse traps, mice in snake traps.  This is the future liberals want.

 

[Van Dyman]

To catch as many mice as possible, you have to start by removing all the local snakes, owls, cats, etc. Anything that eats mice or scares them away reduces your chances of catching mice.

HTH

 

[mr roboto]

Snakes in mouse traps, mice in snake traps.  This is the future liberals want.

Post-speciesism is a toxic ideology. 

 

[James Bond]

Anyone have a mongoose he can borrow?

 

[bosoxs45]

What kind of snake?

It was a Gartner snake and was hiding behind the fridge.

 

[Maik Jeaunz]

do you have any frogs or fish?

wilderness camp stew

Ingredients

2 servings

• 1 frog
  
• 1 fish
  
• 1 snake
  
• 1 bunch wild onions
  
• 1 bunch wild mushrooms
  

Method

2 hours

1. clean & skin the animals
   
2. bring water to real hard boil add the animal meat
   
3. add the wild vegetables
   
4. simmer on campfire for couple hours
   
5. control campfire make sure flames stay low
   
6. can add your own touch of wildlife food
   

 

[RokNRole]

What kind of snake?

Trouser

 

[dickey moe]

Snakes in mouse traps, mice in snake traps.  This is the future liberals want.

Trigger signaling.

 

[shuke]

Threads like this require pics.

 

[bagger]

I’m terrified of snakes and I’m not sure what to do,ffa.  

Seems to me it will continue to be a fully functioning mouse trap, now enhanced with a disposal mechanic.

No mess no fuss!

 

[northern exposure]

It was a Gartner snake and was hiding behind the fridge.

It "was"a garter snake? So, are you saying it has passed on! This snake is no more! He has ceased to be! He's expired and gone to meet his maker! He's a stiff! Bereft of life, he rests in peace!  His metabolic processes are now history! He's kicked the bucket, he's shuffled off his mortal coil. THIS IS AN EX-SNAKE!

 

[RokNRole]

I’m assuming since the snake was alive that we are talking about a glue trap.

You could have just pours vegetable oil on it to dissolve the glue. That’s why I asked for photos.

Now the snake is needlessly dead.

 

[Kanil]

It was a Gartner snake and was hiding behind the fridge.

What a crappy pay off.  Need more than just this, guy.

 

[nirad3]

Two things:

1.  I do not miss having to trap mice.

2.  I am glad my mousetraps never caught a snake.

Oh, make that three:

3.  Good luck.  

 

[msudaisy26]

Is this a small snake? We caught a chipmunk in a mouse trap once, but he was so much bigger than a mouse that he just ran around our garage with that thing on his neck until we opened the garage door.

 

[The General]

Not even gong to read this thread because it pretty much sounds like a nightmare. If you somehow got a giant spider involved you probably cause me some trauma. No thanks.

 

[cosjobs]

See if you can get it to bite you? If it has two fangs it's poisonous and you should seek medical attention. If it has a bunch of tiny fangs you're probably alright. 

Coral snake says wtf

 

[cosjobs]

Is this a small snake? We caught a chipmunk in a mouse trap once, but he was so much bigger than a mouse that he just ran around our garage with that thing on his neck until we opened the garage door.

So you're saying he stole it?

 

[Bossman]

Read the topic and I'm thinking this must be a metaphor ...

.... maybe the guy is having an affair and can't break it off?

Imagine my disappointment.