So, How Much Could You Fit Up There? (1 Viewer)

[ClownCausedChaos2]

http://www.ydr.com/local/ci_24862632/police-drugs-jewelry-found-mans-body

Drugs, paraphernalia and jewelry were found in a man's rectum during an X-ray at York Hospital, according to a Southwestern Regional Police news release.

Christopher Scheller, 18, of no fixed address, was taken to the hospital on Dec. 1 after he struck a tree near Pine Drive in Heidelberg Township, according to the release. The responding officer found that Scheller may have been intoxicated and went to York Hospital to meet with him, the release states.

When medical staff performed an X-ray on Scheller, they found an abnormality in his rectum, the release states. Scheller reportedly did not want the object removed, but eventually consented.

Found in his rectum were a bag of synthetic marijuana, a wrench socket used for smoking, four bracelets, four necklaces and 11 rings, according to police reports.

Police determined the items to be stolen from a Heidelberg Township residence. Scheller reportedly concealed the stolen items in his body as the officer was approaching the scene of the crash, the release states.

Scheller faces several charges including DUI, theft and receiving stolen property, according to the release. Charges were reportedly filed at District Judge Tom Reilly's office. Scheller is being held at York County Prison on unrelated charges, the release states.

 

[krista4]

He's going to be the butt of some awful jokes.

 

[msommer]

That sucks. Reminds me of that scene from Pulp Fiction with the watch...

 

[joffer]

What an ### hole

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

All I can picture is him trying to hide in a sneeze, and it ending up looking like Sonic the Hedgehog, with the rings flying everywhere.

 

[Limp Ditka]

He's going to be the butt of some awful jokes.

/thread

 

[glock]

So, I'm trying to picture this: the guy is sitting in his wrecked car... he knows police are on the way...and he pulls his pants down and commences with shoving all of these items up his ####??

 

[Rayderr]

So, I'm trying to picture this: the guy is sitting in his wrecked car... he knows police are on the way...and he pulls his pants down and commences with shoving all of these items up his ####??

I'm trying to figure out how it's possible to jam them all up in there that quickly. Was he pre-lubed?

 

[McGarnicle]

Who among hasn't shoved drugs and stolen merchandise up our own ###?

 

[RUSF18]

After seeing the thread title, my eyes started playing tricks on me because this is how I read the opening of the story...

Christopher Scheller, 18, of no fixed address, was taken to the hospital on Dec. 1 after he stuck a tree near Pine Drive in Heidelberg Township, according to the release. The responding officer found that Scheller may have been intoxicated and went to York Hospital to meet with him, the release states.

 

[JaxBill]

Rectum? damn near killed 'em.

 

[Spike]

Maybe all the loot was still in a safe when he "loaded up"?

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

The question is: If you were the original owner of these items, would you want them back?

 

[StrikeS2k]

The question is: If you were the original owner of these items, would you want them back?

Well, not the wrench socket.....

 

[SacramentoBob]

Thought this was going to be another prostitute story.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

All I can picture is him trying to hide in a sneeze, and it ending up looking like Sonic the Hedgehog, with the rings flying everywhere.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

The question is: If you were the original owner of these items, would you want them back?

Well, not the wrench socket.....

"Dude, your weed tastes like ####, man."

 

[Wrigley]

picture

 

[SacramentoBob]

All I can picture is him trying to hide in a sneeze, and it ending up looking like Sonic the Hedgehog, with the rings flying everywhere.

POTD

 

[VA703]

So, I'm trying to picture this: the guy is sitting in his wrecked car... he knows police are on the way...and he pulls his pants down and commences with shoving all of these items up his ####??

I'm trying to figure out how it's possible to jam them all up in there that quickly. Was he pre-lubed?

anal leakage, even better

 

[glock]

picture

Just watched it yet again the other night with my son. He was rollin'...

 

[belljr]

more now than this morning

 

[TheAristocrat]

All I can picture is him trying to hide in a sneeze, and it ending up looking like Sonic the Hedgehog, with the rings flying everywhere.

That hurts. I'm dying over here.

 

[pizzatyme]

No, I said "hide the ####, ### hole"!