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"So, I see you got the memo! Hahaha!" (1 Viewer)

:lmao: Admit it: you two were on the phone last night giggling and talking about what you were going to wear today, weren't you?
 
I'm the editor of our company newsletter. A couple years ago, I got a call from someone saying that we needed to send a photographer downstairs right away because three people from their department were wearing THE SAME THING and everyone in the company needed to know about it!

 
I'm the editor of our company newsletter. A couple years ago, I got a call from someone saying that we needed to send a photographer downstairs right away because three people from their department were wearing THE SAME THING and everyone in the company needed to know about it!
I hope that he has since been fired.

 
I let you take away "win-win" and "synergy", but I'll be ### ####ed before I let you have "I see you got the memo, haha"

 
bentley said:
I'm the editor of our company newsletter. A couple years ago, I got a call from someone saying that we needed to send a photographer downstairs right away because three people from their department were wearing THE SAME THING and everyone in the company needed to know about it!
I guarantee you it would have been better than whatever corporate BS you did print.

 
ClownCausedChaos2 said:
kentric said:
belljr said:
Brown or black shoes this is important
Don't forget to match the belt to the shoes. Mas importante.
Well, that goes without saying.
Reminds me of a guy at work who went on travel for a quick one day trip. After he got on the plane and looked down at his shoes, he discovered he was wearing one black shoe and one brown shoe.

 
We do unofficial Tie Tuesday and Blue Shirt Wednesday around here.

There have been cases of 10 people in a meeting all wearing blue shirts...Failure to comply leads to mockery within the HR-acceptable bounds, including being handed a "penalty tie" to wear on Tie Tuesday. Penalty tie is one of a hand-collected selection of the worst ties we could find.

 
We do unofficial Tie Tuesday and Blue Shirt Wednesday around here.

There have been cases of 10 people in a meeting all wearing blue shirts...Failure to comply leads to mockery within the HR-acceptable bounds, including being handed a "penalty tie" to wear on Tie Tuesday. Penalty tie is one of a hand-collected selection of the worst ties we could find.
How long until you begin your new job and leave that hell hole behind?

 
We do unofficial Tie Tuesday and Blue Shirt Wednesday around here.

There have been cases of 10 people in a meeting all wearing blue shirts...Failure to comply leads to mockery within the HR-acceptable bounds, including being handed a "penalty tie" to wear on Tie Tuesday. Penalty tie is one of a hand-collected selection of the worst ties we could find.
Really?

 
We do unofficial Tie Tuesday and Blue Shirt Wednesday around here.

There have been cases of 10 people in a meeting all wearing blue shirts...Failure to comply leads to mockery within the HR-acceptable bounds, including being handed a "penalty tie" to wear on Tie Tuesday. Penalty tie is one of a hand-collected selection of the worst ties we could find.
Zany!
 
New boss- Are you hetersexual or homosexual?

New employee- I'm heterosexual.

New boss- I don't think you're going to like Thursdays.

 
We do unofficial Tie Tuesday and Blue Shirt Wednesday around here.

There have been cases of 10 people in a meeting all wearing blue shirts...Failure to comply leads to mockery within the HR-acceptable bounds, including being handed a "penalty tie" to wear on Tie Tuesday. Penalty tie is one of a hand-collected selection of the worst ties we could find.
How long until you begin your new job and leave that hell hole behind?
Now you guys see why I resort to pranking people around the office all the time...

 

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