so my 7 yr old boy did this (1 Viewer)

[tommyboy]

wifey calls me at work a few days back, says "do you know what your son did?"

well, no honey, i don't know and 2, why is it that whenever he does something bad all of a sudden he's "my son"?

He wins the triple crown, i bet you call him your son.

Anyhow, turns out that during a sleepover with his same aged male cousin, the two little monsters decided to do a google search on the term "sexy lady". My wife, who has trouble turning on a computer and logging into something, anything, somehow used her NSA level encryption skills to figure this one out.

"can you believe that"? she says? well, other than the fact he's only 7, yeah I can believe that. I was thinking to myself as she's droning on and on, "well at least he's not gay!" After a few minutes of her spittling into the phone I just said "hey, its not that big of a deal, I'll talk to him about it though to ease your mind."

I haven't talked to him yet. Its not that I don't want to, I do, its just that every time I have a chance to talk to him, he's got one of his 3 sisters in the room so it would be awkward for him. I want a man-to-man talk with him and that opportunity hasn't presented itself. Not sure what to say, because being curious about sexy lady isn't such a bad thing but holy #### the kids only 7. I'm trying to think back to when I was a kid and discovered my old mans Playboy/Penthouse stuffed into a drawer....how old was I?

Anyhow, any dads with experience in this very topic, please advise. TIA

 

[fantasycurse42]

You need to explain to him times changed... Instead of hiding your nudie magazines, he needs to learn how to set his browser to private or clear his search history.

GL

 

[dozer]

Link?

 

[rockaction]

wifey calls me at work a few days back, says "do you know what your son did?"

well, no honey, i don't know and 2, why is it that whenever he does something bad all of a sudden he's "my son"?

He wins the triple crown, i bet you call him your son.

Anyhow, turns out that during a sleepover with his same aged male cousin, the two little monsters decided to do a google search on the term "sexy lady". My wife, who has trouble turning on a computer and logging into something, anything, somehow used her NSA level encryption skills to figure this one out.

"can you believe that"? she says? well, other than the fact he's only 7, yeah I can believe that. I was thinking to myself as she's droning on and on, "well at least he's not gay!" After a few minutes of her spittling into the phone I just said "hey, its not that big of a deal, I'll talk to him about it though to ease your mind."

I haven't talked to him yet. Its not that I don't want to, I do, its just that every time I have a chance to talk to him, he's got one of his 3 sisters in the room so it would be awkward for him. I want a man-to-man talk with him and that opportunity hasn't presented itself. Not sure what to say, because being curious about sexy lady isn't such a bad thing but holy #### the kids only 7. I'm trying to think back to when I was a kid and discovered my old mans Playboy/Penthouse stuffed into a drawer....how old was I?

Anyhow, any dads with experience in this very topic, please advise. TIA

We were indeed already into the porno stashes at about eight. It's just a natural thing, even if you haven't hit puberty yet.

 

[Christo]

Tell him "MILF" is a better search term.

 

[T Bell]

Congratulate your wife on bearing you a virile masculine child.

 

[Clifford]

How did you miss the chance to say "would you rather him google nagging #####?"

 

[shadyridr]

Your 7 yr old child has open access to the internet? That would be my biggest concern. Not what he searched for

 

[brownhelmets]

It's a pretty good search...good for him!

 

[Clifford]

Use Open DNS for free or net nanny if you feel like paying. There's a really good solution from Intego in Spain but I forget the original name.

 

[ChiefD]

The question is: who showed him the Gangnam Style video first?

Sexy lady is in those lyrics, so my money is that's where he learned it. And if he has 3 sisters, there are really good odds he heard that song on the pop radio station your wife has tuned in for the girls when they are riding in the car, so the sisters showed him the video.

Which means it's your wife's fault, since she is presumably in control of the car radio.

 

[T Bell]

The question is: who showed him the Gangnam Style video first?

Sexy lady is in those lyrics, so my money is that's where he learned it. And if he has 3 sisters, there are really good odds he heard that song on the pop radio station your wife has tuned in for the girls when they are riding in the car, so the sisters showed him the video.

Which means it's your wife's fault, since she is presumably in control of the car radio.

Oooooooh, I like this angle!

 

[McGarnicle]

Head on over to XNXX and show him every type of porn imaginable so he knows what they are -- oral, anal, lesbian, BBW, interracial, teen, MILF, etc., then tell him he must never, ever search for these things again.

 

[T Bell]

Tell him one of his sisters is a shemale, but you're not going to tell him who.

 

[ScottNorwood]

Note to self: Future porn searches can be blamed on my son

 

[HughHoney]

Tell him he's got parents who don't know how to properly monitor internet activity with kids in the house.

 

[tri-man 47]

Make him do the search again while you and your wife are standing next to him ...that'll take the enjoyment out of it real quick.

 

[LittleLarry]

when I was a kid and discovered my old mans Playboy/Penthouse stuffed into a drawer...

me too. But I worry about how the types of porn available to young people today might affect them later in life.

You and I enjoyed images of some 70s style bush. Kids today have access to all kinds of nasty ####.

 

[pats3in4]

The question is: who showed him the Gangnam Style video first?

Sexy lady is in those lyrics, so my money is that's where he learned it. And if he has 3 sisters, there are really good odds he heard that song on the pop radio station your wife has tuned in for the girls when they are riding in the car, so the sisters showed him the video.

Which means it's your wife's fault, since she is presumably in control of the car radio.

I was going to say the same thing. The neighbor's kids were singing that song around my kids last year. I asked them what Sexy Lady meant and they just shrugged. All ages 6-8 at the time.

 

[sublimeone]

I wouldn't be concerned about the age. I remember the moment my buddy told me about intercourse. I always felt something for women and in that moment I finally understood why. I was 6.