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So Texit is really gonna happen? (1 Viewer)

That will create more jobs in the US because the wall we are going to build now has to go around Texas' northern border. :bye:

 
Does that mean we get to round up all the Texans around the country and throw them in jail until they properly go through the immigration process?

 
lod001 said:
That will create more jobs in the US because the wall we are going to build now has to go around Texas' northern border. :bye:
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We won't mind being cut off from New Mexico, Oklahoma, Arkansas, and Louisiana.  Go for it. :thumbup:  

 
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Yeah the states would never in a hundred years approve Texas leaving. The Congress won't. No President is ever going do anything but veto letting a state leave. It would have to be done by Constitutional amendment. Good luck getting that through. So eventually Texans would tire of the treadmill and move on. Probably punishing the politicians that took them down that long dead end when they do.

 
NCCommish said:
Yeah the states would never in a hundred years approve Texas leaving. The Congress won't. No President is ever going do anything but veto letting a state leave. It would have to be done by Constitutional amendment. Good luck getting that through.
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You may underestimate their desire to rid themselves of Ted Cruz.

 
I am down with a big wall right through the middle of the county. We will give all the Lefties all lands east of the Mississippi and the rest of us get the West. We will give whoever wants out of California safe passage to the East.

 
And to think folks, as we speak, some family down south with pent up hatred and frustration is currently raising the next Jefferson Davis.

 
Alabama, Alaska, Arizona, Arkansas, Colorado, Florida, Georgia, Idaho, Wyoming, Montana, South Dakota, North Dakota, Nebraska, Kansas, South Carolina, Mississippi, Louisiana, Texas, New Mexico, West Virginia, Tennessee, Kentucky, Iowa, Utah, Oklahoma

California, Oregon, Washington, Connecticut, Delaware, Hawaii, Maine, New Hampshire, Vermont, New York, Rhode Island, Massachusetts, New Jersey, Maryland, Virginia, North Carolina, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Ohio, Pennsylvania, Illinois, Nevada, Missouri, Indiana

Had to move New Mexico, Indiana and Missouri to make it 25 each and keep everything geographically tidy, but I'm assuming that's a small price to pay to get this deal done.

 
Courtjester said:
I am down with a big wall right through the middle of the county. We will give all the Lefties all lands east of the Mississippi and the rest of us get the West. We will give whoever wants out of California safe passage to the East.
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And Washington and Oregon too.

 
wdcrob said:
Alabama, Alaska, Arizona, Arkansas, Colorado, Florida, Georgia, Idaho, Wyoming, Montana, South Dakota, North Dakota, Nebraska, Kansas, South Carolina, Mississippi, Louisiana, Texas, New Mexico, West Virginia, Tennessee, Kentucky, Iowa, Utah, Oklahoma

California, Oregon, Washington, Connecticut, Delaware, Hawaii, Maine, New Hampshire, Vermont, New York, Rhode Island, Massachusetts, New Jersey, Maryland, Virginia, North Carolina, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Ohio, Pennsylvania, Illinois, Nevada, Missouri, Indiana

Had to move New Mexico, Indiana and Missouri to make it 25 each and keep everything geographically tidy, but I'm assuming that's a small price to pay to get this deal done.
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Now wait in minute. Let's split Washington into two states, ok?

 
Courtjester said:
I am down with a big wall right through the middle of the county. We will give all the Lefties all lands east of the Mississippi and the rest of us get the West. We will give whoever wants out of California safe passage to the East.
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How about east of the Mississippi and north of the Missouri?

 
It is clear on a breakdown by counties that the red counties could starve and freeze the blue into submission. Then we could move them all to the Northeast and be rid of them.

 
wdcrob said:
Alabama, Alaska, Arizona, Arkansas, Colorado, Florida, Georgia, Idaho, Wyoming, Montana, South Dakota, North Dakota, Nebraska, Kansas, South Carolina, Mississippi, Louisiana, Texas, New Mexico, West Virginia, Tennessee, Kentucky, Iowa, Utah, Oklahoma

California, Oregon, Washington, Connecticut, Delaware, Hawaii, Maine, New Hampshire, Vermont, New York, Rhode Island, Massachusetts, New Jersey, Maryland, Virginia, North Carolina, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Ohio, Pennsylvania, Illinois, Nevada, Missouri, Indiana

Had to move New Mexico, Indiana and Missouri to make it 25 each and keep everything geographically tidy, but I'm assuming that's a small price to pay to get this deal done.
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You've got all but three Oregon counties on the wrong list.

 
And there is no way we give up California. You can just forget that. You don't have the means to take it. Just enjoy your declining education system, your deteriorating environment, your lack of any kind of government assistance and basically living in the 3rd world.

 
wdcrob said:
Alabama, Alaska, Arizona, Arkansas, Colorado, Florida, Georgia, Idaho, Wyoming, Montana, South Dakota, North Dakota, Nebraska, Kansas, South Carolina, Mississippi, Louisiana, Texas, New Mexico, West Virginia, Tennessee, Kentucky, Iowa, Utah, Oklahoma

California, Oregon, Washington, Connecticut, Delaware, Hawaii, Maine, New Hampshire, Vermont, New York, Rhode Island, Massachusetts, New Jersey, Maryland, Virginia, North Carolina, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Ohio, Pennsylvania, Illinois, Nevada, Missouri, Indiana

Had to move New Mexico, Indiana and Missouri to make it 25 each and keep everything geographically tidy, but I'm assuming that's a small price to pay to get this deal done.
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:confused:

 
Everything's in contiguous chunks.  I keep New Mexico in the bottom group it's an island.

 
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NCCommish said:
And there is no way we give up California. You can just forget that. You don't have the means to take it. Just enjoy your declining education system, your deteriorating environment, your lack of any kind of government assistance and basically living in the 3rd world.
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Wait I thought you said you were keeping CA?

 
Courtjester said:
I am down with a big wall right through the middle of the county. We will give all the Lefties all lands east of the Mississippi and the rest of us get the West. We will give whoever wants out of California safe passage to the East.
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If the west is smart it will put the wall on the eastern bank of the Mississippi.

 
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