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Poacher trampled by elephant, eaten by lions

A suspected rhino poacher has been trampled on by an elephant then eaten by a pride of lions in Kruger National Park, South Africa.

Accomplice poachers told the victim's family that he had been killed by an elephant on Tuesday. Relatives notified the park ranger.

A search party struggled to find the body but eventually found a human skull and a pair of trousers on Thursday.

The managing executive of the park extended his condolences to the family.

"Entering Kruger National Park illegally and on foot is not wise," he said. "It holds many dangers and this incident is evidence of that."
Beat that FBGs

 
HS team is trailing in a football game, they score, recover the onside kick.  They score again, recover another onside kick, wow!  then they score again, and....recover another onside kick to take a one point lead, this was amazing, incredible.  There is time for one more play so they finally just kick it deep,  dude runs it back 99 yards to score.

Would ya believe that actually happened?

 
HS team is trailing in a football game, they score, recover the onside kick.  They score again, recover another onside kick, wow!  then they score again, and....recover another onside kick to take a one point lead, this was amazing, incredible.  There is time for one more play so they finally just kick it deep,  dude runs it back 99 yards to score.

Would ya believe that actually happened?
No because no one recovers an onside kick anymore.

 
I"m just hoping the elephants didn't hurt themselves while trampling him.
It can be difficult getting poacher out of the pads on your feet if you grind it up there too far. I hope those elephants are O.K.

I wonder if that pride of lions now has a taste for poacher. 

In the whole story I feel bad for the hyenas, who apparently did not get any.  Maybe next time.

 
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