Statueguys - Creepy Statue ID, Please (1 Viewer)

[Ron Swanson]

A house down the street has two statues in their front yard.  I have no idea what they are but they creep me out.  And they move them around the yard once a week or so to new positions.  WTF?

Anyone recognize these?  Are they some popular culture thing I don't get? Please save me from having to knock on their door and actually talk to my neighbors.

Creepy Statue 1

Creepy Statue 2

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

Nice.

 

[AAABatteries]

 

 

[Frostillicus]

Burn it down. 

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Guessing you’ll be sacrificed to their god soon

 

[psychobillies]

You're neighbors are probably just really ####ty artists/serial killers.  Nothing to be too worried about.

 

[skol asylum]

Back your truck into their yard, hook a chain around the tall one's neck, and pull it down like they did to Hussein's statue in Baghdad. That should get the neighborhood talking.

 

[Don't Toews Me]

Your neighbors must be Illuminati 

 

[Scoresman]

Statue of a guy taking a piss with a hipster in a brown beanie and chuck taylors kneeling down pretending to drink the pee.

 

[ProstheticRGK]

One of your neighbors has apparently fallen under the influence of a Colo Colo. And is also taking sculpture classes at the local JC. Call the local Machi, and leave a stretched canvas and some oil paints on the doorstep.

 

[ShamrockPride]

Dude can craft a lamb head, that's for darn sure. The rest? Needs a lot of practice. That body looks like melted mush. The thighs are morbidly obese.

 

[The General]

The bear head looking one laying causally is great. 

 

[ProstheticRGK]

Dude can craft a lamb head, that's for darn sure. The rest? Needs a lot of practice. That body looks like melted mush. The thighs are morbidly obese.

The bear head looking one laying causally is great. 

It’s clearly a rat head. Right?

 

[The General]

It’s clearly a rat head. Right?

I’m going juvenile black bear. Rounded ears, pronounced snout. 

 

[El Floppo]

They're art. Hth

 

[Johnny Rock]

Creepy Statue 1

“Cow in Reclining Position Atop Old Desk Without Legs”

Creepy Statue 2

“Dog-Man-Bat”

 

[ProstheticRGK]

They're art. Hth

That’s definitely a word. And words can describe things. I’m not sure if I’d use that word to describe those things, though.

 

[El Floppo]

That’s definitely a word. And words can describe things. I’m not sure if I’d use that word to describe those things, though.

Without bad art, we'd never know what good art is.

 

[H Jass]

I’m not 100% sure, but before I guess I need to ask you a question: Do you lock your doors as well as your children’s windows at night? 

 

[The General]

Without bad art, we'd never know what good art is.

Big point of art is to create dialogue, everyone has unique tastes. Like driving everyone thinks they are right. 

It gets tricky when they plop it in their front yard  

 

[NotSmart]

Back your truck into their yard, hook a chain around the tall one's neck, and pull it down like they did to Hussein's statue in Baghdad. That should get the neighborhood talking.

Or chuck some shoes at the statues.

That's a pretty big insult you know.

 

[Hov34]

Bart Simpson the tall one.

 

[prosopis]

That's a problem.

 

[popeye]

Obviously just letting everyone in your neighborhood know they are swingers.  

 

[Long Ball Larry]

does the female form make you uncomfortable, Mr. Swanson?

 

[The General]

Obviously just letting everyone in your neighborhood know they are swingers.  

Yup. Human bear statue is pretty much the international bat signal for swingers. 

 

[belljr]

You should paint KISS faces on them

 

[Punxsutawney Phil]

Those are their Warcraft characters. 

 

[NotSmart]

You should paint KISS faces on them

You heard about the party being busted right? Not to worry. 
There's a new fiesta in the making as we speak. It's out at the Moon Tower, 
full kegs, everybody's going to be there, you ought to go.

 

[NotSmart]

does the female form make you uncomfortable, Mr. Swanson?

Those statues have been commended as being strongly ######l which bothers some men.

The word itself makes some men uncomfortable.

######.

 

[Long Ball Larry]

Those statues have been commended as being strongly ######l which bothers some men.

The word itself makes some men uncomfortable.

######.

oh yeah?

 

[NotSmart]

oh yeah?

Yes, they don't like hearing it and find it difficult to say whereas without batting an eye a man will refer to his #### or his rod or his Johnson.

 

[shuke]

I won’t believe these are actually your neighbors until I see a selfie 

 

[Osaurus]

You need to get a bird cannon as soon as possible.

 

[PlasmaDogPlasma]

It’s clearly a rat head. Right?

Could be, but I thought bear when I looked as well

 

[ShamrockPride]

Dog-man-bat but wtf is emerging from its chest?

 

[SFBayDuck]

I understand they are in new positions around the yard, but have you actually seen the neighbors move them around?  

 

[Otis]

 

 

[Otis]

I won’t believe these are actually your neighbors until I see a selfie 

Penny pic or it didn’t happen 

 

[ragincajun]

We have a rich guy down the road who has a 6’ tall bronze Rooster and he moves it around his estate once a week.  Weird.

 

[Ron Swanson]

I understand they are in new positions around the yard, but have you actually seen the neighbors move them around?  

No, I have notvwitnessed the movement. Never seen the neighbors either.

 

[Ron Swanson]

We have a rich guy down the road who has a 6’ tall bronze Rooster and he moves it around his estate once a week.  Weird.

At least that sends a clear message.

 

[El Floppo]

We have a rich guy down the road who has a 6’ tall bronze Rooster and he moves it around his estate once a week.  Weird.

Finally.

The FFA has been asking for years, and finally showed us their rooster