Steelers Running Around Naked (1 Viewer)

[Family Matters]

I had to clean my computer screen after spitting laughter when I read this. This is courtesy of PFT. You can't make this stuff up:

SOME STEELERS LIKE TO STROLL AROUND NAKEDIn crafting our All-Seinfeld team (we haven't updated it in a couple of days, but we've got plenty more names to add), we were forced to use Lions assistant coach Joe Cullen as the fodder for every situation from the show in which someone was naked (e.g., the guy on the subway, the girlfriend who never wore clothes, the woman from across the way who caused Kramer to bow out of the contest).We now might be able to replace Cullen with several members of the Pittsburgh Steelers.The Pittsburgh Post-Gazette reports that a female police officer and her supervisor have filed internal complaints after the officer was passed over for extra work at the Steelers' hotel due to her gender.The officer who made the room assignments didn't want a female patrolling the team's floor because some of the players "walk down the hallway with no clothes on."Cynthia Ferretti and her supervisor complained after the East Liberty station received a request from officer Kevin Head for volunteers for the off-duty assignment. Head allegedly included the gender limitation as the only stipulation for the gig."They just couldn't work the floors where the guys were with no clothes on," said Head. "I don't know why everybody's blowing this out of proportion. Really, I didn't even think they took it like they took it. I had two posts that required the men to be on the floor."Steelers coach Mike Tomlin said that the team did not request that the guards assigned to player floors be men only.We're not sure whether male gender is the kind of bona fide occupational qualification that would permit discrimination in this case, but we couldn't resist using the word "bona" under these specific circumstances.

 

[redman]

Now we know why he's called Steely McBeam . . .

 

[AnonymousBob]

Now we know why he's called Steely McBeam . . .

redman just set the bar for comedy in this thread.

 

[The Man With No Name]

I would want women rather than men patrolling my floor as I walk naked in the halls.

 

[Neil Beaufort Zod]

The officer who was looking for volunteers is named Kevin Head. Not much else to say.

 

[Mister CIA]

Now we know why he's called Steely McBeam . . .

redman just set the bar for comedy in this thread.

 

[Family Matters]

The officer who was looking for volunteers is named Kevin Head. Not much else to say.

 

[Tom Servo]

The officer who was looking for volunteers is named Kevin Head. Not much else to say.

Beat me to it...

 

[Raider Nation]