Steelers to re-sign Davenport (1 Viewer)

[JohnnyU]

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Report: Steelers to re-sign Davenport

According to the Pittsburgh Post Gazette, the Steelers brought Najeh Davenport in for a workout Tuesday and plan to sign him.

Pittsburgh needs backfield help with Rashard Mendenhall, Willie Parker and Carey Davis all sidelined, and Davenport spent two seasons with the team before being let go in June. Depending on Davis' status, Davenport could get a look in short-yardage situations as soon as Sunday, likely splitting time with Mewelde Moore and Gary Russell. Sep. 30 - 12:21 pm et

Source: Pittsburgh Post-Gazette

Rotoworld

This will make for some interesting ordering of waiver requests this week.

 

[LHUCKS]

As long as he keeps taking dumps in chicks' closets I'm good with this signing!

My stomach hurts...I'm gonna go take a Najeh.

 

[Dark Matter]

That Pitt backfield turned to crap in a big hurry

Sorry, it was too easy.

I thought Moore looked decent decent last night and Najeh knows the offense. Makes sense to me.

 

[dapunisher]

I assume he will don #2.

 

[PahtyTom]

He's a load to deal with.

 

[timoleander]

"Poops" is back!

 

[Scooby1974]

What the crap are you guys talking about?

 

[NeverEnough]

Oh ####!

 

[Avery]

Sure a lot of movement in the Steelers backfield these days.

 

[Cenobite]

He squeezes out of pile-ups, has good movement, and will explode.

 

[belljr]

I hope he's able to squirt through the hole easily.

 

[Copeman]

I haven't read any of the replies here yet, but have there been any poop jokes or references to poop?

 

[LHUCKS]

I haven't read any of the replies here yet, but have there been any poop jokes or references to poop?

It depends on what you're talking about.

 

[Addai's Adidas]

I read he is going to wear number 2.

 

[Ballstein]

I hope he takes one for the team

 

[Ballstein]

I hope can carry the load and deliver

 

[Ballstein]

I hope he leaves it all on the field

 

[BigTex]

 

[puckalicious]

I am literally crying at my desk reading this stuff. Keep it up.

 

[TidesofWar]

He's out of shape - bet he poops out in no time

 

[Ballstein]

He may be used in in tird down situations

 

[Ballstein]

The Steeler RB situation looks messy. They say the other running backs aren't taking Davenports crap any longer.

 

[Ballstein]

Davenport will wipe the field with his running ability

 

[Bermuda_Chub]

I'll bet he's just a splash in the pan.

 

[tombonneau]

A bit off topic, but little known fact about Najeh Davenport: In college, he once crapped in a girl's closet.

Google it.

 

[Ballstein]

I wonder if the Terrible Towel will now be used for an unintended purpose..........

 

[belljr]

trying to work Upper Decker into this conversation....

 

[SugarNuts]

He reminds me of Deuce the way he runs...

 

[RenegadeGM]

He may be used in short yardage because he's always been good at moving the pile. The time off may hamper him though.

 

[TidesofWar]

Can he still move the pile?

 

[Man In The Box]

I'll probably pick him up. Just have to figure out who to dump.

 

[Ballstein]

They say his YAC{yards after Crap} is impressive

 

[Ballstein]

The back judge will have to watch him the whole game, as he is a notorius crap back blocker, and intentional grounder.

 

[Wyld Stallyns]

A bit off topic, but little known fact about Najeh Davenport: In college, he ALLEGEDLY once crapped in a girl's closet.

Google it.

Fixed due to some googling that turned up this quote: "Where's the evidence? Where's the manure?" Davenport asked outside court. "I know I didn't do it -- I just wanted to get it over with."

 

[Ballstein]

It is said that when Davenport enters inside the opponent's 20, it has been renamed "the Brown Zone"

 

[Ballstein]

If Daven port decides to leave a present, could the STEELERS be flagged with a "Too many men on the field penalty"?

 

[Addai's Adidas]

I'm going to check his game logs.

 

[SugarNuts]

Will he be getting any dumpoffs?

 

[Addai's Adidas]

Will he be getting any dumpoffs?

you don't know squat.

 

[Ballstein]

Looks like davenport has come out of the closet and willing to lay down a new foundation

 

[benm3218]

Didn't he once negotiate the release of the "chocolate hostages" aka the Cosby twins?

 

[belljr]

This thread really has declined rapidly.

We went to some witty response to pretty much saying

Davenport is a ####head in a matter of seconds.....

 

[Ballstein]

This thread really has declined rapidly.We went to some witty response to pretty much sayingDavenport is a ####head in a matter of seconds.....

This thread is in the toilet, and Im all out of gas

 

[Moe Green]

Najeh Davenport is full of ####. That said, I'm gonna take one in the pooper and give him a shot.

 

[Hoss_Cartwright]

He squeezes out of pile-ups, has good movement, and will explode.

I hear he's only good for prarie dogging now (see urban dictionary).

 

[PahtyTom]

you guys talk a lot of ####

 

[mightyeskimo]

OMG!! Too freaking funny!! Seriously though, will someone please offer some insight without a poop joke? Or at least, accompany an insight with a poop joke! LOL.

 

[Ballstein]

OK, Davenport will probably be in the RBBC mix. He got cut for Davis. I hope he doesnt STINK it up.

 

[Texican]

As expected, Najeh Davenport has been re-signed by the Steelers, according to the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette. Terms of the deal were not disclosed.

Our View: He was brought back as Willie Parker has been ruled out for Week 5 with his ailing knee, and rookie Rashard Mendenhall is out for the season with a fractured shoulder. Davenport looks to share the workload with Mewelde Moore this weekend at Jacksonville, and holds some fantasy value as he excels in short-yardage and could snipe goal-line scores.

 

[Ballstein]

Do you think he will wear the Poopinater{ offshoot of Ontaario Smith Wizzinater} under his pads?