Steven Seagal: American hero, Ambassador, from Russia w/love (1 Viewer)

[George Jefferson Airplane]

This should end well

Who better to turn to when things are in a tight fix than someone who brings together the holy trinity of martial arts prowess, unparalleled acting skills and Buddhist calm?

Little surprise then, perhaps, that when Vladimir Putin needed someone to act as a bridge in his dealing with the pesky Americans that he suggested the veteran martial arts actor Steven Seagal. For some reason, American officials were said to be shocked by the idea.

 

[TheIronSheik]

Putin just wants to meet his idol. Don't fall for it, Barry!

 

[Van Dyman]

Rodman was taken.

 

[Faust]

Vladimir Putin signs a decree honoring US actor – and Russian citizen – Steven Seagal

 

[Faust]

Steven Seagal declares himself ‘one million per cent’ Russian and lashes out at US ‘disinformation’

Steven Seagal launches Aikido centre to train Russians for military service

 

[SWC]

i sort of wish chuck norris would just beat the living hell out of steven seagull and get it over with take that to the bank brochachos

 

[psychobillies]

Steven Seagal declares himself ‘one million per cent’ Russian and lashes out at US ‘disinformation’

Steven Seagal launches Aikido centre to train Russians for military service

Good to know. Now we should declare him an enemy of the state, seize his wealth, revoke his citizenship and let him live out his days in the Russian utopia. Looks like a guy that could really use a good food shortage anyway.

 

[belljr]

Steven Seagal declares himself ‘one million per cent’ Russian and lashes out at US ‘disinformation’

Steven Seagal launches Aikido centre to train Russians for military service

Good to know. Now we should declare him an enemy of the state, seize his wealth, revoke his citizenship and let him live out his days in the Russian utopia. Looks like a guy that could really use a good food shortage anyway.

You think he doesn't live in a Russian utopia already?

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://m.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DFimDHc0-ViU&ved=2ahUKEwj_zZ6Sp_L9AhWfkokEHbJlCz0QwqsBegQIMBAF&usg=AOvVaw0DgqTMD2XKJtzuQrOhn0TI

 

[belljr]

Oops posted wrong link but same thing

 

[Charlie Steiner]

i sort of wish chuck norris would just beat the living hell out of steven seagull and get it over with take that to the bank brochachos

Jackie Chan.

 

[NewlyRetired]

The Akido thing is so strange on two counts.

1) Akido has been proven time and again to be a useless fighting technique as it only has any use if a fighter runs at you full speed which is why akido is never used in any fights.

2) The Russian military already trains in combat sambo, which at this current moment in time is the most impressive fighting skill in MMA thanks to the dominant performances of the dagestani fighters.

 

[top dog]

The Akido thing is so strange on two counts.

1) Akido has been proven time and again to be a useless fighting technique as it only has any use if a fighter runs at you full speed which is why akido is never used in any fights.

2) The Russian military already trains in combat sambo, which at this current moment in time is the most impressive fighting skill in MMA thanks to the dominant performances of the dagestani fighters.

Yeah.. I dunno.. This guys is an Akido master -> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FuH2Rhv6lA&t=237s

 

[massraider]

seize his wealth

You can keep it, what would I do with a bunch of DVDs?

 

[foxco]

One of the funniest screenplays I ever read was called Van Damme Vs. Seagal. The titular characters are neighbors in L.A. in the midst of a bitter feud, with Segal sneaking into JCVD's house and putting up posters of Under Siege, tossing water balloons filled with his own urine into JCVD's backyard and relentlessly teasing his nemesis that he's bedded 5,000 women vs. JCVD's measly 4,998.

Wish they woulda made that movie.

 

[Long Ball Larry]

The Akido thing is so strange on two counts.

1) Akido has been proven time and again to be a useless fighting technique as it only has any use if a fighter runs at you full speed which is why akido is never used in any fights.

makes sense. that's basically what used to happen in seagal movies, where he would stand in the middle of a room and each bad guy would run at him one by one and he sent them flying. Now in his movies, it's kind of the same, except he's sitting down.

 

[Boston]

Richie from Out For Justice was not a nice guy.

 

[General Malaise]

The Akido thing is so strange on two counts.

1) Akido has been proven time and again to be a useless fighting technique as it only has any use if a fighter runs at you full speed which is why akido is never used in any fights.

makes sense. that's basically what used to happen in seagal movies, where he would stand in the middle of a room and each bad guy would run at him one by one and he sent them flying. Now in his movies, it's kind of the same, except he's sitting down.

Steven Seagal

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[BlackCrowes]

I loved him in that thing I saw him in

 

[Long Ball Larry]

The Akido thing is so strange on two counts.

1) Akido has been proven time and again to be a useless fighting technique as it only has any use if a fighter runs at you full speed which is why akido is never used in any fights.

makes sense. that's basically what used to happen in seagal movies, where he would stand in the middle of a room and each bad guy would run at him one by one and he sent them flying. Now in his movies, it's kind of the same, except he's sitting down.

Steven Seagal

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yeah, that segment is awesome

 

[bigbottom]

The Akido thing is so strange on two counts.

1) Akido has been proven time and again to be a useless fighting technique as it only has any use if a fighter runs at you full speed which is why akido is never used in any fights.

makes sense. that's basically what used to happen in seagal movies, where he would stand in the middle of a room and each bad guy would run at him one by one and he sent them flying. Now in his movies, it's kind of the same, except he's sitting down.

Steven Seagal

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Those guys are freaking hilarious.

 

[massraider]

https://streamable.com/sh1r1z

Dance off

 

[Leroy Hoard]

https://streamable.com/sh1r1z

Dance off

Thems some dangerous looking moves.