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[Sand]

In other news, long bonds are getting shellacked. Thanks, BoJ.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Happy NVDA ex-dividend week. Don't spend it all in one place.

 

[General Malaise]

I inherited half of my dad's IRA that was managed by a buddy of mine for 20ish years. All his positions were transferred over to me and good god, it's like looking into an investment time machine. Surprised there's no Standard Oil, Amalgamated Steel or Titanic Boat Makers, Inc.

 

[General Malaise]

I now have the blended portfolio of a woman turning 103 with tumors for t!ts, an Oldsmobile and an income so fixed it couldn't breed with Octomom.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Congreve's Inflammable Powders ftw

 

[General Malaise]

Silver nudging ever so closely to $60.....

 

[Dwayne Hoover]

I inherited half of my dad's IRA that was managed by a buddy of mine for 20ish years. All his positions were transferred over to me and good god, it's like looking into an investment time machine. Surprised there's no Standard Oil, Amalgamated Steel or Titanic Boat Makers, Inc.

IBM?

Gotta be some GE in there

 

[General Malaise]

I inherited half of my dad's IRA that was managed by a buddy of mine for 20ish years. All his positions were transferred over to me and good god, it's like looking into an investment time machine. Surprised there's no Standard Oil, Amalgamated Steel or Titanic Boat Makers, Inc.

IBM?

Gotta be some GE in there

I get quarterly dividend checks from GE for like $0.12 cents. Not even worth the cost of a stamp. I just toss them.

This is how one ends up on the unclaimed property list of states. I'm sure GE owes me 8 dollars in uncashed checks dating back 15 years.