Off-topic, but WTF....
My first day working in brokerage operations on Wall St, circa 1994. I walk into the now-extinct 5 WTC and go to my desk. First thing they tell me to do is go down to the 4th floor and locate the "bond stretcher." I sniffed this out in 2 minutes as a BS task they give people as a hazing ritual. The whole building is aware of this and the aim is to send people on a wild goose chase around the building hunting for this item that doesn't exist. Instead, I just went straight to the bar in the mall below the WTC and sat and drank Guinness for 2 hours. Went back to the office buzzed and played it up that I went all over the building looking for this thing. Everyone had a rousing laugh at my expense.
A couple of months later, over lunch with the VP in charge of the whole account transfer operation, I confided that I had actually spent all that time at the very bar we were currently seated in and told him they needed a more convincing MacGuffin than "bond stretcher." By my 4 month anniversary, I was in charge of the department I had just joined. Two years after that, the same guy was put in change of the new online brokerage in Salt Lake City and relocated me out there for 2 years to run the mutual fund and money market operations divisions. I parlayed that experience into my current job and met my now-wife out there at the same time.
Literally everything I have now has its origins in the fact that I didn't fall for a joke about stretching bonds. I love bonds.