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Strangest place to pick up a lady (1 Viewer)

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I'm sitting here in the doctors waiting room and right next to me this guy is successfully getting a date with the woman next to him. Within 20 minutes they were discussing going away to Miami for a long weekend.

Where is the strangest place you've seen a guy successfully do this?

 
Footballguys staff meeting in Vegas. Just kidding, it didn't actually work. But a couple of us talked to girls on a few occasions. Okay once. Ok we didn't talk to her, we just looked at her. Okay it was a tranny.

 
I'm sitting here in the doctors waiting room and right next to me this guy is successfully getting a date with the woman next to him. Within 20 minutes they were discussing going away to Miami for a long weekend.

Where is the strangest place you've seen a guy successfully do this?
What kind of doctor?

 
Guy I knew met his wife via the phonebook. Just called a bunch of women up until he found one who'd go out with him.

 
Guy I knew met his wife via the phonebook. Just called a bunch of women up until he found one who'd go out with him.
That is crazy brilliantWhat did he say to them when they picked up?

 
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Guy I knew met his wife via the phonebook. Just called a bunch of women up until he found one who'd go out with him.
That is crazy brilliantWhat did he say to them when they picked up?
The one that finally worked wasn't actually the woman that answered the call, but she fixed him up on the date. He was originally from Russia, and had enlisted in the Army. He was stationed in Alaska and didn't know anyone, but he was worried about making his 3rd tour in Afghanistan, which was coming up. Wanted to have a kid before he went over, just in case. So he called Russian-sounding last names in the phonebook with a pitch something like "Your name sounds like you're also from the Old Country, I'm new in the area and looking to connect with other people like me." His Russian culture, religion, etc. The woman who answered was in her 50s or something, but she had a niece who had come over from Russia and was looking for a way to keep her green card. They ended up getting married like three months later and she was pregnant with the anchor baby by the time he shipped out.

 
I was in this hardware store buying paint, when I noticed an attractive woman walk in. As I watched her walk through the store, I noticed she very quickly picked up a drill and then seemed to wander aimlessly looking at the shelves. Eventually a store employee walked up and asked her if he could help. She said, "I'm looking for a new hinge for my front door."

The man said, "You want a screw for the hinge?"

And she replied, "No, but I'll blow you for the drill."

Actually true.

 
Guy I knew met his wife via the phonebook. Just called a bunch of women up until he found one who'd go out with him.
That is crazy brilliantWhat did he say to them when they picked up?
The one that finally worked wasn't actually the woman that answered the call, but she fixed him up on the date. He was originally from Russia, and had enlisted in the Army. He was stationed in Alaska and didn't know anyone, but he was worried about making his 3rd tour in Afghanistan, which was coming up. Wanted to have a kid before he went over, just in case. So he called Russian-sounding last names in the phonebook with a pitch something like "Your name sounds like you're also from the Old Country, I'm new in the area and looking to connect with other people like me." His Russian culture, religion, etc. The woman who answered was in her 50s or something, but she had a niece who had come over from Russia and was looking for a way to keep her green card. They ended up getting married like three months later and she was pregnant with the anchor baby by the time he shipped out.
Wow. Are they still together and happy?

 
Jail holding cell.
She couldn't defend herself?
Wasn't me. I was in there waiting for video arraignments (this is about the only time male and females inmates can interact with each other). Rather well endowed free-spirited female inmate from California was pretty chatty and the male inmates caught on quick and were all over her. One guy bragged that he had transportation on the outside and offered to drive her home if she'd "go out" with him along the way. That apparently separated him from the rest of the pack.

True love, I tell you.

 
Guy: You even been picked up by the fuzz?

Girl: No, but I've been dragged by the ####.

Worked better in the 70s when people called the police "the fuzz".

 
Better question would've been where is the strangest place you've actually picked up a girl successfully.

Than we'd get some good stories and not just a bunch of nonsense replies.

 
Better question would've been where is the strangest place you've actually picked up a girl successfully.

Than we'd get some good stories and not just a bunch of nonsense replies.
Again, the jail. :coffee:

(jail nurse)

 
I was in this hardware store buying paint, when I noticed an attractive woman walk in. As I watched her walk through the store, I noticed she very quickly picked up a drill and then seemed to wander aimlessly looking at the shelves. Eventually a store employee walked up and asked her if he could help. She said, "I'm looking for a new hinge for my front door."

The man said, "You want a screw for the hinge?"

And she replied, "No, but I'll blow you for the drill."

Actually true.
I like this story.

 

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