Suicide Bomb Instructor Accidentally Kills Iraqi Pupils (1 Viewer)

[NCCommish]

BAGHDAD — A group of Sunni militants attending a suicide bombing training class at a camp north of Baghdad were killed on Monday when their commander unwittingly conducted a demonstration with a belt that was packed with explosives, army and police officials said.

The militants belonged to a group known as the Islamic State of Iraq and Syria, or ISIS, which is fighting the Shiite-dominated army of the Iraqi government, mostly in Anbar Province. But they are also linked to bomb attacks elsewhere and other fighting that has thrown Iraq deeper into sectarian violence.

Twenty-two ISIS members were killed, and 15 were wounded, in the explosion at the camp, which is in a farming area in the northeastern province of Samara, according to the police and army officials. Stores of other explosive devices and heavy weapons were also kept there, the officials said.

Eight militants were arrested when they tried to escape, the officials said.

The militant who was conducting the training was not identified by name, but he was described by an Iraqi Army officer as a prolific recruiter who was “able to kill the bad guys for once.”

NYT

There is a bit more to this article but I just wanted to cover the Darwin Award winners.

 

[LinusMarr]

Well that breaks my heart....

 

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[Jobber]

I really hope a video of this surfaces somewhere.

 

[fourd]

Those who can do, those who can't teach.

 

[LinusMarr]

Those who can do, those who can't teach.

Blouses.....

 

[Max Power]

and all this time I thought ISIS was where Archer worked

 

[IvanKaramazov]

Why do the good always die young?

 

[Parrothead]

hope they all got A's

 

[Two Deep]

BAGHDAD — A group of Sunni militants attending a suicide bombing training class

NYT

There is a bit more to this article but I just wanted to cover the Darwin Award winners.

Well, that is one job that doesn't require continuing education.

 

[SacramentoBob]

Title reads like an Onion article.

 

[SacramentoBob]

That was one hell of a pop quiz.

 

[HellToupee]

thats terrific

 

[DiStefano]

Teaching standards have gone by the wayside. I blame the Al Qaeda unions.

 

[shadyridr]

Sounds like he demonstrated it perfectly. What a teacher!

 

[Limp Ditka]

I bet the students were having a real blast learning their craft.

 

[Johnny Rock]

This is the quality you get when teachers continue to be underpaid. He was probably up all night grading papers, making lesson plans and funding detonators and vests out of his own pocket.

 

[NCCommish]

Title reads like an Onion article.

I had to double check because I thought the same thing.

 

[fruity pebbles]

A lot of poor virgins are getting deflowered right about now.

 

[gianmarco]

They were celebrating You Are History Month.

 

[mr roboto]

When the teacher gets mad at the class he really blows his stack.

 

[Parrothead]

those guys are gonna blow the curve

 

[Jobber]

Some of the students were passing notes during the lecture. The teacher had enough, and just exploded.

 

[irish eyes]

This has to be the dumbest group of people on earth. I mean how long have these bozos been doing this?? And they have accomplished exactly jack squat. You would think the morons coming up thru the ranks would go hmmmm...we all keep killing ourselves but nothing has changed in 6 billion years. But keep killing yourselves, its no skin off my back (just theirs)).

 

[Charlie Steiner]

The movie version of this can be called "Dead Martyrs Society", with the catch phrase "Carpe boom".

 

[Parrothead]

The movie version of this can be called "Dead Martyrs Society", with the catch phrase "Carpe boom".

"My captain my ca.."

 

[shadyridr]

He was a good teacher, one of those teachers that had a real vested interest in each of his students.

 

[Hipple II]

A lot of poor virgins are getting deflowered right about now.

or a lot of arabs are pissed off eating raisins.

http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread434122/pg1

 

[Jayrok]

"does this mean we're done for the day?"

 

[E Street Brat]

i don't feel tardy

 

[Henry Ford]

I thought MOP hadn't gotten the job yet.

 

[NCCommish]

I thought MOP hadn't gotten the job yet.

Apparently there is now opening.

 

[Controller]

A lot of poor virgins are getting deflowered right about now.

I hope when they get to heaven, they find out that the Koran never specified that the 72 virgins are from the opposite sex.

 

[johnnycakes]

My link.

 

[NCCommish]

My link.

A favorite

 

[SacramentoBob]

My link.

A favorite

If you were trying to script that, you couldn't have done it any better.

 

[NCCommish]

My link.

A favorite

If you were trying to script that, you couldn't have done it any better.

The best part is he just told them it was unloaded and how he is the only one in the room professional enough to handle a gun. Perfect.