Peterman: I'm afraid I have some bad news, Elaine. It appears you will not beaccompanying me to Africa.Elaine: What? Why not?Peterman: I'm afraid it's your urine, Elaine. You tested positive for opium.Elaine: Opium?Peterman: That's right, Elaine. White lotus. Yam-yam. Shanghai Sally.Elaine: Ihat's impossible, I've never done a drug in my life. Dr. Strugatzmust have made a mistake.Peterman: Not a chance. I'm afraid I'll just have to find someone else toaccompany me on my journey. The dark continent is no place for an addict.New scene.Elaine's office, Kramer rushes in.Kramer: Oh, Elaine. Yeah.Elaine: Kramer, you look terrible.Kramer: Look, I need the keys to your apartment, I gotta take a shower.Elaine: What's wrong with your shower?Kramer: There's no water pressure.Elaine: Why don't you just go see Jerry?Just as Kramer is about to answer, Mr. Peterman walks past Elaine's open officedoor and pauses.Kramer: Jerry's got nothing. Newman's got nothing. You're the only one I knowwho's got the good stuff, and I need it bad, baby, cause I feel like I got bugscrawling up my skin. Now you gotta help me out.Peterman (busting in): Not on my watch! (Grabs Kramer by the collar) I won'thave you turning my office into a den of iniquity! Get your fix somewhere else! (Throws Kramer out and slams the door closed)Elaine: Mr Peterman! What are you doing?Peterman: Elaine, you're out of control. You need help.Elaine: Huh?Peterman: I know what you're going through. I too once fell under the spell ofopium. It was 1979. I was travelling the Yangtzee in search of a Mongolianhorsehair vest. I had got to the market after sundown, all of the clothingtraders had gone, but a different sort of trader still lurked about. "Just ataste," he said. That was all it took. Elaine: Mr. Peterman, I don't know what's going on here. I am not addicted toanything.Peterman: Oh, Elaine. The toll road of denial is a long and dangerous one. The price? Your soul. Oh, and by the way, you have til' 5:00 to clear out yourdesk. You're fired.