Teen Charged In Rubber Penis Waving Incident (1 Viewer)

[beavers]

smh

UNITY TOWNSHIP (KDKA) – A young man is facing charges stemming from an unusual incident in Westmoreland County Monday.

Skyler Connor, 18, of New Derry, is facing a disorderly conduct charge for waving a rubber penis at passing motorists.

According to police, the incident happened on Route 30 in Unity Township around 6 p.m.

Connor was a passenger in the back seat of a vehicle at the time.

http://pittsburgh.cbslocal.com/2014/08/27/teen-charged-in-rubber-penis-waving-incident/

 

[Parrothead]

great way to say F U.

 

[timschochet]

If Stuart could talk, what would he say?

 

[NCCommish]

That seems like a complete waste of the court's time.

 

[IC FBGCav]

That seems like a complete waste of the court's time.

I would think that depends on the size of the penis and gender of the judge.

 

[drummer]

Kids aren't creative anymore

 

[fred_1_15301]

My hometown county

 

[RUSF18]

He should have claimed that the people in the car were threatening to use it on him, and he was desperately signaling for help.

Then press charges on all those passing motorists under The Good Samaritan Law.

 

[Jayrok]

He must not be aware of the penal codes in that county.

 

[zamboni]

Love the way they shade out the thing in the linked story.

Let's not let people know what a fake part of the anatomy looks like.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

I blame this person:

http://www.eonline.com/news/540855/miley-cyrus-licks-giant-inflatable-penis-onstage-at-g-a-y-club-see-the-pics

 

[zamboni]

I blame this person:

http://www.eonline.com/news/540855/miley-cyrus-licks-giant-inflatable-penis-onstage-at-g-a-y-club-see-the-pics

Achy Breaky Hard

 

[Amused to Death]

The comment section in the link is great

 

[shadyridr]

What a dildo

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

What a dork.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I don't think I want to live in a country where you can't rock-out with your ####-out.

 

[whitem0nkey]

but truck nuts are ok.

 

[drummer]

The comment section in the link is great

RootinTootinTexan jcd0101 • 17 minutes ago He was straight, white, and male. You have to arrest them whenever you get a chance as it doesn't happen often. We wouldn't want those FBI crime statistics to be only one color now would we?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

The Upright Citizens Brigade did this on the Today Show once. Epic.

You mean the thing they did about the kid that had the rare, giant wang disease?

 

[pollardsvision]

but truck nuts are ok.

Sadly, I don't think they are in a lot of areas. Though times for plastic genitalia enthusiasts.

 

[Tom Servo]

great way to say F U.

How else is he supposed to wave his #### around?

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

They can have my rubber penis when they can pry it from my cold, dead, ....awwww never mind.

 

[pats3in4]

The pen is mightier...

 

[Mrs. Rannous]

I blame this person:

http://www.eonline.com/news/540855/miley-cyrus-licks-giant-inflatable-penis-onstage-at-g-a-y-club-see-the-pics

Achy Breaky Hard

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