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"The Bachelor" on ABC (1 Viewer)
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General Malaise
Footballguy
ABC's "Bachelorette" started a couple weeks back. I'm watching now. They just had 7 dudes and Ally be-bopping to the gayest song the Barenaked Ladies have ever sung...and that's saying a lot.
Speaking of gay, I am now gayer for watching this. And yet....here I am.
Oh, and Jen still has tree-trunk legs. They couldn't pick a hotter one than this? Really?
Speaking of gay, I am now gayer for watching this. And yet....here I am.
Oh, and Jen still has tree-trunk legs. They couldn't pick a hotter one than this? Really?
One
Not Allowed In Mexico
Jen? You mean Ali?
I think her face is hot, but yeah, the rest is okay.
Ever notice how the producers always try and hide her can?
Nigel Tufnel
Footballguy
####. In.
Nigel Tufnel
Footballguy
Nigel Tufnel
Footballguy
My prediction: Roberto wins.
Abraham
Footballguy
There isn't a woman on earth that could make me dance with a bunch of dudes to a Barenaked Ladies song in an effort to get her attention.
Limp Ditka
Footballguy
ODoyleRules
Footballguy
When that video aired, I felt bad for any guy in the world watching incl. myself. It out-gayed the Sandler/Farley SNL beer commercial and it wasn't even trying. When I read about Bros icing Bros phenomenon, I picture the kind of dooshes on this show. Bring your A-game Bro!
Nigel Tufnel
Footballguy
That's it!!I couldn't figure out where I'd seen that guy before. He talks exactly like him and looks a bit like him too.Does Jessie remind anyone else of Michael Phelps? The dude is a goober.In.
offdee
Footballguy
This.It's obvious none of these dooshes read "The Game" prior to coming on this show. If I hear "OMG Ally you're sooooo beautiful!" one more time....
Bob Loblaw
Footballguy
I feel the same way.Weatherman is lame. First off, he's freaking out because he gets to kiss her. Then, he can't kiss her, and she has to initiate the kiss. Then, he starts crying because others are making fun of him. Then, later in the date, he asks her if she would like to go to a more private place to have a real first kiss. DUDE, JUST KISS HER ALREADY. Stop being a p.u.s.s.
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
At first I felt bad for him for being attacked by blow out hair guy, but it's pretty clear that he was just trying to cull the weak from the herd. I couldn't believe that weatherman was crying. Crying! I think she gave him a rose out of pity. I laughed pretty hard when one of the other guys suggested it was his first kiss. Bags of sand...I feel the same way.Weatherman is lame. First off, he's freaking out because he gets to kiss her. Then, he can't kiss her, and she has to initiate the kiss. Then, he starts crying because others are making fun of him. Then, later in the date, he asks her if she would like to go to a more private place to have a real first kiss. DUDE, JUST KISS HER ALREADY. Stop being a p.u.s.s.
Nigel Tufnel
Footballguy
The weatherman makes me so uncomfortable. I have to leave when he comes on. He's so awkward.I loved the cheesy five o'clock shadow dude that the weatherman had it out for. He was like some villain out of an '80s comedy.At first I felt bad for him for being attacked by blow out hair guy, but it's pretty clear that he was just trying to cull the weak from the herd. I couldn't believe that weatherman was crying. Crying! I think she gave him a rose out of pity. I laughed pretty hard when one of the other guys suggested it was his first kiss. Bags of sand...
Limp Ditka
Footballguy
You wouldn't be dancing, but you'd be head bobbin as you kneed up to Jim Creeggan
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
I'm convinced that several of the contestants are from central casting. He's one of them. The wrestler is another. That guy is just completely over the top, and it drives the other hens nuts.The weatherman makes me so uncomfortable. I have to leave when he comes on. He's so awkward.I loved the cheesy five o'clock shadow dude that the weatherman had it out for. He was like some villain out of an '80s comedy.At first I felt bad for him for being attacked by blow out hair guy, but it's pretty clear that he was just trying to cull the weak from the herd. I couldn't believe that weatherman was crying. Crying! I think she gave him a rose out of pity. I laughed pretty hard when one of the other guys suggested it was his first kiss. Bags of sand...I feel the same way.Weatherman is lame. First off, he's freaking out because he gets to kiss her. Then, he can't kiss her, and she has to initiate the kiss. Then, he starts crying because others are making fun of him. Then, later in the date, he asks her if she would like to go to a more private place to have a real first kiss. DUDE, JUST KISS HER ALREADY. Stop being a p.u.s.s.
Nigel Tufnel
Footballguy
I felt bad for the guy who went on the truncated date the other night. It was obvious he was going to be a sacrificial lamb. The producers said: "You need to eliminate a guy after a one-on-one date. You can't keep giving them roses." Ali: "Send me the guy with the huge ears."
Nigel Tufnel
Footballguy
That's ####in' hot.
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
This season is really entertaining to me because Ali is clearly much more intelligent and socially aware than any of her potential mates. Each one of these dates is like a corporate interview where she's the HR psychologist throwing out MMPI questions. These guys aren't even aware that the smoke monster is scanning their DNA. She's really quite the shark. Her weakness, though, is that she's completely transparent about what she likes and doesn't like. You know immediately if she likes you or not. There's no mystery whatsoever. It's also clear that physical attraction will keep you around at least until about the final eight or so.Weatherman reminds me of that Martin Teal character from Cheers.. the short, rich executive that wanted to date Rebecca.
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koby925
Footballguy
She REALLY liked the one guy she had the bed scene with. I was thinking this when they were rolling around in the sheets. Good call on that guy being a Phelps clone. I think Weatherman is a poor woman's (man's?) Tom Cruise - right down to the total cheesiness. How does this cat do weather on TV if he gets so nervous about every little thing (literally - if you saw the calendar shoot you know what i mean) they have him do on this taped show?This season is really entertaining to me because Ali is clearly much more intelligent and socially aware than any of her potential mates. Each one of these dates is like a corporate interview where she's the HR psychologist throwing out MMPI questions. These guys aren't even aware that the smoke monster is scanning their DNA. She's really quite the shark. Her weakness, though, is that she's completely transparent about what she likes and doesn't like. You know immediately if she likes you or not. There's no mystery whatsoever. It's also clear that physical attraction will keep you around at least until about the final eight or so.
Weatherman reminds me of that Martin Teal character from Cheers.. the short, rich executive that wanted to date Rebecca.
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Bob Loblaw
Footballguy
Yeah, he was horrible during that calendar shoot. And why did they cover Ali up with shawls and scarves during that shoot. Then, last show she's in a bikini. My wife is curious if there was some extra time in between those shows to allow Ali to pull her self together. I really hope Weatherman doesn't become the next Bachelor. Actually, it might make for some very awkward TV every episode. I change my mind, Weatherman for the next Bachelor. I'll start a Facebook petition.She REALLY liked the one guy she had the bed scene with. I was thinking this when they were rolling around in the sheets. Good call on that guy being a Phelps clone. I think Weatherman is a poor woman's (man's?) Tom Cruise - right down to the total cheesiness. How does this cat do weather on TV if he gets so nervous about every little thing (literally - if you saw the calendar shoot you know what i mean) they have him do on this taped show?
Weatherman reminds me of that Martin Teal character from Cheers.. the short, rich executive that wanted to date Rebecca.
BTW, does Ali still work for FB?
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Is this shtick?
Bob Loblaw
Footballguy
On my part, or his?
General Malaise
Footballguy
General Malaise
Footballguy
That was painful television. Maybe the most uncomfortable I've ever been watching a TV show ever.
Angry Beavers
Footballguy
The dude on the crutches ( I don't know his name as I only kinda pay attention while the wife watches ( yes, I gave up the remote 
)) is going to the finals only to be crushed in the end.
)) is going to the finals only to be crushed in the end.
General Malaise
Footballguy
How in the hell can a grown man fail to open a bottle of champagne? Was that shtick? It was like watching a teen girl drive a stick shift for the first time. I just wanted to reach through screen and backhand him before taking over. Jesus.
General Malaise
Footballguy
I haven't seen that many grown men cry since Famous Dave's refused to serve JoeT and Jeep a pitcher of Captain's and Diet Coke.
desert rose
Footballguy
Every girl loves the guy to sing random songs he just made up on the spot. 
The only thing better is to get a tattoo for her. 
The only thing better is to get a tattoo for her.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Every girl loves the guy to sing random songs he just made up on the spot.
What. Was. That?
Walton Goggins
Footballguy
Was I the only one who thought she needs to drop some lbs when she put on that Lion King outfit? She does NOT have a good body.
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Walton Goggins
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I thought for sure he would stick around who by far was comedy gold. So many sensitive, crying and fawning guys (wondering if some are really even straight) while he looked to be there ONLY to F with them.Putting on weatherman's clothes was classic.The weatherman makes me so uncomfortable. I have to leave when he comes on. He's so awkward.I loved the cheesy five o'clock shadow dude that the weatherman had it out for. He was like some villain out of an '80s comedy.At first I felt bad for him for being attacked by blow out hair guy, but it's pretty clear that he was just trying to cull the weak from the herd. I couldn't believe that weatherman was crying. Crying! I think she gave him a rose out of pity. I laughed pretty hard when one of the other guys suggested it was his first kiss. Bags of sand...
Walton Goggins
Footballguy
Some things a real man never does or even think about and that many on this show love to do:
1. Tattle tell. I would think ANY chick who hears a man tell her that someone did this or isn't there for the right reasons SHOULD make her think a) He's threatened or b) Insecure / Crazy.
2. Some of the guys questioning other guys about their true intentions. Dude, worry about yourself.
I would love to be on this show and I know I could game it better than those chumps. Why don't guys stick up for themselves? Why do guys run to her and tattle tell like a little kid?
1. Tattle tell. I would think ANY chick who hears a man tell her that someone did this or isn't there for the right reasons SHOULD make her think a) He's threatened or b) Insecure / Crazy.
2. Some of the guys questioning other guys about their true intentions. Dude, worry about yourself.
I would love to be on this show and I know I could game it better than those chumps. Why don't guys stick up for themselves? Why do guys run to her and tattle tell like a little kid?
Walton Goggins
Footballguy
Honestly if I saw her out I would assume she's had at least one child already.Of course many women LOVE tattle-tale crap but as a man you don't run around telling on others as if you are a 5 year old. Don't worry about the other guys and concentrate on you.
Angry Beavers
Footballguy
Walton Goggins
Footballguy
When Ali picked him clearly she was either told to or she's just of a psycho. That guy is beyond unstable.
koby925
Footballguy
They had to tell her to keep that guy for entertainment value.
Does the laywer guy from Philly remind anyone else of Otis?
Bob Loblaw
Footballguy
The guy from Clovis (tattoo guy) sounds like he has perma-mucous in his throat. It's so effin' annoying.
I came here to guard and protect your heart.
I came here to guard and protect your heart.
Summer Wheat
Footballguy
A couple of weeks ago Ali was in the sun. Sun + HD..not good.How is that lawyer/Otis dude hanging around?? Ali gives him no play at all.Walton Goggins said:
Walton Goggins
Footballguy
so trueWhat about the guy who got the rose last night who always has his mouth open and always looks surprised at everything? He gets zero TV time.
Walton Goggins
Footballguy
His voice reminds me of a weaker version of Buffalo BillIt puts the lotion on its skinBob Loblaw said:The guy from Clovis (tattoo guy) sounds like he has perma-mucous in his throat. It's so effin' annoying.
I came here to guard and protect your heart.
offdee
Footballguy
What about that other longer haired guy (Chris N. something or other). I've literally never seen him interact with Ali and yet he still keeps getting a rose.
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