"The Bachelor" on ABC (2 Viewers)

[McGarnicle]

So apparently if you're an attractive woman, Dog Lover and Free Spirit are actual professions that you can pursue.

WTF is a Mineral Coordinator?

Hey man, the quartz, silica and limestone ain't gonna coordinate themselves.

 

[McGarnicle]

Am I the only one picturing 26 women thinking "you did what?" when Sharleen said that she and JP had talked about inequality as it relates to gays?

Seems like Sharleen is the only one he found interesting, thus the only one he actually asked any questions and made an effort at conversation.

 

[Fat Nick]

Am I the only one picturing 26 women thinking "you did what?" when Sharleen said that she and JP had talked about inequality as it relates to gays?

Seems like Sharleen is the only one he found interesting, thus the only one he actually asked any questions and made an effort at conversation.

Probably ONLY because even I found her confusing as #### and was constantly wondering what her deal was. He had to ask her questions about herself because she was otherwise a complete mystery.

 

[Fat Nick]

The lady who had the "gay parent" was butt ugly, jus sayin....

Yup...that's Dog Lover. You've got to be annoying when people remember you as

-butt ugly

-dog lover

-gay parent

I remember her dog's name as Molly, but I still can't remember her name.

 

[McGarnicle]

Am I the only one picturing 26 women thinking "you did what?" when Sharleen said that she and JP had talked about inequality as it relates to gays?

Seems like Sharleen is the only one he found interesting, thus the only one he actually asked any questions and made an effort at conversation.

Probably ONLY because even I found her confusing as #### and was constantly wondering what her deal was. He had to ask her questions about herself because she was otherwise a complete mystery.

Like most guys, he's more intrigued by mystery and the chase, over a bunch of idiot women he knows would eat the peanuts out of his #### if he asked.

JP is old school -- a wife should be really hot and be good with kids. Light conversation over dinner is nice but not required, then I'm going out with the guys and I'll see you tomorrow. Wouldn't surprise me if he married Nikki or Clare but tried to get in touch with Sharleen on the side.

 

[Henry Ford]

So apparently if you're an attractive woman, Dog Lover and Free Spirit are actual professions that you can pursue.

WTF is a Mineral Coordinator?

Makeup sales person for Bare Minerals

 

[McGarnicle]

My Juan Pablo impression has morphed into kind of a drunken Tony Montana.

 

[PinkydaPimp]

so you think juan pablo has smashed each of these girls?

 

[Otis]

Even this guy's family dislikes him. Even his own mother.

You knew this was going downhill when Chris Harrison -- guy who loves to be bro to the bachlor -- sort of gave JP the cold shoulder all season. Does anyone actually like this guy?

 

[PinkydaPimp]

wait im lost. what did he say to her?

 

[McGarnicle]

This guy is really just a dirtbag and a shallow, vacant, barely human husk of a person. I'm most disappointed because I can't make fun of this anymore. There's nothing to make fun of. There's.....nothing.

 

[PinkydaPimp]

I think the language gap is the cause of alot of confusion here.

 

[identikit]

This guy is really just a dirtbag and a shallow, vacant, barely human husk of a person. I'm most disappointed because I can't make fun of this anymore. There's nothing to make fun of. There's.....nothing.

"It's ok"

 

[TLEF316]

Clare...I hardly know you. But you taste like cherries...and I like that.

 

[((Morpheus))]

Nikki

 

[TLEF316]

Dude can't even finish his own sentences and he's trying to finish nikki's

 

[jomar]

This guy makes ME look romantic

 

[PinkydaPimp]

turrible last episode.

 

[PinkydaPimp]

lmao! this is way too scripted. shes mad that he waited till the end to make his decision?

 

[TLEF316]

"I love ####### you"

So....awesome

 

[Fat Nick]

Awesome. What a complete train wreck this is.

 

[Fat Nick]

I want to see him not pick her either so he gets told off again.

 

[PinkydaPimp]

I want to see him not pick her either so he gets told off again.

i was hoping for this. Actually i think he made the right decision not proposing or saying i love you. i looked like he was feeling rushed through the whole thing.

 

[PinkydaPimp]

"I love ####### you"

So....awesome

 

[Fat Nick]

I want to see him not pick her either so he gets told off again.

i was hoping for this. Actually i think he made the right decision not proposing or saying i love you. i looked like he was feeling rushed through the whole thing.

He's going to smash Nikki for a while, then move on. If Claire kept her pants on, he would've picked her, but he got to drink the milk without buying the cow, and I think that's his definition of love.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Jesus, someone give Clare an Emmy.

 

[PinkydaPimp]

I want to see him not pick her either so he gets told off again.

i was hoping for this. Actually i think he made the right decision not proposing or saying i love you. i looked like he was feeling rushed through the whole thing.

He's going to smash Nikki for a while, then move on. If Claire kept her pants on, he would've picked her, but he got to drink the milk without buying the cow, and I think that's his definition of love.

so you dont think he smashed nikki? She seemed like she would have been game.

 

[Fat Nick]

I want to see him not pick her either so he gets told off again.

i was hoping for this. Actually i think he made the right decision not proposing or saying i love you. i looked like he was feeling rushed through the whole thing.

He's going to smash Nikki for a while, then move on. If Claire kept her pants on, he would've picked her, but he got to drink the milk without buying the cow, and I think that's his definition of love.

so you dont think he smashed nikki? She seemed like she would have been game.

I think they either have or have come close. But I think he and Claire got much more friendly. Neither is fresh meat, but Nikki was fresher.

 

[Fat Nick]

Did he just say, "Can I talk?" When Harrison tried to interrupt him?

 

[PinkydaPimp]

Did he just say, "Can I talk?" When Harrison tried to interrupt him?

lol yea. these guys really dont like each other.

I want to see him not pick her either so he gets told off again.

i was hoping for this. Actually i think he made the right decision not proposing or saying i love you. i looked like he was feeling rushed through the whole thing.

He's going to smash Nikki for a while, then move on. If Claire kept her pants on, he would've picked her, but he got to drink the milk without buying the cow, and I think that's his definition of love.

so you dont think he smashed nikki? She seemed like she would have been game.

I think they either have or have come close. But I think he and Claire got much more friendly. Neither is fresh meat, but Nikki was fresher.

true. makes sense. Claire is mad she gave it up and didnt get picked.

 

[Fat Nick]

true. makes sense. Claire is mad she gave it up and didnt get picked.

Absolutely. I applaud her for having "nothing to say" to JP, but I also think the fact that she can turn it on and off so quickly shows she's a bit off.

 

[McGarnicle]

The most confusing thing is the hopeful, lovey crap that both women spewed just before their final moment with JP when they were both insulted, confused or let down the night before. Sounded word-for-word what any final 2 contestant would say at that point, which tells me obviously this crap is very heavily scripted.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

The audience loves Juan.

Wrap it up.

 

[Fat Nick]

This is like watching the birth of an unhealthy relationship. He speaks FOR her. What a D-bag.

 

[TLEF316]

If this doesn't prove that good looking people can get away with pretty much anything, I don't know what will.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

WHAT IS CHRIS HARRISON LOOKING AT?

 

[PinkydaPimp]

lmao why does he care that he says i love you. mind your own business! ugh.

 

[Fat Nick]

If this doesn't prove that good looking people can get away with pretty much anything, I don't know what will.

 

[TLEF316]

Harrison wants to punch him so badly

 

[Mr. Pickles]

20 minutes left? I'm kind of jonesing for a new Castle episode, to be honest.

 

[PinkydaPimp]

i havent seen a full season of this before. does the guy typically propose and/or say i love you?

 

[Otis]

This is the ultimate train wreck. I can't stop watching. JP talking about how he's been battling with the show. Chris Harrison finally asking about the big surprise that he's been telling us about all episode, and JP telling us there is no surprise.



Chris and he HATE each other.

Sean looking ready to slug JP.

I love ####### you!

 

[Otis]

Harrison wants to punch him so badly

This. Harrison to pound him while Sean holds his arms behind his back.

 

[Otis]

i havent seen a full season of this before. does the guy typically propose and/or say i love you?

It's usually the opposite of everything that's been happening.

 

[Henry Ford]

i havent seen a full season of this before. does the guy typically propose and/or say i love you?

Yes.

 

[Otis]

Pickles> Mrs. Otis again asking what happened to your blog. Response?

 

[Otis]

I told my wife this at the beginning of the season that this guy was a doosh, and she refused to believe me. She's so apologetic about it now.

This for me is further proof that guys who play soccer tend to be dooshes.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Pickles> Mrs. Otis again asking what happened to your blog. Response?

This show betrayed me.

 

[Otis]

Sean laying more smackdown on the poor guy who can't even speak English.

 

[Otis]

Do we have any idea what went down with the producers and the show? Why's he so pissy?