The Beatles NEVER existed (so somebody says) (1 Viewer)

[Tom Servo]

I am not joking.

“This is a serious subject, not a joke,” write the authors of the The Beatles (as they were presented to us) Never Existed, a site devoted to the totally serious, not-a-joke notion that one of the most popular, influential, and obsessively documented bands of all time was an elaborate hoax.

The Beatles Never Existed dot com

Godsbrother to the yellow courtesy phone...

 

[Al O'Pecia]

Nowhere Men?

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Then Paul really wasn't the Walrus.

 

[Limp Ditka]

This guy should probably just let it be

 

[ffldrew]

Then Paul really wasn't the Walrus.

And he's alive!

 

[Grace Under Pressure]

This guy should probably just let it be

Not exactly speaking words of wisdom

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

This guy should probably just let it be

He really needs some help.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

I'll bet this pisses off Charles Manson big time.

 

[Stinger Ray]

In my life I'd never thought someone could believe something like this.

 

[Harry Manback]

Don't let me down guys, I want you to make more references.

 

[Stinger Ray]

All together now lets get the crap site taken down.

 

[Stinger Ray]

I'm sure there will be the fool on the hill that will actually believe that site.

 

[Frostillicus]

Man, I come here to gimme shelter from crazies like this.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

We should come together and help this guy get back to reality.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Man, I come here to gimme shelter from crazies like this.

 

[HughHoney]

Heard this rumor years ago, we won't get fooled again.

 

[Stinger Ray]

Man, I come here to gimme shelter from crazies like this.

I know. I am shattered by this.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I've must spent the last 10 minutes trying to come up with a joke for "Do the Freddy".

 

[Tom Servo]

Man, I come here to gimme shelter from crazies like this.

I know. I am shattered by this.

I'm under pressure to come up with a witty response to this.

 

[Stinger Ray]

Man, I come here to gimme shelter from crazies like this.

I know. I am shattered by this.

I'm under pressure to come up with a witty response to this.

I'm dazed and confused by all of this.

 

[Limp Ditka]

This guy should probably just let it be

He really needs some help.

Could you imagine trying to keep something like this a secret? I wouldn't want to carry that weight

 

[Parmcat]

Imagine all the people, who what to beat this guys face in. Its easy if you try

 

[Sinn Fein]

Paul is dead.

 

[timschochet]

Far from a hoax, the Beatles were bigger than Jesus!

 

[Tom Servo]

Far from a hoax, the Beatles were bigger than Jesus!

Jesus is just alright with me.

 

[Limp Ditka]

Man, I come here to gimme shelter from crazies like this.

I know. I am shattered by this.

I'm under pressure to come up with a witty response to this.

I'm dazed and confused by all of this.

Me too. I can't explain it

 

[Insein]

Man, I come here to gimme shelter from crazies like this.

I know. I am shattered by this.

I'm under pressure to come up with a witty response to this.

I'm dazed and confused by all of this.

Something something Stairway to heaven.

 

[Stinger Ray]

Far from a hoax, the Beatles were bigger than Jesus!

Jesus is just alright with me.

Me and my sweet Lord agree!

 

[Stinger Ray]

Man, I come here to gimme shelter from crazies like this.

I know. I am shattered by this.

I'm under pressure to come up with a witty response to this.

I'm dazed and confused by all of this.

Something something Stairway to heaven.

You went over the hills and far away on your way to the stairway to heaven?

 

[Koya]

Wow.. just...

imagine.

 

[Sinn Fein]

Man, I come here to gimme shelter from crazies like this.

I know. I am shattered by this.

I'm under pressure to come up with a witty response to this.

I'm dazed and confused by all of this.

Something something Stairway to heaven.

You went over the hills and far away on your way to the stairway to heaven?

shadoobie

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Impossible. I saw them down on the corner.

 

[shader]

All these crazy people. Where do they all come from?

 

[Foosball God]

Impossible. I saw them down on the corner.

I heard they came in through the bathroom window.

 

[hagmania]

Some of these puns are insufferable, but I'll get by with a little help.

 

[MC Gas Money]

Worst band of all time.

 

[Sinn Fein]

All these crazy people. Where do they all come from?

It's a mixed up muddled up shook up world except for Lola

 

[Stinger Ray]

All these crazy people. Where do they all come from?

It's a mixed up muddled up shook up world except for Lola

Was she that long cool woman in a black dress?

 

[Tom Servo]

All these crazy people. Where do they all come from?

It's a mixed up muddled up shook up world except for Lola

Was she that long cool woman in a black dress?

No, that's the girl in Winslow, Arizona. She was such a fine sight, you see.

 

[Sinn Fein]

All these crazy people. Where do they all come from?

It's a mixed up muddled up shook up world except for Lola

Was she that long cool woman in a black dress?

No, that's the girl in Winslow, Arizona. She was such a fine sight, you see.

Still crazy after all these years.

 

[Jules Winnfield]

Worst band of all time.

Hey stoopid!

 

[NCCommish]

I've had enough of reading things
By neurotic, psychotic
Pig headed idiots
All I want is the truth
Just gimme some truth

 

[George Jefferson Airplane]

Next thing you know someone will try to tell me bears can't juggle, and women drive well.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Impossible. I saw them down on the corner.

I heard they came in through the bathroom window.

The bathroom on the right?

 

[SIDA!]

Dude needs a little help from his friends.

 

[Sinn Fein]

Worst band of all time.

Hey stoopid!

Hey Jules, don't make it bad. Take a sad song, and make it better.

 

[NMYMND]

I'm waiting for the writer to put his theories out in paperback

 

[drummer]

Worst band of all time.

Hey stoopid!

Hey Jules, don't make it bad. Take a sad song, and make it better.

 

[Jules Winnfield]

Worst band of all time.

Hey stoopid!

Hey Jules, don't make it bad. Take a sad song, and make it better.

Sad song say so muchAnd well played!

 

[glock]

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