The blonde marionette from the DirecTV commercials - hot or not? (1 Viewer)

[Otis]

Something very hot about her.

 

[Moe.]

Probably the worst commercial shtick in recent memory.

 

[Guest]

Very hot. I was honestly going to post about this.

 

[Otis]

Answer the question.

 

[Chadstroma]

She is your perfect woman. She is freakishly skinny and unable to eat.

 

[GroveDiesel]

Probably the worst commercial shtick in recent memory.

 

[Otis]

She is your perfect woman. She is freakishly skinny and unable to eat.

So in love.

 

[Chadstroma]

She is your perfect woman. She is freakishly skinny and unable to eat.

So in love.

 

[Das Boot]

Wood for sure.

 

[dozer]

Her dad is a mean old cuss.

 

[AhrnCityPahnder]

8: One of the hotter puppets at the bedroom, one of the hotter girls at Geppetto's workshop, (upper class of hot puppets)

 

[Binky The Doormat]

Yeah, hot. Skinny blonde that wants it, how can you beat that?

Something about when she is talking sexy and flopping around ...

 

[Raider Nation]

You guys are a bunch of sickos!

Spoiler

Hot as hell !!!

 

[loser]

Me: There is a splinter in my penis.

Doc: Again, Loser?

 

[Ilov80s]

Look at her bending over with that dress riding up. You can't tell me she doesn't know what she's doing.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-0DA0El7zT-0/U2vJ-pfHbJI/AAAAAAAAKkc/zrms6SI5Ty4/s1600/directv.no.wires.creepy.marionette.commercial.jpg

 

[Insein]

I ####### hate you. The single worst commercial ever created.

 

[Binky The Doormat]

I ####### hate you. The single worst commercial ever created.

Though I agree that these are very bad commercials. Very bad.

This cannot stop my perverted love for this wooden vixen.

 

[skol asylum]

That's pretty jazzy.

 

[Thorn]

she sorta looks like your wife with different hair color

 

[Otis]

she sorta looks like your wife with different hair color

I guess we all do have a type

 

[Gianni Verscotchie]

She gives me wood

 

[Freelove]

Wood bang.

 

[D-Day]

She's into bondage... i think.

 

[Parrothead]

wood drill

 

[Mr. Pickles]

2/10 would not nail.

 

[Otis]

I like that she does whatever you make her do.

 

[identikit]

8: One of the hotter puppets at the bedroom, one of the hotter girls at Geppetto's workshop, (upper class of hot puppets)

 

[GroveDiesel]

Now I know why the girl in this article makes a bunch of money:

http://www.cracked.com/article_21171_5-adventures-i-had-as-cam-girl-with-niche-in-sex-puppets.html

 

[Flying V]

Wouldn't want to marry her, but I'd bang her if no strings attached.

 

[prosopis]

I am glad others feel like I do. I think she is super hot but was worried I was the only one.

 

[Jules Winnfield]

Wood peck her

 

[Flying V]

Pinocchio used to date her, but she broke it off when he told her a lie.

 

[rockaction]

Dr. D. covered this in the hockey thread a month or so ago.

Agreed. Very hot.

 

[beer 30]

Probably the worst commercial shtick in recent memory.

This, creepy as hell, especially the dance in the bedroom. Makes me want to punch Pinochio.

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

Now I know why the girl in this article makes a bunch of money:

http://www.cracked.com/article_21171_5-adventures-i-had-as-cam-girl-with-niche-in-sex-puppets.html

That article is wonderful in every way.

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

Probably the worst commercial shtick in recent memory.

This, creepy as hell, especially the dance in the bedroom. Makes me want to punch Pinochio.

Euphemism?

 

[peaces]

wood eye?

 

[rockaction]

Now I know why the girl in this article makes a bunch of money:

http://www.cracked.com/article_21171_5-adventures-i-had-as-cam-girl-with-niche-in-sex-puppets.html

That article is wonderful in every way.

I think everyone should have a gander at that one.

 

[prosopis]

Now I know why the girl in this article makes a bunch of money:

http://www.cracked.com/article_21171_5-adventures-i-had-as-cam-girl-with-niche-in-sex-puppets.html

Wow

 

[NCCommish]

Now I know why the girl in this article makes a bunch of money:

http://www.cracked.com/article_21171_5-adventures-i-had-as-cam-girl-with-niche-in-sex-puppets.html

I guess there's somebody for every fetish. People are a mess.

 

[Christo]

Now I know why the girl in this article makes a bunch of money:

http://www.cracked.com/article_21171_5-adventures-i-had-as-cam-girl-with-niche-in-sex-puppets.html

I guess there's somebody for every fetish. People are a mess.

Alpha to Omega.