The Craziest 24 Hours (1 Viewer)

[uncle Klompits]

 

[Das Boot]

Well?

probably the time we flew to New Orleans for a Vikes game...landed in Memphis for an emergency landing since a lady died on our flight. Checked in, decided to upgrade to the Presidential suite, then the group of guys I was with partied until 3 am, and proceeded to win about $4,000 with which we paid for the entire lodging bill, and went out for an $800 dinner.

If she's already dead, why is it an emergency?

Zombies on a plane down?

 

[Chaka]

Probably had to do with Dahab Egypt, getting opium from some Arab Bedouins, driving back to the Israeli border at 100 miles per hour in a cab that was coming apart at the seems, through a terrential desert rainstorm while driving THROUGH the end of a rainbow.If I could remember anymore of it, then it would not have been the craziest 24 hours I have ever had. But I do recall those pieces of info.

Dahab...good times.

 

[SlaX]

I started the day by getting my men to cause a train accident and steal a briefcase. Then they kidnapped the secretary of defense and his daughter and we were gonna kill him in front of the whole world! It was a brilliant plan if I do say so myself. But that plan was foiled by some man that worked for the secretary of defense. That made me so mad! But no matter, our plan was already in place.

Next, we forced each and every nuclear power plant in the entire United States into a melt down. Well, that was the plan. But, again, we were foiled by CTU. But not before we suceeded in melting down one power plant! Muahahaha!

And then, comes the best part. The almighty Jack Bauer thought that he could out-wit me and decided to use Dina Araz as bait to get to me. But, instead I used her to get to him. And then, I played CTU as I made a trade for Behrooz using Jack Bauer. They thought that Behrooz had some sort of value to me, but alas, he didn't. It was only to buy me time for my greater plan. And by the time they figured it out, it was too late. I shot down Air Force One and took out President Keeler.

After taking down Air Force One, I stole the plans to retrieve a nuclear warhead using information from the nuclear football which was obtained from Air Force One. I had to go through that pesky Jack Bauer again, but he was no match for me. In the end, we won and had the missile in the air and headed for Los Angeles.

Sadly, through all my triumphs of the day's events. Even though I had managed to escape from Bauer a record 5 times, I didn't survive. I couldn't allow Jack to take me into custody. So I cut his hand and fell to my death. Oh yeah, they shot down the missile in the last possible second, but it was great. And Jack: Nina says Hi!

 

[Chaka]

Has anyone done Jack Bauer shtick in this thread yet?

That would be a laugh riot.

 

[redman]

Ok here it is in a nutshell. (Hope it's not too long). Had to create an alias for this one.........About 10 yrs ago my marriage was going to hell pretty much. I met a woman, make that 2 women on the internet. Had affairs with both. One was here(Wench A) in my home town one was (Wench B)about 1400 miles away. Wench A became extremely possessive calling me 6-7 times a day at work. We only slept together once and I had a feeling about her (She didn't want me to use protection) I did the smart thing and pulled. Like I said she totally freaked me out so I started ignoring her......About 3 months later I flew out to see Wench B. While I was there I came down with pneumonia, and actually broke 3 ribs during our romp. Here is where the craziest 24 hrs comes in......Wife found out about Wench B, and the $5k phone bill I rang up while I was romping with Wench B. When she got ahold of me, all hell broke loose, and I felt super guilty, so I cut my trip short and caught a flight home the next morning.Flew home in immense amounts of pain with 3 broken ribs and pneumonia in the morning.Got home and went directly to hospital, wife wouldn't come with or drive me (I don't blame her one bit)Get admitted to hospital.An hour later I am on the phone with Wench B, letting her know I'm in the hospital when I hear two voices outside my room, and much to my horror it sounds like Wench A. (I knew she was a nurse) Guess who was my nurse? Yep it was her. and guess who she walked in with, yep wife and son. I hurry off the phone with Wench B, and I'm just spent. The scene and feeling was incredible, incredibly bad, I just wanted to die right there.Wench A never said anything to wife, but she did steal my beeper and wouldn't give it back until I went out with her again. To this day she still has it.I swear on a stack of bibles this is a true story.

Alias check?

 

[Judge Smails]

14 guys in for a 3 day birthday bash in Cabo. Pick any one of the 3 days. Debauchery and male bonding like you cannot imagine. It is still a blur.

 

[Red Apples]

14 guys in for a 3 day birthday bash in Cabo. Pick any one of the 3 days. Debauchery and male bonding like you cannot imagine. It is still a blur.

14 guys...3 days?slut.

 

[Third]

14 guys in for a 3 day birthday bash in Cabo. Pick any one of the 3 days. Debauchery and male bonding like you cannot imagine. It is still a blur.

 

[chet]

Ok here it is in a nutshell. (Hope it's not too long). Had to create an alias for this one.........About 10 yrs ago my marriage was going to hell pretty much. I met a woman, make that 2 women on the internet. Had affairs with both. One was here(Wench A) in my home town one was (Wench B)about 1400 miles away. Wench A became extremely possessive calling me 6-7 times a day at work. We only slept together once and I had a feeling about her (She didn't want me to use protection) I did the smart thing and pulled. Like I said she totally freaked me out so I started ignoring her......About 3 months later I flew out to see Wench B. While I was there I came down with pneumonia, and actually broke 3 ribs during our romp. Here is where the craziest 24 hrs comes in......Wife found out about Wench B, and the $5k phone bill I rang up while I was romping with Wench B. When she got ahold of me, all hell broke loose, and I felt super guilty, so I cut my trip short and caught a flight home the next morning.Flew home in immense amounts of pain with 3 broken ribs and pneumonia in the morning.Got home and went directly to hospital, wife wouldn't come with or drive me (I don't blame her one bit)Get admitted to hospital.An hour later I am on the phone with Wench B, letting her know I'm in the hospital when I hear two voices outside my room, and much to my horror it sounds like Wench A. (I knew she was a nurse) Guess who was my nurse? Yep it was her. and guess who she walked in with, yep wife and son. I hurry off the phone with Wench B, and I'm just spent. The scene and feeling was incredible, incredibly bad, I just wanted to die right there.Wench A never said anything to wife, but she did steal my beeper and wouldn't give it back until I went out with her again. To this day she still has it.I swear on a stack of bibles this is a true story.

This post needs more love.

 

[saintfool]

14 guys in for a 3 day birthday bash in Cabo. Pick any one of the 3 days. Debauchery and male bonding like you cannot imagine. It is still a blur.

Fingercuffs?

 

[KnowledgeReignsSupreme]

Damnit! Bumping a thread started by The Legend™ is not cool. It got me all excited he was back, and not still hiding as an alias.

That's what I was thinking. When BGP comes back it will be like the 2nd coming.

 

[E.B.]

Update?

 

[The Shizzle]

Ok here it is in a nutshell. (Hope it's not too long). Had to create an alias for this one.........About 10 yrs ago my marriage was going to hell pretty much. I met a woman, make that 2 women on the internet. Had affairs with both. One was here(Wench A) in my home town one was (Wench B)about 1400 miles away. Wench A became extremely possessive calling me 6-7 times a day at work. We only slept together once and I had a feeling about her (She didn't want me to use protection) I did the smart thing and pulled. Like I said she totally freaked me out so I started ignoring her......About 3 months later I flew out to see Wench B. While I was there I came down with pneumonia, and actually broke 3 ribs during our romp. Here is where the craziest 24 hrs comes in......Wife found out about Wench B, and the $5k phone bill I rang up while I was romping with Wench B. When she got ahold of me, all hell broke loose, and I felt super guilty, so I cut my trip short and caught a flight home the next morning.Flew home in immense amounts of pain with 3 broken ribs and pneumonia in the morning.Got home and went directly to hospital, wife wouldn't come with or drive me (I don't blame her one bit)Get admitted to hospital.An hour later I am on the phone with Wench B, letting her know I'm in the hospital when I hear two voices outside my room, and much to my horror it sounds like Wench A. (I knew she was a nurse) Guess who was my nurse? Yep it was her. and guess who she walked in with, yep wife and son. I hurry off the phone with Wench B, and I'm just spent. The scene and feeling was incredible, incredibly bad, I just wanted to die right there.Wench A never said anything to wife, but she did steal my beeper and wouldn't give it back until I went out with her again. To this day she still has it.I swear on a stack of bibles this is a true story.

Have you called Wench A yet? Are you still married?

 

[yellowdog]

Ok here it is in a nutshell. (Hope it's not too long). Had to create an alias for this one.........About 10 yrs ago my marriage was going to hell pretty much. I met a woman, make that 2 women on the internet. Had affairs with both. One was here(Wench A) in my home town one was (Wench B)about 1400 miles away. Wench A became extremely possessive calling me 6-7 times a day at work. We only slept together once and I had a feeling about her (She didn't want me to use protection) I did the smart thing and pulled. Like I said she totally freaked me out so I started ignoring her......About 3 months later I flew out to see Wench B. While I was there I came down with pneumonia, and actually broke 3 ribs during our romp. Here is where the craziest 24 hrs comes in......Wife found out about Wench B, and the $5k phone bill I rang up while I was romping with Wench B. When she got ahold of me, all hell broke loose, and I felt super guilty, so I cut my trip short and caught a flight home the next morning.Flew home in immense amounts of pain with 3 broken ribs and pneumonia in the morning.Got home and went directly to hospital, wife wouldn't come with or drive me (I don't blame her one bit)Get admitted to hospital.An hour later I am on the phone with Wench B, letting her know I'm in the hospital when I hear two voices outside my room, and much to my horror it sounds like Wench A. (I knew she was a nurse) Guess who was my nurse? Yep it was her. and guess who she walked in with, yep wife and son. I hurry off the phone with Wench B, and I'm just spent. The scene and feeling was incredible, incredibly bad, I just wanted to die right there.Wench A never said anything to wife, but she did steal my beeper and wouldn't give it back until I went out with her again. To this day she still has it.I swear on a stack of bibles this is a true story.

Who was this again?

 

[The Man With No Name]

Worked 6am to 2pm, went home did some stuff, then went to bowling alley for league at 5:30, bowled, then went out drinking until the bars closed. Got breakfast somewhere, then bought a 12 pack at 5:30 am and stayed drinking until I had to be at work at 2pm. There was a girl in there somewhere that I had some fun with. Anyway, I worked until 10pm, then had to take some bowling balls to a friend who had left them in my car because he had to bowl out of town the next morning.

Ahh, to be in my 20's again. Good times.

 

[Mr. Yuk]

Ok here it is in a nutshell. (Hope it's not too long). Had to create an alias for this one.........About 10 yrs ago my marriage was going to hell pretty much. I met a woman, make that 2 women on the internet. Had affairs with both. One was here(Wench A) in my home town one was (Wench B)about 1400 miles away. Wench A became extremely possessive calling me 6-7 times a day at work. We only slept together once and I had a feeling about her (She didn't want me to use protection) I did the smart thing and pulled. Like I said she totally freaked me out so I started ignoring her......About 3 months later I flew out to see Wench B. While I was there I came down with pneumonia, and actually broke 3 ribs during our romp. Here is where the craziest 24 hrs comes in......Wife found out about Wench B, and the $5k phone bill I rang up while I was romping with Wench B. When she got ahold of me, all hell broke loose, and I felt super guilty, so I cut my trip short and caught a flight home the next morning.Flew home in immense amounts of pain with 3 broken ribs and pneumonia in the morning.Got home and went directly to hospital, wife wouldn't come with or drive me (I don't blame her one bit)Get admitted to hospital.An hour later I am on the phone with Wench B, letting her know I'm in the hospital when I hear two voices outside my room, and much to my horror it sounds like Wench A. (I knew she was a nurse) Guess who was my nurse? Yep it was her. and guess who she walked in with, yep wife and son. I hurry off the phone with Wench B, and I'm just spent. The scene and feeling was incredible, incredibly bad, I just wanted to die right there.Wench A never said anything to wife, but she did steal my beeper and wouldn't give it back until I went out with her again. To this day she still has it.I swear on a stack of bibles this is a true story.

How's your marriage doing?

 

[Das Boot]

Ok here it is in a nutshell. (Hope it's not too long). Had to create an alias for this one.........About 10 yrs ago my marriage was going to hell pretty much. I met a woman, make that 2 women on the internet. Had affairs with both. One was here(Wench A) in my home town one was (Wench B)about 1400 miles away. Wench A became extremely possessive calling me 6-7 times a day at work. We only slept together once and I had a feeling about her (She didn't want me to use protection) I did the smart thing and pulled. Like I said she totally freaked me out so I started ignoring her......About 3 months later I flew out to see Wench B. While I was there I came down with pneumonia, and actually broke 3 ribs during our romp. Here is where the craziest 24 hrs comes in......Wife found out about Wench B, and the $5k phone bill I rang up while I was romping with Wench B. When she got ahold of me, all hell broke loose, and I felt super guilty, so I cut my trip short and caught a flight home the next morning.Flew home in immense amounts of pain with 3 broken ribs and pneumonia in the morning.Got home and went directly to hospital, wife wouldn't come with or drive me (I don't blame her one bit)Get admitted to hospital.An hour later I am on the phone with Wench B, letting her know I'm in the hospital when I hear two voices outside my room, and much to my horror it sounds like Wench A. (I knew she was a nurse) Guess who was my nurse? Yep it was her. and guess who she walked in with, yep wife and son. :( I hurry off the phone with Wench B, and I'm just spent. The scene and feeling was incredible, incredibly bad, I just wanted to die right there.Wench A never said anything to wife, but she did steal my beeper and wouldn't give it back until I went out with her again. To this day she still has it.I swear on a stack of bibles this is a true story.

How's your marriage doing?

1 - nil

 

[Evilgrin 72]

Ok here it is in a nutshell. (Hope it's not too long). Had to create an alias for this one.........About 10 yrs ago my marriage was going to hell pretty much. I met a woman, make that 2 women on the internet. Had affairs with both. One was here(Wench A) in my home town one was (Wench B)about 1400 miles away. Wench A became extremely possessive calling me 6-7 times a day at work. We only slept together once and I had a feeling about her (She didn't want me to use protection) I did the smart thing and pulled. Like I said she totally freaked me out so I started ignoring her......About 3 months later I flew out to see Wench B. While I was there I came down with pneumonia, and actually broke 3 ribs during our romp. Here is where the craziest 24 hrs comes in......Wife found out about Wench B, and the $5k phone bill I rang up while I was romping with Wench B. When she got ahold of me, all hell broke loose, and I felt super guilty, so I cut my trip short and caught a flight home the next morning.Flew home in immense amounts of pain with 3 broken ribs and pneumonia in the morning.Got home and went directly to hospital, wife wouldn't come with or drive me (I don't blame her one bit)Get admitted to hospital.An hour later I am on the phone with Wench B, letting her know I'm in the hospital when I hear two voices outside my room, and much to my horror it sounds like Wench A. (I knew she was a nurse) Guess who was my nurse? Yep it was her. and guess who she walked in with, yep wife and son. :( I hurry off the phone with Wench B, and I'm just spent. The scene and feeling was incredible, incredibly bad, I just wanted to die right there.Wench A never said anything to wife, but she did steal my beeper and wouldn't give it back until I went out with her again. To this day she still has it.I swear on a stack of bibles this is a true story.

How do you think Saturday's game will go?

 

[Worm]

Statute of Limitations are yet to expire.Bump the thread in about 4 years.

Coincidental bump by EG...

 

[Sinn Fein]

Ok here it is in a nutshell. (Hope it's not too long). Had to create an alias for this one.........

About 10 yrs ago my marriage was going to hell pretty much. I met a woman, make that 2 women on the internet. Had affairs with both. One was here(Wench A) in my home town one was (Wench B)about 1400 miles away.

Wench A became extremely possessive calling me 6-7 times a day at work. We only slept together once and I had a feeling about her (She didn't want me to use protection) I did the smart thing and pulled. Like I said she totally freaked me out so I started ignoring her......

About 3 months later I flew out to see Wench B. While I was there I came down with pneumonia, and actually broke 3 ribs during our romp. Here is where the craziest 24 hrs comes in......

Wife found out about Wench B, and the $5k phone bill I rang up while I was romping with Wench B. When she got ahold of me, all hell broke loose, and I felt super guilty, so I cut my trip short and caught a flight home the next morning.

Flew home in immense amounts of pain with 3 broken ribs and pneumonia in the morning.

Got home and went directly to hospital, wife wouldn't come with or drive me (I don't blame her one bit)

Get admitted to hospital.

An hour later I am on the phone with Wench B, letting her know I'm in the hospital when I hear two voices outside my room, and much to my horror it sounds like Wench A. (I knew she was a nurse) Guess who was my nurse? Yep it was her. and guess who she walked in with, yep wife and son. I hurry off the phone with Wench B, and I'm just spent. The scene and feeling was incredible, incredibly bad, I just wanted to die right there.

Wench A never said anything to wife, but she did steal my beeper and wouldn't give it back until I went out with her again. To this day she still has it.

I swear on a stack of bibles this is a true story.

update?

 

[Chaka]

Is it National Revive a Dead Thread Day again already?

 

[Raider Nation]

Ok here it is in a nutshell. (Hope it's not too long). Had to create an alias for this one.........

About 10 yrs ago my marriage was going to hell pretty much. I met a woman, make that 2 women on the internet. Had affairs with both. One was here(Wench A) in my home town one was (Wench B)about 1400 miles away.

Wench A became extremely possessive calling me 6-7 times a day at work. We only slept together once and I had a feeling about her (She didn't want me to use protection) I did the smart thing and pulled. Like I said she totally freaked me out so I started ignoring her......

About 3 months later I flew out to see Wench B. While I was there I came down with pneumonia, and actually broke 3 ribs during our romp. Here is where the craziest 24 hrs comes in......

Wife found out about Wench B, and the $5k phone bill I rang up while I was romping with Wench B. When she got ahold of me, all hell broke loose, and I felt super guilty, so I cut my trip short and caught a flight home the next morning.

Flew home in immense amounts of pain with 3 broken ribs and pneumonia in the morning.

Got home and went directly to hospital, wife wouldn't come with or drive me (I don't blame her one bit)

Get admitted to hospital.

An hour later I am on the phone with Wench B, letting her know I'm in the hospital when I hear two voices outside my room, and much to my horror it sounds like Wench A. (I knew she was a nurse) Guess who was my nurse? Yep it was her. and guess who she walked in with, yep wife and son. I hurry off the phone with Wench B, and I'm just spent. The scene and feeling was incredible, incredibly bad, I just wanted to die right there.

Wench A never said anything to wife, but she did steal my beeper and wouldn't give it back until I went out with her again. To this day she still has it.

I swear on a stack of bibles this is a true story.

Are you pumped up about tomorrow?