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The Hair Down There (1 Viewer)

Soulfly3

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Serious question.

Im 31 now, and Im starting to notice that hair is starting to creep up the shaft.

Now, Im a hairy guy... not overly hairy, but hairy. Keep everything maintained and trimmed short... but lately Im having to do a little extra landscaping up the trunk.

Talk to me.

 
30 here. Been happening to me too. I just shave it every 2-3 weeks. I recommend nivia shave gel

 
30 here. Been happening to me too. I just shave it every 2-3 weeks. I recommend nivia shave gel
I refuse to shave anything except my sack.

especially not the trunk. i just use real sharp, thin scissors and trim the hair as close to the skin as possible

 
30 here. Been happening to me too. I just shave it every 2-3 weeks. I recommend nivia shave gel
I refuse to shave anything except my sack.

especially not the trunk. i just use real sharp, thin scissors and trim the hair as close to the skin as possible
The shaft is so much easier than the sack. Just shave the whole thing including the naval trail. It feels great and your GF/BF/wife/husband will appreciate it
 
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Im not hairy, and Ive had hairs on the shaft since as long as I can remember. Figured it was normal. I shave the twig and berries in the shower every couple days, pretty easy.

 
Serious question.

Im 31 now, and Im starting to notice that hair is starting to creep up the shaft.

Now, Im a hairy guy... not overly hairy, but hairy. Keep everything maintained and trimmed short... but lately Im having to do a little extra landscaping up the trunk.

Talk to me.
The older you get the more hair you lose up top and it has to go somewhere so it grows in other places (ears, nose, down there, etc.)

 
Im not hairy, and Ive had hairs on the shaft since as long as I can remember. Figured it was normal. I shave the twig and berries in the shower every couple days, pretty easy.
Do you wash your nuts with rogaine?
:lmao:

every few days? you either love cue-ball nuts or you're doing what he said
Its easier to shave when the hairs are short, so I dont let them get long. If you grow a beard, do you just cut it off with a Mach 3 or something?

 
Im not hairy, and Ive had hairs on the shaft since as long as I can remember. Figured it was normal. I shave the twig and berries in the shower every couple days, pretty easy.
Do you wash your nuts with rogaine?
:lmao:

every few days? you either love cue-ball nuts or you're doing what he said
Its easier to shave when the hairs are short, so I dont let them get long. If you grow a beard, do you just cut it off with a Mach 3 or something?
I let my beard get pretty long because I hate shaving. About once a month then I shave it off with a single blade razor with no problem

 
Im not hairy, and Ive had hairs on the shaft since as long as I can remember. Figured it was normal. I shave the twig and berries in the shower every couple days, pretty easy.
Do you wash your nuts with rogaine?
:lmao:

every few days? you either love cue-ball nuts or you're doing what he said
Its easier to shave when the hairs are short, so I dont let them get long. If you grow a beard, do you just cut it off with a Mach 3 or something?
I have a beastly beard.. not duck dynasty trash, but thick n beastly.

i shave the perimeter to give it shape... and ya, it's easier when it's shorter... but nut hairs are a helluva lot softer and thinner than my facial hair

 
31 here as well...

Shaft hairs have been sprouting. Only thing that works is the razor....not so bad, 2-4 swipes and presto.

Your a scissor method is a fail. Just think of it as one if those "getting old" type things...if you want your Johnson to be played with, you gotta trim the trunk.

 
I'm the only one that uses clippers? Don't trust myself with anything sharp. Not worth the minimal risk as one mistake could be. Well. Umm...

 
I've developed a homemade Brazilian wax method that utilizes Elmer's glue, dental floss and a doorknob. Pm me for directions or to get added to my newsletter.

 
MAC_32 said:
I'm the only one that uses clippers? Don't trust myself with anything sharp. Not worth the minimal risk as one mistake could be. Well. Umm...
But you are comfortable with jagged saw-like metal teeth attached to a motor so close to your wrinkly bag?

 
45 and have never man-scaped at all. Haven't noticed any hairs growing where they shouldn't yet either. I'm not a super hairy guy in general and wifey has never mentioned anything so I've never felt the need. Weird because I'm vain as hell in just about every other aspect.

 
45 and have never man-scaped at all. Haven't noticed any hairs growing where they shouldn't yet either. I'm not a super hairy guy in general and wifey has never mentioned anything so I've never felt the need. Weird because I'm vain as hell in just about every other aspect.
Damn, son. Just straight bushing?

Nasty

 
45 and have never man-scaped at all. Haven't noticed any hairs growing where they shouldn't yet either. I'm not a super hairy guy in general and wifey has never mentioned anything so I've never felt the need. Weird because I'm vain as hell in just about every other aspect.
Damn, son. Just straight bushing?

Nasty
I don't know why I've never felt the need to trim. I agree it's maybe time to rethink things. But at this point, wifey would probably think something was up if I just flashed some freshly shorn junk. I'm going to have to give this some thought.

 
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MAC_32 said:
I'm the only one that uses clippers? Don't trust myself with anything sharp. Not worth the minimal risk as one mistake could be. Well. Umm...
Same here. I trim with clippers. I'm not going down there with an exposed razor blade. I've always been shocked that so many are willing to take that risk.

 
MAC_32 said:
I'm the only one that uses clippers? Don't trust myself with anything sharp. Not worth the minimal risk as one mistake could be. Well. Umm...
Same here. I trim with clippers. I'm not going down there with an exposed razor blade. I've always been shocked that so many are willing to take that risk.
Not that big of a deal.. take a little time and Wa La!

 
Clippers all around then blade on the trunk and bag. I'm always more worried about a clipper-bag injury than a blade injury. The trunk hairs were concerning at first so it's good to know that is common.

 
MAC_32 said:
I'm the only one that uses clippers? Don't trust myself with anything sharp. Not worth the minimal risk as one mistake could be. Well. Umm...
Same here. I trim with clippers. I'm not going down there with an exposed razor blade. I've always been shocked that so many are willing to take that risk.
Not that big of a deal.. take a little time and Wa La!
That's fine. I just don't have any interest in doing something that requires "taking a little time" and care not to slice my nutsack with a razor blade.

 
45 and have never man-scaped at all. Haven't noticed any hairs growing where they shouldn't yet either. I'm not a super hairy guy in general and wifey has never mentioned anything so I've never felt the need. Weird because I'm vain as hell in just about every other aspect.
Damn, son. Just straight bushing?

Nasty
I don't know why I've never felt the need to trim. I agree it's maybe time to rethink things. But at this point, wifey would probably think something was up if I just flashed some freshly shorn junk. I'm going to have to give this some thought.
You ####ed up long ago. She will think something is up.

 
MAC_32 said:
I'm the only one that uses clippers? Don't trust myself with anything sharp. Not worth the minimal risk as one mistake could be. Well. Umm...
But you are comfortable with jagged saw-like metal teeth attached to a motor so close to your wrinkly bag?
with a protective exterior between the blade and my boys? Yes.
 
I cant shave my nut sack without it bleeding so that area goes au naturelle. I once tried trimming the shaft and glans penis, but then it just looked weird with the untrimmed nut sack. It's full on bush for me ever since.

 
45 and have never man-scaped at all. Haven't noticed any hairs growing where they shouldn't yet either. I'm not a super hairy guy in general and wifey has never mentioned anything so I've never felt the need. Weird because I'm vain as hell in just about every other aspect.
Damn, son. Just straight bushing?

Nasty
I don't know why I've never felt the need to trim. I agree it's maybe time to rethink things. But at this point, wifey would probably think something was up if I just flashed some freshly shorn junk. I'm going to have to give this some thought.
No biggie. Just tell her your magic football friends on the internet suggested you shave your junk.

 
45 and have never man-scaped at all. Haven't noticed any hairs growing where they shouldn't yet either. I'm not a super hairy guy in general and wifey has never mentioned anything so I've never felt the need. Weird because I'm vain as hell in just about every other aspect.
Damn, son. Just straight bushing?

Nasty
I don't know why I've never felt the need to trim. I agree it's maybe time to rethink things. But at this point, wifey would probably think something was up if I just flashed some freshly shorn junk. I'm going to have to give this some thought.
No biggie. Just tell her your magic football friends on the internet suggested you shave your junk.
This could work as she'll often ask "what do your footballguys think" about various choices we have like vacation spots, types of tv's, movies, etc. Never about junkscaping though.

 
45 and have never man-scaped at all. Haven't noticed any hairs growing where they shouldn't yet either. I'm not a super hairy guy in general and wifey has never mentioned anything so I've never felt the need. Weird because I'm vain as hell in just about every other aspect.
Damn, son. Just straight bushing?

Nasty
I don't know why I've never felt the need to trim. I agree it's maybe time to rethink things. But at this point, wifey would probably think something was up if I just flashed some freshly shorn junk. I'm going to have to give this some thought.
No biggie. Just tell her your magic football friends on the internet suggested you shave your junk.
Mentioned it to Mrs glock. She said, "Whaaat?" I said, "Nevermind."

No problems here. :)

 
MAC_32 said:
I'm the only one that uses clippers? Don't trust myself with anything sharp. Not worth the minimal risk as one mistake could be. Well. Umm...
But you are comfortable with jagged saw-like metal teeth attached to a motor so close to your wrinkly bag?
with a protective exterior between the blade and my boys? Yes.
You are using the attachments?Youre doing it wrong
Trimmers keep blade from touching skin without attachment.

Not looking for multi day smooth here.

 
MAC_32 said:
I'm the only one that uses clippers? Don't trust myself with anything sharp. Not worth the minimal risk as one mistake could be. Well. Umm...
But you are comfortable with jagged saw-like metal teeth attached to a motor so close to your wrinkly bag?
with a protective exterior between the blade and my boys? Yes.
You are using the attachments?Youre doing it wrong
Trimmers keep blade from touching skin without attachment.Not looking for multi day smooth here.
I like the buzzer too and its good for a quick shape up before getting your noodle wet

Razor is really not dangerous though. An adult man should be able to shave his face without shredding it so just apply the same caution to your pecker

Its not like you are shaving the head. At worse you get a little nick at the base or bag

 

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