The law is after me. - Update 12/21; I'm a free man (1 Viewer)

[Jayrod]

So my wife got pulled over this morning because there is a warrant out for my arrest.

Apparently I have an unpaid speeding ticket from the end of last year and there has been a warrant out for my arrest since May of this year. I remember getting two tickets within a couple of months last year, but I guess I only took care of one of them. We moved twice and I never changed the address on my license, so I guess I never got the mailings/reminders on the ticket.

Wife was surprisingly calm about it all.

 

[jon_mx]

So my wife got pulled over this morning because there is a warrant out for my arrest.

Apparently I have an unpaid speeding ticket from the end of last year and there has been a warrant out for my arrest since May of this year. I remember getting two tickets within a couple of months last year, but I guess I only took care of one of them. We moved twice and I never changed the address on my license, so I guess I never got the mailings/reminders on the ticket.

Wife was surprisingly calm about it all.

Did she point you our and say "There he is, arrest him!"

 

[VA703]

are you posting from jail?

 

[jon_mx]

are you posting from jail?

It sounds like he is a frugative. I have all his IP information am forwarding to the FBI right now.

 

[eoMMan]

Watch out for the cornhole, Jayrod.

 

[Juxtatarot]

Are you currently armed?

 

[Rick James]

1v1 basketball match for your freedom

 

[Cliff Clavin]

Not surprised that you're a criminal.

 

[VA703]

wait didn't you move to Bolivia to become a priest?

 

[Jayrod]

wait didn't you move to Bolivia to become a priest?

Close, Bolivar, MO.

 

[Jayrod]

are you posting from jail?

Nope, I'm still on the lam.

Hoping they don't have my wife's phone tapped.

 

[xulf]

Between this and all the money you stole from your former employer, it's time to go on the lam.

 

[James Daulton]

You sure you're not thinking of some old, favorite porn?

 

[CGRdrJoe]

you got woz on retainer yet?

 

[joffer]

are you posting from jail?

It sounds like he is a frugative. I have all his IP information am forwarding to the FBI right now.

damn, he's cheap too?

 

[johnnycakes]

Did the cops call for backup when they stopped your wife?

 

[Jayrod]

Did the cops call for backup when they stopped your wife?

Not sure. Probably. They usually roll in packs around these parts.

 

[dickey moe]

Have you thought about a career in politics?

 

[JoeSteeler]

are you posting from jail?

It sounds like he is a frugative. I have all his IP information am forwarding to the FBI right now.

damn, he's cheap too?

 

[Das Boot]

are you posting from jail?

It sounds like he is a frugative. I have all his IP information am forwarding to the FBI right now.

damn, he's cheap too?

Yep, he's fugal.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Doesn't seem fair that they can pull over your wife just because her husband is a criminal.

 

[Juxtatarot]

Doesn't seem fair that they can pull over your wife just because her husband is a criminal.

Moral of the story: don't drive a car owned by a criminal.

 

[JNox3]

I'm really surprised there aren't more FBGs arrested posted. Seems like it would be pretty common with this group.

 

[Sinn Fein]

I fought the law

 

[mr roboto]

Mr Ham will narc.

 

[timschochet]

NO WARRANT FOR HILLARY BUT ONE FOR JAYROD??!

 

[McGarnicle]

That's so great how you get to pick and choose when to obey your messiah.

 

[Jayrod]

NO WARRANT FOR HILLARY BUT ONE FOR JAYROD??!

 

[Jayrod]

That's so great how you get to pick and choose when to obey your messiah.

Good point.

 

[El Floppo]

Link

 

[Tackling Dummies]

Lawdog don't go around here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_0wFh-ceRU

 

[Jayrod]

So, a couple of phone calls, emails and a trip to the DMV later, I'm back on the right side of the law.

 

[GregR]

So, a couple of phone calls, emails and a trip to the DMV later, I'm back on the right side of the law.

Until they find out about your meth lab, at least.

 

[johnnycakes]

So, a couple of phone calls, emails and a trip to the DMV later, I'm back on the right side of the law.

 

[Jayrod]

So, a couple of phone calls, emails and a trip to the DMV later, I'm back on the right side of the law.

Until they find out about your meth lab, at least.

Is that wrong? Should I not have done that? I've got to plead ignorance on this one.

 

[East Coast Bias]

See if you can get them to use excessive force on you and have someone record it.

 

[Maik Jeaunz]

So, a couple of phone calls, emails and a trip to the DMV later, I'm back on the right side of the law.

you should have milked it for a while. hell, OJ got his own miniseries!

 

[NCCommish]

So, a couple of phone calls, emails and a trip to the DMV later, I'm back on the right side of the law.

Hopefully you'll find some use for the shank I sent. Merry Christmas?!

 

[TheIronSheik]

So, a couple of phone calls, emails and a trip to the DMV later, I'm back on the right side of the law.

You should write a book about your time on the lam.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Change thread title, please.

 

[Jayrod]

Change thread title, please.

Done and done.

 

[Jayrod]

So, a couple of phone calls, emails and a trip to the DMV later, I'm back on the right side of the law.

You should write a book about your time on the lam.

Wildest 5 hours of my life (although technically I guess its been like 7 months).

 

[Ditka Butkus]

So, a couple of phone calls, emails and a trip to the DMV later, I'm back on the right side of the law.

So you wussed out.

 

[Jayrod]

So, a couple of phone calls, emails and a trip to the DMV later, I'm back on the right side of the law.

Hopefully you'll find some use for the shank I sent. Merry Christmas?!

I've never been one to waste a good shank.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Change thread title, please.

Done and done.

I still feel empty.

 

[Cliff Clavin]

So, a couple of phone calls, emails and a trip to the DMV later, I'm back on the right side of the law.

 

[Jayrod]

So, a couple of phone calls, emails and a trip to the DMV later, I'm back on the right side of the law.

Hey, I found a use for that shank after all!

 

[Bucky86]

My friend who was in High School at the time was arrested while driving his little brother to baseball practice for this exact same thing.

 

[Cliff Clavin]

So, a couple of phone calls, emails and a trip to the DMV later, I'm back on the right side of the law.

Hey, I found a use for that shank after all!

Stabbing puppies?

 

[James Daulton]

You post a good amount for someone who said goodbye guy.