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****** The OFFICIAL PM @Shuke Thread ****** (1 Viewer)

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@shuke, take notes IMO

 
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@shuke would you consider coming out of werewolf retirement for a game if I promised to proxy you for the first couple days? 

PROXY SHUKE 

 
@shuke do you have your pictures on the walls of any restaurants for beating their food challenges? If so, which restaurants and what was the challenge? Have you taken on any of these challenges and failed? 

How many chicken McNuggets do you think you can eat in an hour?

Thanks!

 
fantasycurse42 said:
@shuke do you have your pictures on the walls of any restaurants for beating their food challenges? If so, which restaurants and what was the challenge? Have you taken on any of these challenges and failed? 

How many chicken McNuggets do you think you can eat in an hour?

Thanks!
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I have had my picture on a restaurant wall once that I know of, and it was not for a food challenge.  

I have never done such a challenge.

43?

 
shuke said:
I have had my picture on a restaurant wall once that I know of, and it was not for a food challenge.  

I have never done such a challenge.

43?
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I tried eating 40 McNuggets in one sitting next before.  I think I got to about 30 before I tapped out.

 
43? Not impressive at all, unfortunately I just had to change my vote back to GM... 

 
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fantasycurse42 said:
43? Not impressive at all, unfortunately I just had to change my vote back to GM... 
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You're changing your vote based on a wild guess I took about a hypothetical rather than on content actually posted?  If so, I don't want your vote.

I have no idea about actual number.  I haven't had them in years but I remember them being very heavy with grease and not tasting all that great.   So I'd say somewhere between 20 and 100.

 
Dear @shuke,

I'm a 24-year-old female who met my 26-year-old boyfriend five months ago through Fetlife. We do not share the same fetish, but we have other overlapping interests and he is lovely, smart, and funny. He has a diaper and incontinence fetish. Not my jam, but I'm GGG. The issue: He has the most one-dimensional sexuality I have ever seen. He can get off only in the missionary position, with a diaper under us, and with incontinence dirty talk. Even with all of the above, its difficult to get him to orgasm. And it's only very recently that we've been able to have penetrative sex—since he was used to getting off with his hand and a diaper—always with diapers under us and with lots and lots and lots of pee talk. But there's only so long I can talk about losing control and peeing myself before I lose interest in the activities at hand. I do not mind getting him off this way sometimes, but this does absolutely nada for me and it's the only way he gets off. He's otherwise an amazing person, but I'm getting frustrated. We've talked about how my needs aren't being met, and he claims he's done standard vanilla before and managed to satisfy his partners. I've yet to experience it myself, however, and I'd really like to be able to enjoy some vanilla sex—let alone my kinks!—with him!

Please, I'm Sexually Saddened.

 
McGarnicle said:
Dear @shuke,

I'm a 24-year-old female who met my 26-year-old boyfriend five months ago through Fetlife. We do not share the same fetish, but we have other overlapping interests and he is lovely, smart, and funny. He has a diaper and incontinence fetish. Not my jam, but I'm GGG. The issue: He has the most one-dimensional sexuality I have ever seen. He can get off only in the missionary position, with a diaper under us, and with incontinence dirty talk. Even with all of the above, its difficult to get him to orgasm. And it's only very recently that we've been able to have penetrative sex—since he was used to getting off with his hand and a diaper—always with diapers under us and with lots and lots and lots of pee talk. But there's only so long I can talk about losing control and peeing myself before I lose interest in the activities at hand. I do not mind getting him off this way sometimes, but this does absolutely nada for me and it's the only way he gets off. He's otherwise an amazing person, but I'm getting frustrated. We've talked about how my needs aren't being met, and he claims he's done standard vanilla before and managed to satisfy his partners. I've yet to experience it myself, however, and I'd really like to be able to enjoy some vanilla sex—let alone my kinks!—with him!

Please, I'm Sexually Saddened.
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She sounds pissed.

 
Well, no offense, but I was told that the PM shuke feature was a premium service included in my membership. This is not the level of customer service I expected when I joined. Can I speak to your manager?

 
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