Guns don't kill people. Steve Smith's fist kills People.There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of cornerbacks Steve Smtih allows to live. Steve Smith does not sleep. He glan plans.The chief export of Steve Smith is receptions. There is no chin under Steve Smith's Beard. There is only another fist. Steve Smith has two speeds. Toast and Endzone Celebration. The leading causes of NFL firings in the United States are: 1. Covering Steve Smith one on one 2. Al Davis 3. Steve Smtih punt returns.Steve Smith drives an ice cream truck covered in black eyes.Steve Smith uses pepper spray to spice up his gatorade.Steve Smith once punched someone so hard that his fist broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean. Steve Smith is five feet tall, faster than U. Bolt, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Steve Smith out of the endzone. It failed miserably.Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Steve Smith has 72... and they all can catch a football.If you ask Steve Smith what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'til." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he punches you in the face.