The roast thread (1 Viewer)

[fantasycurse42]

dong cartoons beginning to make sense.

Beginning?

 

[RokNRole]

Did you run out of shampoo or are you the new Crisco spokesman?

I showered the night before

i was running late and didn't take a morning shower so my hair was a bit greasy

 

[RokNRole]

I can do better!

You look exactly like how I had always imagined you smelled.

This is better?

 

[Waingro]

I can do better!

You look exactly like how I had always imagined you smelled.

That's insulting to smelly people. 

 

[Galileo]

I showered the night before

i was running late and didn't take a morning shower so my hair was a bit greasy

a bit???  That's an understatement.  Exxon and BP are in a bidding war for access.  Stay away from the Advent candles this holiday season.

 

[Scoresman]

POOR COREY WAS MOLESTED IF YOU GUYS WANT TO MAKE FUN OF MOLESTATION THATS OKAY BUT DONT MAKE FUN OF MOLES THEYRE LIKE A CHOCOLATE BATCH OF GOODNESS OVER SOME SLOW COOKED MEAT AND IF YOU HATE CHOCOLATE AND SLOW COOKED MEAT I FEEL REALLY SORRY FOR YOU MOTHER####ERS.  

Do you use drugs?

 

[rockaction]

Do you use drugs?

YES YOU ####### MORON HOW ELSE DID I GET THIS WAY TO SHOUTING?

STUPID ####### #### CUCK.

ps i should be nicer i haven't used drugs in years and I'm kind of just kidding but you're a nincompoop RIGHT NOW.

NINCOMPOOP.   

 

[Koya]

Rare, no more than medium-rare, with a nice char on the exterior.  

 

[RokNRole]

a bit???  That's an understatement.  Exxon and BP are in a bidding war for access.  Stay away from the Advent candles this holiday season.

I'm sorry my lustrious hair produces so much natural oil that my follicles will never dry out and die like you baldy

 

[RokNRole]

Rare, no more than medium-rare, with a nice char on the exterior.  

I'm not smiling because I'm best served "blue"

 

[Koya]

I'm not smiling because I'm best served "blue"

Pittsburgh style's good with me.  

 

[RokNRole]

Pittsburgh style's good with me.  

At least it's not cleveland

 

[Peyton Marino]

POOR COREY WAS MOLESTED IF YOU GUYS WANT TO MAKE FUN OF MOLESTATION THATS OKAY BUT DONT MAKE FUN OF MOLES THEYRE LIKE A CHOCOLATE BATCH OF GOODNESS OVER SOME SLOW COOKED MEAT AND IF YOU HATE CHOCOLATE AND SLOW COOKED MEAT I FEEL REALLY SORRY FOR YOU MOTHER####ERS.  

liquid dinner tonight?

 

[rockaction]

liquid dinner tonight?

WITH CHUCK ROAST. YES.  

 

[rockaction]

IF YOU'VE EVER HEARD OF BAD BRAINS YOU'D SAY I LUV I JAH BUT I'D SAY I LUV I CUCK.  

ALT-RIGHT FOR THE PRESIDENTIAL WIN!!!!

OH, GOOD GOD.  

CUCKS.  

 

[Peyton Marino]

OP got CUCKED

 

[RokNRole]

OP got CUCKED

I banged both her friends a week later

even steven

 

[NotSmart]

I'll go first

http://imgur.com/odbyapn

You look dum.

No offence.

 

[Juxtatarot]

Even though I've never designed nor manufactured a single T-shirt, if we exclude your one sale to your brother-in-law, I have the same number of sales as Disposable Youth Designs, LLC.

 

[RokNRole]

You look dum.

No offence.

Nun taykin 

 

[rustycolts]

This is an excellent roast.

http://allrecipes.com/recipe/139890/restaurant-style-prime-rib-roast/

 

[Mister CIA]

I'll go first

http://imgur.com/odbyapn

You misspelled rooster.

 

[strykerpks]

I can't carry it for you Mr. Frodo but I can carry you

 

[RokNRole]

Bump

 

[MikeIke]

"please clap" 

 

[ShamrockPride]

"please clap"