The super "OFFICIAL" Offdee Scale with Photos (2 Viewers)

[General Malaise]

Next up, 4 and 7: Below are present visuals, please provide more accurate, if able...

4: Not attractive. Major flaws start piling up (overweight, blemishes, etc.)

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS4.jpg

7: Cute girl at the club, in classes, at work, in apt building. Definitely cute, but not tops locally.

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS7b.jpg

That 7 is more like a 5 in my book. Here's a 7 (8 in a bikini, yes I have some great pool shots) from a recent trip to Miami: http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p247/derussel/artbasel.jpg.I'm not even going to open the link to the 4. I'll let Christo and company fight over those mutts.

You think your chick is hotter than offdee's 7?

I do. Offdee's 7 is so....ordinary and bland. Major's 7 is a classic beauty. There's a huge difference. Surprised a guy like you can't see it.

 

[General Malaise]

4: Not attractive. Major flaws start piling up (overweight, blemishes, etc.)http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS4.jpg

That's at least a 5.

No kidding. A 4? Really? I bet she's hotter than 75% of the wives on this board.

I struggled with the 4 pic a bit actually.Is this a better representative?4: Not attractive. Major flaws start piling up (overweight, blemishes, etc.)http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS45.jpg

Again, I'm failing to see where she is below average looking. Seems like she has a nice enough body....skin looks good. Not an attractive face, but nothing that sends me home screaming in fear.

 

[offdee]

Next up, 4 and 7: Below are present visuals, please provide more accurate, if able...

4: Not attractive. Major flaws start piling up (overweight, blemishes, etc.)

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS4.jpg

7: Cute girl at the club, in classes, at work, in apt building. Definitely cute, but not tops locally.

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS7b.jpg

That 7 is more like a 5 in my book. Here's a 7 (8 in a bikini, yes I have some great pool shots) from a recent trip to Miami: http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p247/derussel/artbasel.jpg.I'm not even going to open the link to the 4. I'll let Christo and company fight over those mutts.

You think your chick is hotter than offdee's 7?

I do. Offdee's 7 is so....ordinary and bland. Major's 7 is a classic beauty. There's a huge difference. Surprised a guy like you can't see it.

The difference between a 7 and 8 is a big distinction.7's are cute...no matter what they try to do to up their hotness they will just always be "cute"

8's are where the hotness begins. They've cleared the "cute" hurdle.

 

[offdee]

4: Not attractive. Major flaws start piling up (overweight, blemishes, etc.)http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS4.jpg

That's at least a 5.

No kidding. A 4? Really? I bet she's hotter than 75% of the wives on this board.

I struggled with the 4 pic a bit actually.Is this a better representative?4: Not attractive. Major flaws start piling up (overweight, blemishes, etc.)http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS45.jpg

Again, I'm failing to see where she is below average looking. Seems like she has a nice enough body....skin looks good. Not an attractive face, but nothing that sends me home screaming in fear.

So, find me a better 4 pic people.

 

[zed2283]

Next up, 4 and 7: Below are present visuals, please provide more accurate, if able...

4: Not attractive. Major flaws start piling up (overweight, blemishes, etc.)

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS4.jpg

7: Cute girl at the club, in classes, at work, in apt building. Definitely cute, but not tops locally.

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS7b.jpg

That 7 is more like a 5 in my book. Here's a 7 (8 in a bikini, yes I have some great pool shots) from a recent trip to Miami: http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p247/derussel/artbasel.jpg.I'm not even going to open the link to the 4. I'll let Christo and company fight over those mutts.

You think your chick is hotter than offdee's 7?

I do. Offdee's 7 is so....ordinary and bland. Major's 7 is a classic beauty. There's a huge difference. Surprised a guy like you can't see it.

The difference between a 7 and 8 is a big distinction.7's are cute...no matter what they try to do to up their hotness they will just always be "cute"

8's are where the hotness begins. They've cleared the "cute" hurdle.

The scale is sort of logrithmic.

 

[jamny]

How about this for a 4

 

[Clinton]

How about this for a 4

Nah, that's a 3.5.

 

[Disco Stu]

How about this for a 4

Good, but GM can't zoom into her soul.

 

[jamny]

How about this for a 4

Good, but GM can't zoom into her soul.

 

[Major]

How about this for a 4

Good, but GM can't zoom into her soul.

 

[Buddy Ball 2K3]

Word of advice. When you image search "chubby girl" on google, make sure safe search is set at its highest level.

 

[General Malaise]

How about this for a 4

Good, but GM can't zoom into her soul.

YOU KNOW I'M RIGTH!

 

[General Malaise]

Word of advice. When you image search "chubby girl" on google, make sure safe search is set at its highest level.

I won't.

 

[offdee]

How about this for a 4

I like. The definition of a 4 is "major issues start piling up, overweight, blemishes, etc.".You know she's overweight so no need for a body pic to show that. Glasses, chubby face, scraggly hair, caterpillar eyebrows. I think we have a solid 4 here folks.

 

[offdee]

The difference between a 7 and 8 is a big distinction.7's are cute...no matter what they try to do to up their hotness they will just always be "cute"8's are where the hotness begins. They've cleared the "cute" hurdle.

The scale is sort of logrithmic.

That's why I think the below may be a better "7". She's just the type of girl that will always be "cute" and tough to break into the hotness field.http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS7.jpg

 

[Clinton]

How would we rank Christo's dream girl?

 

[Major]

Next up, 4 and 7: Below are present visuals, please provide more accurate, if able...

4: Not attractive. Major flaws start piling up (overweight, blemishes, etc.)

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS4.jpg

7: Cute girl at the club, in classes, at work, in apt building. Definitely cute, but not tops locally.

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS7b.jpg

That 7 is more like a 5 in my book. Here's a 7 (8 in a bikini, yes I have some great pool shots) from a recent trip to Miami: http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p247/derussel/artbasel.jpg.I'm not even going to open the link to the 4. I'll let Christo and company fight over those mutts.

Boy, that is a classic beauty! She is a GM Scale 4.

enjoy this one while it lasts

 

[offdee]

IT'S FRIDAY, LET'S FINALIZE THIS THING!

The 10, 9, 8, 7, 4, 3, 2 and 1 visuals are now locked. Use them for reference points for future comparisons.

10: Almost flawless and very rare. Could be a top model, top playboy centerfold (nationally amazing, the MENSA of hotness)

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS10.png

9: The hottest girl at the club, The hottest girl at school, etc (more locally amazing)

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS85b.jpg

8: One of the hotter women at the club, one of the hotter girls at school (upper class of hot women)

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS8.jpg

7: Cute girl at the club, in classes, at work, in apt building. Definitely cute, but not tops locally.

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS7.jpg

4: Not attractive. Major flaws start piling up (overweight, blemishes, etc.)

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS4c.jpg

3: One of the uglier girls in school, one of the uglier girls at work (lower class of ugly women)

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS3.jpg

2: The ugliest girl in school, the ugliest girl at work (couldn't even get into a club)

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS2.jpg

1: Absolutely disgusting and hard to look at. Young children point and adults look away upon seeing (not one single redeeming quality)

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS1.jpg

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Next up, 5 and 6: Below are present visuals, please provide more accurate, if able...

5: Starting to be unattractive, but certain qualities work in her favor. Nothing major, but minor problems are more common

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS5b.jpg

6: Fairly attractive, no major flaws but maybe minor ones

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS6.jpg

 

[zed2283]

The difference between a 7 and 8 is a big distinction.7's are cute...no matter what they try to do to up their hotness they will just always be "cute"8's are where the hotness begins. They've cleared the "cute" hurdle.

The scale is sort of logrithmic.

That's why I think the below may be a better "7". She's just the type of girl that will always be "cute" and tough to break into the hotness field.http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS7.jpg

Yeah, I think the 6.5 to 7.5 range is probably huge.

 

[offdee]

after review, I'm starting to think all the locked in photos are dead on except for the 8. I'm agreeing with some that she's more of a 7-7.5 actually when looking at the progression.

Guys, need you to hook me up with a new 8 picture stat.

8: One of the hotter women at the club, one of the hotter girls at school (upper class of hot women)

Hotter than this...

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS7.jpg

But, not as hot as this...

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS85b.jpg

 

[offdee]

The difference between a 7 and 8 is a big distinction.7's are cute...no matter what they try to do to up their hotness they will just always be "cute"8's are where the hotness begins. They've cleared the "cute" hurdle.

The scale is sort of logrithmic.

That's why I think the below may be a better "7". She's just the type of girl that will always be "cute" and tough to break into the hotness field.http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS7.jpg

Yeah, I think the 6.5 to 7.5 range is probably huge.

Are you referring to the bell curve?http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/IMAG0136.jpg

 

[Fennis]

As far as this thread goes, Major is the new Disco Stu. Dont let that happen Stu!

 

[Fennis]

Next up, 4 and 7: Below are present visuals, please provide more accurate, if able...

4: Not attractive. Major flaws start piling up (overweight, blemishes, etc.)

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS4.jpg

7: Cute girl at the club, in classes, at work, in apt building. Definitely cute, but not tops locally.

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS7b.jpg

That 7 is more like a 5 in my book. Here's a 7 (8 in a bikini, yes I have some great pool shots) from a recent trip to Miami: http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p247/derussel/artbasel.jpg.I'm not even going to open the link to the 4. I'll let Christo and company fight over those mutts.

Boy, that is a classic beauty! She is a GM Scale 4.

enjoy this one while it lasts

 

[shuke]

4: Not attractive. Major flaws start piling up (overweight, blemishes, etc.)http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS45.jpg

53/100

 

[shuke]

And this was my other 7 option....7: Cute girl at the club, in classes, at work, in apt building. Definitely cute, but not tops locally. http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS7.jpg4 through 7 are where it gets tough

72/100

 

[shuke]

How about this for a 4

33/100

 

[shuke]

How about this for a 4

Good, but GM can't zoom into her soul.

 

[Major]

Next up, 4 and 7: Below are present visuals, please provide more accurate, if able...

4: Not attractive. Major flaws start piling up (overweight, blemishes, etc.)

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS4.jpg

7: Cute girl at the club, in classes, at work, in apt building. Definitely cute, but not tops locally.

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS7b.jpg

That 7 is more like a 5 in my book. Here's a 7 (8 in a bikini, yes I have some great pool shots) from a recent trip to Miami: http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p247/derussel/artbasel.jpg.I'm not even going to open the link to the 4. I'll let Christo and company fight over those mutts.

Boy, that is a classic beauty! She is a GM Scale 4.

enjoy this one while it lasts

yes, I miss that a.....sucks she never called me back last time I was in town

 

[shuke]

How would we rank Christo's dream girl?

56/100

 

[Clinton]

Possible 8 per Offdee's request...

Contestant 1

Contestant 2

Contestant 3

 

[offdee]

And this was my other 7 option....7: Cute girl at the club, in classes, at work, in apt building. Definitely cute, but not tops locally. http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS7.jpg4 through 7 are where it gets tough

72/100

So, basically you are giving a 7.2 (100 pt. scale and 10 pt. scale are no different)

 

[offdee]

Possible 8 per Offdee's request...

Contestant 1

This is one of the most famous swimsuit models out there. Too much for an 8.

 

[shuke]

And this was my other 7 option....7: Cute girl at the club, in classes, at work, in apt building. Definitely cute, but not tops locally. http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS7.jpg4 through 7 are where it gets tough

72/100

So, basically you are giving a 7.2 (100 pt. scale and 10 pt. scale are no different)

Completely different.

 

[Village Idiot]

10

Hot, but can't hang with my 10. Another 8-9 possibility submission.

I'd take her over your 10.

 

[offdee]

Possible 8 per Offdee's request...

Contestant 2

Too cute still.

 

[zed2283]

The difference between a 7 and 8 is a big distinction.7's are cute...no matter what they try to do to up their hotness they will just always be "cute"8's are where the hotness begins. They've cleared the "cute" hurdle.

The scale is sort of logrithmic.

That's why I think the below may be a better "7". She's just the type of girl that will always be "cute" and tough to break into the hotness field.http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS7.jpg

Yeah, I think the 6.5 to 7.5 range is probably huge.

Are you referring to the bell curve?http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/IMAG0136.jpg

Not exactly. I'm talking about 1-10 volume control on a stereo where the volume changes a lot more earlier on the scale than later. So in the 6.5-7.5 range you're going to see a bigger difference than you will in the 8-9 range.But maybe it's essentially the same thing. Or maybe I don't have a clue what I'm talking about

 

[Major]

Possible 8 per Offdee's request...

Contestant 1

This is one of the most famous swimsuit models out there. Too much for an 8.

who is that? 'big' fan

 

[Clinton]

Possible 8 per Offdee's request...

Contestant 1

This is one of the most famous swimsuit models out there. Too much for an 8.

She would have been my third pick among those three contestants.EDIT: Contestant 3 would be my first pick. I sent an intentionally bad shot to drop her to an 8, but this is what she usually looks like. Easy 9...

Yellow

Fever

 

[offdee]

The difference between a 7 and 8 is a big distinction.7's are cute...no matter what they try to do to up their hotness they will just always be "cute"8's are where the hotness begins. They've cleared the "cute" hurdle.

The scale is sort of logrithmic.

That's why I think the below may be a better "7". She's just the type of girl that will always be "cute" and tough to break into the hotness field.http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS7.jpg

Yeah, I think the 6.5 to 7.5 range is probably huge.

Are you referring to the bell curve?http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/IMAG0136.jpg

Not exactly. I'm talking about 1-10 volume control on a stereo where the volume changes a lot more earlier on the scale than later. So in the 6.5-7.5 range you're going to see a bigger difference than you will in the 8-9 range.But maybe it's essentially the same thing. Or maybe I don't have a clue what I'm talking about

I get you.Here's the major groupings...HOT: 10, 9, 8CUTE: 7, 6MEH: 5, 4UGLY: 3, 2, 1

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Contestant 3

6 on offdee scale.119 F

 

[General Malaise]

As far as this thread goes, Major is the new Disco Stu. Dont let that happen Stu!

 

[Village Idiot]

My attempt at a 9

Reaction?

Viva La Revolution!I'm onboard with the GM scale.

 

[General Malaise]

Contestant 3

6 on offdee scale.119 F

I refuse to rate Clinton's pictures on the basis that he is very likely to include chicks with pricks in his photos. Pass.

 

[zed2283]

Contestant 3

6 on offdee scale.119 F

Would totally go 7 with that one.

 

[offdee]

Possible 8 per Offdee's request...

Contestant 1

This is one of the most famous swimsuit models out there. Too much for an 8.

who is that? 'big' fan

Denise Milanihttp://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=455975&st=0&p=9928199&fromsearch=1entry9928199

 

[General Malaise]

Next up, 4 and 7: Below are present visuals, please provide more accurate, if able...

4: Not attractive. Major flaws start piling up (overweight, blemishes, etc.)

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS4.jpg

7: Cute girl at the club, in classes, at work, in apt building. Definitely cute, but not tops locally.

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS7b.jpg

That 7 is more like a 5 in my book. Here's a 7 (8 in a bikini, yes I have some great pool shots) from a recent trip to Miami: http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p247/derussel/artbasel.jpg.I'm not even going to open the link to the 4. I'll let Christo and company fight over those mutts.

Boy, that is a classic beauty! She is a GM Scale 4.

enjoy this one while it lasts

Upon further review, I'm giving her a GM Scale 5. Absolutely love her.

 

[General Malaise]

My attempt at a 9

Reaction?

Viva La Revolution!I'm onboard with the GM scale.

I bet that girl poops strawberry soft serve ice cream.

 

[Clinton]

Contestant 3

6 on offdee scale.119 F

I refuse to rate Clinton's pictures on the basis that he is very likely to include chicks with pricks in his photos. Pass.

Yeah, but (s)he was voted the most beautiful transvestite in the world.

 

[General Malaise]

Contestant 3

6 on offdee scale.119 F

I refuse to rate Clinton's pictures on the basis that he is very likely to include chicks with pricks in his photos. Pass.

Yeah, but (s)he was voted the most beautiful transvestite in the world.

I'm not falling for the banana in the tailpipe trick, Clinton.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Next up, 4 and 7: Below are present visuals, please provide more accurate, if able...

4: Not attractive. Major flaws start piling up (overweight, blemishes, etc.)

http://i280.photobuc...0Scale/TOS4.jpg

7: Cute girl at the club, in classes, at work, in apt building. Definitely cute, but not tops locally.

http://i280.photobuc...Scale/TOS7b.jpg

That 7 is more like a 5 in my book. Here's a 7 (8 in a bikini, yes I have some great pool shots) from a recent trip to Miami: http://i130.photobuc...el/artbasel.jpg.I'm not even going to open the link to the 4. I'll let Christo and company fight over those mutts.

Boy, that is a classic beauty! She is a GM Scale 4.

enjoy this one while it lasts

Upon further review, I'm giving her a GM Scale 5. Absolutely love her.

I'm bumping her to 192. Can't be a 212, the jawline is a little off.