The super "OFFICIAL" Offdee Scale with Photos (1 Viewer)

[Clinton]

Contestant 3

6 on offdee scale.119 F

Would totally go 7 with that one.

See Post 1246. I think you guys might rethink those rankings.

 

[Major]

Next up, 4 and 7: Below are present visuals, please provide more accurate, if able...

4: Not attractive. Major flaws start piling up (overweight, blemishes, etc.)

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS4.jpg

7: Cute girl at the club, in classes, at work, in apt building. Definitely cute, but not tops locally.

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS7b.jpg

That 7 is more like a 5 in my book. Here's a 7 (8 in a bikini, yes I have some great pool shots) from a recent trip to Miami: http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p247/derussel/artbasel.jpg.I'm not even going to open the link to the 4. I'll let Christo and company fight over those mutts.

Boy, that is a classic beauty! She is a GM Scale 4.

enjoy this one while it lasts

Upon further review, I'm giving her a GM Scale 5. Absolutely love her.

Yeah, I'm quite proud of that pic. We went to some party in Hibiscus Island and she disrobed into her bikini and jumped in the pool even though everyone else was fully clothed. God bless her.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Contestant 3

6 on offdee scale.119 F

Would totally go 7 with that one.

See Post 1246. I think you guys might rethink those rankings.

140 F

 

[Village Idiot]

And this was my other 7 option....7: Cute girl at the club, in classes, at work, in apt building. Definitely cute, but not tops locally. http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS7.jpg4 through 7 are where it gets tough

72/100

So, basically you are giving a 7.2 (100 pt. scale and 10 pt. scale are no different)

Completely different.

 

[Village Idiot]

Contestant 3

6 on offdee scale.119 F

I refuse to rate Clinton's pictures on the basis that he is very likely to include chicks with pricks in his photos. Pass.

1. It's safe to lookl at.2. Most likely an 82 or even 84 on the Shuke scale.

 

[shuke]

Contestant 3

6 on offdee scale.119 F

76 shukescale

 

[shuke]

Next up, 4 and 7: Below are present visuals, please provide more accurate, if able...

4: Not attractive. Major flaws start piling up (overweight, blemishes, etc.)

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS4.jpg

7: Cute girl at the club, in classes, at work, in apt building. Definitely cute, but not tops locally.

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS7b.jpg

That 7 is more like a 5 in my book. Here's a 7 (8 in a bikini, yes I have some great pool shots) from a recent trip to Miami: http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p247/derussel/artbasel.jpg.I'm not even going to open the link to the 4. I'll let Christo and company fight over those mutts.

Boy, that is a classic beauty! She is a GM Scale 4.

enjoy this one while it lasts

Upon further review, I'm giving her a GM Scale 5. Absolutely love her.

Color me shocked. Looks like a caricature of Liv Tyler.

 

[Major]

Next up, 4 and 7: Below are present visuals, please provide more accurate, if able...

4: Not attractive. Major flaws start piling up (overweight, blemishes, etc.)

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS4.jpg

7: Cute girl at the club, in classes, at work, in apt building. Definitely cute, but not tops locally.

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS7b.jpg

That 7 is more like a 5 in my book. Here's a 7 (8 in a bikini, yes I have some great pool shots) from a recent trip to Miami: http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p247/derussel/artbasel.jpg.I'm not even going to open the link to the 4. I'll let Christo and company fight over those mutts.

Boy, that is a classic beauty! She is a GM Scale 4.

enjoy this one while it lasts

Upon further review, I'm giving her a GM Scale 5. Absolutely love her.

Color me shocked. Looks like a caricature of Liv Tyler.

Liv doesn't have a body like that...trust me, guy

 

[Disco Stu]

As far as this thread goes, Major is the new Disco Stu. Dont let that happen Stu!

 

[Major]

As far as this thread goes, Major is the new Disco Stu. Dont let that happen Stu!

Thanks buddy. You can thank a new office with lots of privacy for that.

 

[offdee]

So, overall it seems as though we’re pretty solid, but still need some help to finalize…

- Our present 8 is not an 8 (she’s a 7.5). Please help me find a better 8 pic.

-The 5 is such an important piece of the puzzle since most look at her as the middling barometer between hot and ugly…so she just has to be very meh. Almost disappears as there are no significant positive or negative features anywhere. I think our present pic represents that, but something about an obvious high school aged picture doesn’t sit well with me. Anybody have any other 5 options?

 

[Major]

So, overall it seems as though we’re pretty solid, but still need some help to finalize…- Our present 8 is not an 8 (she’s a 7.5). Please help me find a better 8 pic.-The 5 is such an important piece of the puzzle since most look at her as the middling barometer between hot and ugly…so she just has to be very meh. Almost disappears as there are no significant positive or negative features anywhere. I think our present pic represents that, but something about an obvious high school aged picture doesn’t sit well with me. Anybody have any other 5 options?

I have a lot of free time today. I'll do the lords work and attempt to complete the 5-8 scale.

 

[jamny]

How about this for a 5

 

[offdee]

How about this for a 5

Pretty darn good. Just wish showed more of the lower half being completely average as well.

 

[Major]

I think I got a 7, 5, 6 all in one shot

edit: actually the girl in the middle had a great body (IIRC) so you could step her up to a 6 as well.

 

[Clinton]

I think I got a 7, 5, 6 all in one shot

edit: actually the girl in the middle had a great body (IIRC) so you could step her up to a 6 as well.

Hard to tell. If you take the glasses off the Chocolate Bunny in the middle, she might actually be the best. In any event, she's better than a 5.

 

[Major]

I think I got a 7, 5, 6 all in one shot

edit: actually the girl in the middle had a great body (IIRC) so you could step her up to a 6 as well.

Hard to tell. If you take the glasses off the Chocolate Bunny in the middle, she might actually be the best. In any event, she's better than a 5.

agreed but the glasses are annoying. she gets docked a point for :style:

 

[zed2283]

I think I got a 7, 5, 6 all in one shot

edit: actually the girl in the middle had a great body (IIRC) so you could step her up to a 6 as well.

These girls are easily 7-8 range if you ask me.

 

[jamny]

I think I got a 7, 5, 6 all in one shot

edit: actually the girl in the middle had a great body (IIRC) so you could step her up to a 6 as well.

These girls are easily 7-8 range if you ask me.

 

[offdee]

I think I got a 7, 5, 6 all in one shot

edit: actually the girl in the middle had a great body (IIRC) so you could step her up to a 6 as well.

Those are all basically 7's. Can't say any of them are anything less than "cute"

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Any bikini shots of the 8

 

[Major]

I think I got a 7, 5, 6 all in one shot

edit: actually the girl in the middle had a great body (IIRC) so you could step her up to a 6 as well.

These girls are easily 7-8 range if you ask me.

it's Miami though...much different scale and therein lies the problem. An 8 in Cleveland is like a 5 in Miami.

 

[offdee]

I think I got a 7, 5, 6 all in one shot

edit: actually the girl in the middle had a great body (IIRC) so you could step her up to a 6 as well.

These girls are easily 7-8 range if you ask me.

it's Miami though...much different scale and therein lies the problem. An 8 in Cleveland is like a 5 in Miami.

Not true. This is a worldwide scale for both celebrity and non-celebrities...we should all be working on the same plane here which is a reason for the descriptive copy and not just some misc. number that has no real meaning.

 

[zed2283]

I think I got a 7, 5, 6 all in one shot

edit: actually the girl in the middle had a great body (IIRC) so you could step her up to a 6 as well.

These girls are easily 7-8 range if you ask me.

it's Miami though...much different scale and therein lies the problem. An 8 in Cleveland is like a 5 in Miami.

Not really. Concentrations might be different, but rankings are fixed.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

I think I got a 7, 5, 6 all in one shot

edit: actually the girl in the middle had a great body (IIRC) so you could step her up to a 6 as well.

Those are all basically 7's. Can't say any of them are anything less than "cute"

They are all within the 138F - 166F range.

 

[Wrighteous Ray]

I haven't clicked on all the links, but it seems like the offdee scale only ranks white chicks.

 

[Major]

I think I got a 7, 5, 6 all in one shot

edit: actually the girl in the middle had a great body (IIRC) so you could step her up to a 6 as well.

Those are all basically 7's. Can't say any of them are anything less than "cute"

I think i have a 6 and a 7 here

 

[Major]

I think I got a 7, 5, 6 all in one shot

edit: actually the girl in the middle had a great body (IIRC) so you could step her up to a 6 as well.

These girls are easily 7-8 range if you ask me.

it's Miami though...much different scale and therein lies the problem. An 8 in Cleveland is like a 5 in Miami.

Not really. Concentrations might be different, but rankings are fixed.

ok, but you see my point...some dude in North Dakota who never sees hot women is going to jump off the plane in Brasil and think all the women are 10s, etc

 

[General Malaise]

Next up, 4 and 7: Below are present visuals, please provide more accurate, if able...

4: Not attractive. Major flaws start piling up (overweight, blemishes, etc.)

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS4.jpg

7: Cute girl at the club, in classes, at work, in apt building. Definitely cute, but not tops locally.

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS7b.jpg

That 7 is more like a 5 in my book. Here's a 7 (8 in a bikini, yes I have some great pool shots) from a recent trip to Miami: http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p247/derussel/artbasel.jpg.I'm not even going to open the link to the 4. I'll let Christo and company fight over those mutts.

Boy, that is a classic beauty! She is a GM Scale 4.

enjoy this one while it lasts

Upon further review, I'm giving her a GM Scale 5. Absolutely love her.

Color me shocked. Looks like a caricature of Liv Tyler.

Guess you missed her bottom. That looks like a caricature of my heaven.

 

[Clinton]

I think I got a 7, 5, 6 all in one shot

edit: actually the girl in the middle had a great body (IIRC) so you could step her up to a 6 as well.

These girls are easily 7-8 range if you ask me.

it's Miami though...much different scale and therein lies the problem. An 8 in Cleveland is like a 5 in Miami.

Not really. Concentrations might be different, but rankings are fixed.

I agree with Major. I call it the Theory of Relativity. Chicks look better or worse relative to the other women around them. That's why when you have a group of heinous women, the best one usually becomes the de facto hot chick of the room and gets bumped up a point or two subconsciously.

 

[offdee]

I think I got a 7, 5, 6 all in one shot

edit: actually the girl in the middle had a great body (IIRC) so you could step her up to a 6 as well.

These girls are easily 7-8 range if you ask me.

it's Miami though...much different scale and therein lies the problem. An 8 in Cleveland is like a 5 in Miami.

Not really. Concentrations might be different, but rankings are fixed.

ok, but you see my point...some dude in North Dakota who never sees hot women is going to jump off the plane in Brasil and think all the women are 10s, etc

And that, my friend, is the exact reason why this science is so important. We need to make those kind of guys realize what is THE TRUTH!

 

[offdee]

I haven't clicked on all the links, but it seems like the offdee scale only ranks white chicks.

I wish it didn't. It's just the only pics we've had that matched criteria. I think Latin and African American women are just as sexy and would love some visual representations. Diversity is good.

 

[offdee]

I think I got a 7, 5, 6 all in one shot

edit: actually the girl in the middle had a great body (IIRC) so you could step her up to a 6 as well.

Those are all basically 7's. Can't say any of them are anything less than "cute"

I think i have a 6 and a 7 here

But we're looking for 5's and 8's!!

 

[offdee]

I call it the Theory of Relativity. Chicks look better or worse relative to the other women around them. That's why when you have a group of heinous women, the best one usually becomes the de facto hot chick of the room and gets bumped up a point or two subconsciously.

 

[Major]

I haven't clicked on all the links, but it seems like the offdee scale only ranks white chicks.

I wish it didn't. It's just the only pics we've had that matched criteria. I think Latin and African American women are just as sexy and would love some visual representations. Diversity is good.

Major is a big fan of latinas...i'll try to post more but my main goal is setting an "official" bar for the offdee scale. I don't see race or cultural background here, I just see numbers.

 

[Major]

I think I got a 7, 5, 6 all in one shot

edit: actually the girl in the middle had a great body (IIRC) so you could step her up to a 6 as well.

Those are all basically 7's. Can't say any of them are anything less than "cute"

I think i have a 6 and a 7 here

But we're looking for 5's and 8's!!

my bikini girl from earlier is an 8

 

[Clinton]

I haven't clicked on all the links, but it seems like the offdee scale only ranks white chicks.

I wish it didn't. It's just the only pics we've had that matched criteria. I think Latin and African American women are just as sexy and would love some visual representations. Diversity is good.

Wait, how do we know if all these chicks are American? If diversity is good we need to spread the net internationally. That's why I tossed in my Malaysian honey.

 

[Major]

I haven't clicked on all the links, but it seems like the offdee scale only ranks white chicks.

I wish it didn't. It's just the only pics we've had that matched criteria. I think Latin and African American women are just as sexy and would love some visual representations. Diversity is good.

Wait, how do we know if all these chicks are American? If diversity is good we need to spread the net internationally. That's why I tossed in my Malaysian honey.

most of my girls are from different countries....a few russians, some french, some brasil, etc

 

[offdee]

I think I got a 7, 5, 6 all in one shot

edit: actually the girl in the middle had a great body (IIRC) so you could step her up to a 6 as well.

Those are all basically 7's. Can't say any of them are anything less than "cute"

I think i have a 6 and a 7 here

But we're looking for 5's and 8's!!

my bikini girl from earlier is an 8

The blonde from the side correct? I was thinking about her (in more ways than one), but that pic is so tiny and kind of hard to see no? GMs head would explode if we used that I'd think.

 

[Major]

I think I got a 7, 5, 6 all in one shot

edit: actually the girl in the middle had a great body (IIRC) so you could step her up to a 6 as well.

Those are all basically 7's. Can't say any of them are anything less than "cute"

I think i have a 6 and a 7 here

But we're looking for 5's and 8's!!

my bikini girl from earlier is an 8

The blonde from the side correct? I was thinking about her (in more ways than one), but that pic is so tiny and kind of hard to see no? GMs head would explode if we used that I'd think.

no, the Miami girl (post 1260)....the French Canadian blonde is a 9.

 

[General Malaise]

I haven't clicked on all the links, but it seems like the offdee scale only ranks white chicks.

I'm going to start with black women.GM Scale #5

GM Scale #4

GM Scale #3

GM Scale #2

GM Scale #1

 

[Major]

I haven't clicked on all the links, but it seems like the offdee scale only ranks white chicks.

I'm going to start with black women.GM Scale #5

GM Scale #4

GM Scale #3

GM Scale #2

GM Scale #1

well done, sir

 

[Slider6]

My attempt at a 9

Reaction?

Viva La Revolution!I'm onboard with the GM scale.

I would submit the girl above as an 8.I think Major's girl would be a 7.

 

[Wrighteous Ray]

Thanks GM. Any chance you can do a scale for guys?

 

[Major]

Thanks GM. Any chance you can do a scale for guys?

you'll probably have better luck in the :style: thread

 

[General Malaise]

Thanks GM. Any chance you can do a scale for guys?

Sure. You want them to be black?

 

[Clinton]

Any chance you can do a scale for guys?

10

 

[Wrighteous Ray]

Thanks GM. Any chance you can do a scale for guys?

Sure. You want them to be black?

I'm not that choosy.

 

[General Malaise]

GM Ranks African American Males:

GM Scale #5

GM Scale #4

GM Scale #3

GM Scale #2

GM Scale #1

 

[Wrighteous Ray]

GM Ranks African American Males:

GM Scale #5

GM Scale #4

GM Scale #3

GM Scale #2

GM Scale #1

I appreciate the effort, but that's terrible ranking there. Having giant muscles doesn't = hot. And the gap between 4 and 3 is way too large.