The super "OFFICIAL" Offdee Scale with Photos (1 Viewer)

[iamsmilin]

Rate away...

3photoshopped right? RIGHT?

4,5,6 8, 8.5, 7.5

77.5

88

97.5

108

11 6.5

121.5

132 (she would be good to use as a standard in the 2 v 9 thread)

148.5

15 4

164

171

I went with first impressions.

 

[Froglova]

121.5

I went with first impressions.

what gave her the .5 up from a solid one? Was it the stache or those "im going to pound you" eyes?

 

[iamsmilin]

121.5

I went with first impressions.

what gave her the .5 up from a solid one? Was it the stache or those "im going to pound you" eyes?

It could be worse, we have seen worse. If she shaved and didn't look homicidal then she could possibly be a 2.

 

[Froglova]

121.5

I went with first impressions.

what gave her the .5 up from a solid one? Was it the stache or those "im going to pound you" eyes?

It could be worse, we have seen worse. If she shaved and didn't look homicidal then she could possibly be a 2.

Just listen to what you wrote. Pure comedy!

 

[Froglova]

121.5

I went with first impressions.

what gave her the .5 up from a solid one? Was it the stache or those "im going to pound you" eyes?

It could be worse, we have seen worse. If she shaved and didn't look homicidal then she could possibly be a 2.

you didn't rate either pic 1 or 2

 

[Carver]

A gaggle of late 30s

6-5-6-7-7-7-7-6-3

5-5-6-6-7-7-7-6-3

6-5-7-6-7-7-7-6-3

Looking like we have a consensus "3" in the making.

 

[iamsmilin]

121.5

I went with first impressions.

what gave her the .5 up from a solid one? Was it the stache or those "im going to pound you" eyes?

It could be worse, we have seen worse. If she shaved and didn't look homicidal then she could possibly be a 2.

Just listen to what you wrote. Pure comedy!

Ok. Ok. She's a 1.

121.5

I went with first impressions.

what gave her the .5 up from a solid one? Was it the stache or those "im going to pound you" eyes?

It could be worse, we have seen worse. If she shaved and didn't look homicidal then she could possibly be a 2.

you didn't rate either pic 1 or 2

I'm not commenting on celebrities.

 

[Disco Stu]

http://i.imgur.com/dJ5vm.jpg

1st link - 7, 6 I have a feeling that's not a great pic of #2, but have to base my rating on the pic presented. #1 could be an 8, but she has a boxer's nose.

Nah, it's pretty accurate. Another night.

 

[General Malaise]

http://i.imgur.com/dJ5vm.jpg

1st link - 7, 6 I have a feeling that's not a great pic of #2, but have to base my rating on the pic presented. #1 could be an 8, but she has a boxer's nose.

Nah, it's pretty accurate. Another night.

6.5 and 5.5

 

[shuke]

Well? I say 9

Super hot. Who is this?

A local friend of mine that I use as a model in some of my photoshoots.

Pics?

 

[culdeus]

http://i.imgur.com/LlgAQ.jpg

3rd link - 6.5, 5.5, 5.5, 5

These seem a little low, but I'm a fan of "exotic" types. Not the greatest pic though.Another of #3

A gaggle of late 30s

one from the left on the 2nd pick might be the prototype 5 if there ever was one.

 

[Carver]

http://i.imgur.com/LlgAQ.jpg

3rd link - 6.5, 5.5, 5.5, 5

These seem a little low, but I'm a fan of "exotic" types. Not the greatest pic though.Another of #3

A gaggle of late 30s

one from the left on the 2nd pick might be the prototype 5 if there ever was one.

But we have the greasy Meth addict.

 

[Disco Stu]

here to here

6,5 8

and I may have said a borderline 9 if I didn't see that first pic. Please dont #### with me like this again.

oh and post more pics

As requested...http://i.imgur.com/BtsLq.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/g2zSU.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/zfJaw.jpg

thanks stu. the world would be a better place if all girls walked around with professional makeup, lighting, and a wind machine

Texting with a buddy of mine after those pics were uploaded...Stu: I hate facebook sometimes. After a fun weekend with the gf, I really didn't need to see this... attachment

Buddy: If she would just wipe that stupid look off her face.

Stu: It gets a lot worse when she opens her mouth.

Buddy: Haha. I know it.

My penis and brain had serious disagreements over that one. Brain lost most of the battles after being ambushed by alcohol.

 

[Shutterbug]

Well? I say 9

Super hot. Who is this?

A local friend of mine that I use as a model in some of my photoshoots.

Pics?

Oh no can do. So sorry.

 

[Christo]

The scale sucks.

 

[Fennis]

here to here

6,5 8

and I may have said a borderline 9 if I didn't see that first pic. Please dont #### with me like this again.

oh and post more pics

As requested...http://i.imgur.com/BtsLq.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/g2zSU.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/zfJaw.jpg

thanks stu. the world would be a better place if all girls walked around with professional makeup, lighting, and a wind machine

Texting with a buddy of mine after those pics were uploaded...Stu: I hate facebook sometimes. After a fun weekend with the gf, I really didn't need to see this... attachment

Buddy: If she would just wipe that stupid look off her face.

Stu: It gets a lot worse when she opens her mouth.

Buddy: Haha. I know it.

My penis and brain had serious disagreements over that one. Brain lost most of the battles after being ambushed by alcohol.

 

[Carver]

The scale sucks.

At least the thread is awesome.

 

[Fennis]

The scale sucks.

At least the thread is awesome.

great comeback on this thread.

 

[Buck Bradcanon]

Where do we rank the Governator's mistress going forward? 4?

 

[offdee]

Where do we rank the Governator's mistress going forward? 4?

3.5-------------

4: Not attractive. Major flaws start piling up (overweight, blemishes, etc.)

3: One of the uglier girls in school, one of the uglier girls at work (lower class of ugly women)

 

[General Malaise]

Well?

 

[Shutterbug]

Well?

7.5

 

[iamsmilin]

Mistress 3

GM's girl 7

 

[Carver]

Well?

tentative 7... but we will need to see her cans.

 

[Carver]

LINK

 

[General Malaise]

LINK

Horrible picture quality and the guy that took it should be ashamed of himself. Incomplete.

 

[General Malaise]

Well?

tentative 7... but we will need to see her cans.

IMF President could probably tell you more...

 

[Fennis]

Well?

tentative 7... but we will need to see her cans.

IMF President could probably tell you more...

8 here, 6 other pic... so 7

 

[Fennis]

LINK

Horrible picture quality and the guy that took it should be ashamed of himself. Incomplete.

fuzzy 7

 

[Carver]

Well?

tentative 7... but we will need to see her cans.

IMF President could probably tell you more...

8 here, 6 other pic... so 7

Correct

 

[Carver]

LINK

Horrible picture quality and the guy that took it should be ashamed of himself. Incomplete.

fuzzy 7

had to shave off a half point for the poor quality photo 6.5

 

[General Malaise]

am i the only one that thinks that's really strange and inappropriate to take a picture of a woman who doesn't want you to?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

am i the only one that thinks that's really strange and inappropriate to take a picture of a woman who doesn't want you to?

No which is why I have a camera's on the tops of my sneakers.

 

[Christo]

am i the only one that thinks that's really strange and inappropriate to take a picture of a woman who doesn't want you to?

Take it to the other thread, bub.

 

[Carver]

am i the only one that thinks that's really strange and inappropriate to take a picture of a woman who doesn't want you to?

No which is why I have a camera's on the tops of my sneakers.

 

[General Malaise]

am i the only one that thinks that's really strange and inappropriate to take a picture of a woman who doesn't want you to?

Take it to the other thread, bub.

Sorry, Flounder.

 

[Buddy Ball 2K3]

Test #1

Test #2

Test #3

 

[Jojo the circus boy]

am i the only one that thinks that's really strange and inappropriate to take a picture of a woman who doesn't want you to?

Have you ever asked a bartender if you can take their picture? They usually say yes. How do you know she didn't want her picture taken? Was it because she was dressed inappropriately?

 

[shuke]

I'll be using the shuke scale from here on out.

Test #1

Yes, yes, yes

Test #2

Sure, why not, yes

Test #3

Yes

 

[Jojo the circus boy]

rate this waitress

 

[Buddy Ball 2K3]

rate this waitress

5, too much spillage

 

[Fennis]

I'll be using the shuke scale from here on out.

Test #2

Sure, why not, yes

offdee ranking: 5,5,5shuke ranking: yes yes yes

 

[Christo]

I'll be using the shuke scale from here on out.

Test #2

Sure, why not, yes

offdee ranking: 5,5,5shuke ranking: yes yes yes

I respect shuke's history around here. But before this gets out of hand, I have to set the record straight. This particular "scale" belongs to Christo:

How do you rate this?

This is exactly why the ***OFFICIAL*** Christo Chick Rating System is much better.Here it is: Would I do her? Yes/No

This chick is a yes.

 

[Fennis]

I'll be using the shuke scale from here on out.

Test #2

Sure, why not, yes

offdee ranking: 5,5,5Christo Shuke ranking: yes yes yes

If we can have Sarbanes Oxley we can have Christo Shuke (I'd hate to see that love child)

 

[tommyboy]

christo doesn't really have a scale, he would do every one of them.

 

[Christo]

christo doesn't really have a scale, he would do every one of them.

There are some in here who even I would pass on.

 

[Jayrod]

Test #1 6.5, 7, 7.5

Test #2 5, 4, 6

Test #3 7

ETA - yes to all but the 4

 

[Fennis]

Test #1

Test #2

Test #3

5,6,75,5,5

8

 

[offdee]

Alright, here we go with the first visual breakdown using misc. pics gathered throughout this thread. Tried to avoid well-known celebs as much as possible. Ultimately the 4's and 8's seemed to be the hardest to finalize. Need to fill in any ".5" gaps remaining- looking for a 2.5, 3.5, 5.5 and 6.5.

Subject to change based on feedback that can sway me and/or better visuals discovered moving forward.

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1: Absolutely disgusting and hard to look at. Young children point and adults look away upon seeing (not one single redeeming quality)

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS1.jpg

1.5:

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS2.jpg

2: The ugliest girl in school, the ugliest girl at work (couldn't even get into a club)

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS2b.jpg

3: One of the uglier girls in school, one of the uglier girls at work (lower class of ugly women)

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS3.jpg

4: Not attractive. Major flaws start piling up (overweight, blemishes, etc.)

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS4.jpg

4.5:

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS45.jpg

5: Starting to be unattractive, but certain qualities work in her favor. Nothing major, but minor problems are more common

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS5.jpg

6: Fairly attractive, no major flaws but maybe minor ones

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS6.jpg

7: Cute girl at the club, in classes, at work, in apt building. Definitely cute, but not tops locally.

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS7.jpg

7.5:

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS7b.jpg

8: One of the hotter women at the club, one of the hotter girls at school (upper class of hot women)

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS8.jpg

8.5:

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS85b.jpg

9: The hottest girl at the club, The hottest girl at school, etc (more locally amazing)

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS9.jpg

9.5:

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS95.jpg

10: Almost flawless and very rare. Could be a top model, top playboy centerfold (nationally amazing, the MENSA of hotness)

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS10.png

Christo, where does your "yes" scale end in regards to the above numbers?

 

[Carver]

Test #1

Test #2

Test #3

5,6,75,4,6.5

7.5