The wife superfecta (2 Viewers)

[Judge Smails]

Watching the College World Series right now. Hitter for Virginia fouls off 3 pitches with a 3-2 count, then lines a single to center when they desperately needed a base runner.

My wife walks in from the kitchen and says "wow - what a great at-bat"..

Sexy, great mother, not a spender, loves sports.

Choose wisely fellas....

 

[Zegras11]

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[ChiefD]

Watching the College World Series right now. Hitter for Virginia fouls off 3 pitches with a 3-2 count, then lines a single to center when they desperately needed a base runner.

My wife walks in from the kitchen and says "wow - what a great at-bat"..

Sexy, great mother, not a spender, loves sports.

Choose wisely fellas....

You gonna have her christen the sleuth?

 

[Judge Smails]

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Settle down Boise. Not gonna be tuggin' your spud to Mrs. Smails

 

[GTBilly]

Watching the College World Series right now. Hitter for Virginia fouls off 3 pitches with a 3-2 count, then lines a single to center when they desperately needed a base runner.

My wife walks in from the kitchen and says "wow - what a great at-bat"..

Sexy, great mother, not a spender, loves sports.

Choose wisely fellas....

Is she the first mrs judge? If so well done. If not congrats on eventually getting it right.

 

[Judge Smails]

Watching the College World Series right now. Hitter for Virginia fouls off 3 pitches with a 3-2 count, then lines a single to center when they desperately needed a base runner.

My wife walks in from the kitchen and says "wow - what a great at-bat"..

Sexy, great mother, not a spender, loves sports.

Choose wisely fellas....

Is she the first mrs judge? If so well done. If not congrats on eventually getting it right.

Yes. Lucky. Blessed.

 

[skol asylum]

Whats his name?

 

[Judge Smails]

Whats his name?

Danny.

 

[Jayrod]

Whats his name?

Danny.

Does he do drugs?

 

[jon_mx]

It does sound like he is the perfect woman.

 

[D in the D]

Watching the College World Series right now. Hitter for Virginia fouls off 3 pitches with a 3-2 count, then lines a single to center when they desperately needed a base runner.

My wife walks in from the kitchen and says "wow - what a great at-bat"..

Sexy, great mother, not a spender, loves sports.

Choose wisely fellas....

You gonna have her christen the sleuth?

I christen thee....Sherlock Holmes ?

 

[jamny]

Watching the College World Series right now. Hitter for Virginia fouls off 3 pitches with a 3-2 count, then lines a single to center when they desperately needed a base runner.

My wife walks in from the kitchen and says "wow - what a great at-bat"..

Sexy, great mother, not a spender, loves sports.

Choose wisely fellas....

Since we don't have kids, I'll replace "great mother" with "makes six-figures"

 

[Reegus]

Watching the College World Series right now. Hitter for Virginia fouls off 3 pitches with a 3-2 count, then lines a single to center when they desperately needed a base runner.

My wife walks in from the kitchen and says "wow - what a great at-bat"..

Sexy, great mother, not a spender, loves sports.

Choose wisely fellas....

Sounds like she cheats on you.

 

[Yankee23Fan]

Sounds good.

My wife gets mad at me if I don't have a poker night at least once a momth. Boom.

 

[jon_mx]

Sounds good.

My wife gets mad at me if I don't have a poker night at least once a momth. Boom.

Probably because you being there interferes with her poker night.

 

[MC Gas Money]

If her friends text flirty messages about your balls to you then she really might be the best.

 

[Sabertooth]

Watching the College World Series right now. Hitter for Virginia fouls off 3 pitches with a 3-2 count, then lines a single to center when they desperately needed a base runner.

My wife walks in from the kitchen and says "wow - what a great at-bat"..

Sexy, great mother, not a spender, loves sports.

Choose wisely fellas....

File this under "information I could have used in 1999."

 

[Yankee23Fan]

If her friends text flirty messages about your balls to you then she really might be the best.

nice

 

[eoMMan]

Does she adjust her junk and spit too?

 

[Captain Quinoa]

I thought the superfecta was all 3 inputs and she brings a friend.

 

[Ditka Butkus]

Sounds good.

My wife gets mad at me if I don't have a poker night at least once a momth. Boom.

Are you sure she isn't having "poker" night that exact same night.

 

[Yankee23Fan]

Sounds good.

My wife gets mad at me if I don't have a poker night at least once a momth. Boom.

Are you sure she isn't having "poker" night that exact same night.

Lol.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

I thought the superfecta was all 3 inputs and she brings a friend.

We call that the "Arizona Ron".

 

[E-Z Glider]

Mods - please rename this thread "My wife reads the FFA"

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Mods - please rename this thread "My wife reads the FFA stole my login"

 

[Gustavo Fring]

I'd take Sexy, great mother, not a spender, keyed with love sports/still gives .

 

[gianmarco]

:starthiding:

 

[Brony]

You tell her to get back in the kitchen and whip up a batch of Toll House?

 

[SmoovySmoov]

I prefer women who would say "Ummmm, baseball is boring as ####. Let's go have kinky sex."

 

[B Maverick]

Watching the College World Series right now. Hitter for Virginia fouls off 3 pitches with a 3-2 count, then lines a single to center when they desperately needed a base runner.

My wife walks in from the kitchen and says "wow - what a great at-bat"..

Sexy, great mother, not a spender, loves sports.

Choose wisely fellas....

Hmmmm, mine would have walked in and giggled "he has 3 balls"

 

[Jayrod]

Whats his name?

Danny.

Does he do drugs?

Dangit, Smails! The answer is "every day". How could you of all people miss this?

I'm ashamed of you.

 

[offdee]

I prefer women who would say "Ummmm, baseball is boring as ####. Let's go have kinky sex."

Exactly. I prefer my women to know I love sports and appreciate that, but not really give a crap about them personally. Be girly and look hot.

 

[bentley]

I prefer women who would say "Ummmm, baseball is boring as ####. Let's go have kinky sex."

Exactly. I prefer my women to know I love sports and appreciate that, but not really give a crap about them personally. Be girly and look hot.

Love the fact that my wife leaves me alone during games.

 

[Dentist]

like the "not a spender" part.. could care less about the sports.. great mother is awesome.

I think the ultra-superfecta would be:

doesn't spend, doesn't speak unless spoken to, faithful, great mother, supportive

 

[MC Gas Money]

like the "not a spender" part.. could care less about the sports.. great mother is awesome.

I think the ultra-superfecta would be:

doesn't spend, doesn't speak unless spoken to, faithful, great mother, supportive

And doesnt spit

 

[IvanKaramazov]

like the "not a spender" part.. could care less about the sports.. great mother is awesome.

I think the ultra-superfecta would be:

doesn't spend, doesn't speak unless spoken to, faithful, great mother, supportive

wth

 

[SmoovySmoov]

like the "not a spender" part.. could care less about the sports.. great mother is awesome.

I think the ultra-superfecta would be:

doesn't spend, doesn't speak unless spoken to, faithful, great mother, supportive

NO EYE CONTACT!!!!!!!

 

[-jb-]

I don't think this thread has turned out the way Judge intended.

 

[jamny]

like the "not a spender" part.. could care less about the sports.. great mother is awesome.

I think the ultra-superfecta would be:

doesn't spend, doesn't speak unless spoken to, faithful, great mother, supportive

wth

 

[dickey moe]

like the "not a spender" part.. could care less about the sports.. great mother is awesome.

I think the ultra-superfecta would be:

doesn't spend, doesn't speak unless spoken to, faithful, great mother, supportive

There are mail-order brides for that.

 

[jamny]

As for sports, I have enough time alone during the day when I'm working from home. When she's home I like when we hang out together. She loves football and playoff hockey. She'll watch hockey with me during the regular season but sometimes will find work to do around the house or on the computer. She's not a fan of baseball but, as a Met fan, I'm usually done watching full games by August anyway. I'm glad she's into sports.

 

[Aerial Assault]

like the "not a spender" part.. could care less about the sports.. great mother is awesome.

I think the ultra-superfecta would be:

doesn't spend, doesn't speak unless spoken to, faithful, great mother, supportive

Oof. Misogynist much?

 

[Sabertooth]

like the "not a spender" part.. could care less about the sports.. great mother is awesome.

I think the ultra-superfecta would be:

doesn't spend, doesn't speak unless spoken to, faithful, great mother, supportive

There are mail-order brides for that.

Sounds like he wants to hire a nanny.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

like the "not a spender" part.. could care less about the sports.. great mother is awesome.

I think the ultra-superfecta would be:

doesn't spend, doesn't speak unless spoken to, faithful, great mother, supportive

There are mail-order brides for that.

Blow up dolls are also pretty quiet as long as they don't have a leak.

 

[jon_mx]

like the "not a spender" part.. could care less about the sports.. great mother is awesome.

I think the ultra-superfecta would be:

doesn't spend, doesn't speak unless spoken to, faithful, great mother, supportive

So go Asian?

 

[Aerial Assault]

like the "not a spender" part.. could care less about the sports.. great mother is awesome.

I think the ultra-superfecta would be:

doesn't spend, doesn't speak unless spoken to, faithful, great mother, supportive

There are mail-order brides for that.

Blow up dolls are also pretty quiet as long as they don't have a leak.

Not so fast! They may talk back. Be careful not to inflate the problem

 

[eoMMan]

Bianalswallow?

 

[The Football Freak]

Sounds good.

My wife gets mad at me if I don't have a poker night at least once a momth. Boom.

My wife drives me to the casino to play poker with me...and she wins! Nuclear explosion.Honestly, my wife is the best. Hot. Funny. A genius. Fantastic mom. Crazy fun. She points out hot women for me to look at. She can do more shots than me. Looooves poker. Midnight toker. After 16 years, I have yet to meet/see a wife half as cool. They absolutely broke the mold with her, no hyperbole.

Eta: refuses presents. I had to force a necklace on her last year. And yeah, I know, go ahead and hit that lob...

 

[Andrew74]

My wife hates shopping, jewelry and flowers. It's wonderful.

 

[Socrates11]

like the "not a spender" part.. could care less about the sports.. great mother is awesome.

I think the ultra-superfecta would be:

doesn't spend, doesn't speak unless spoken to, faithful, great mother, supportive, likes it when I take a dump on her chest

Fixed