Things I don't care about when drunk: A comprehensive list (1 Viewer)

[Doctor Detroit]

Napkins

 

[Foosball God]

Replying to threads.  I think you know what that means.

 

[mr roboto]

How much I have had to drink

 

[Doctor Detroit]

The relative size of women

 

[El Floppo]

#### all

 

[Eephus]

Calling bank shots

 

[Dan Lambskin]

My wife's texts

 

[Popinski]

My liver

 

[Wrigley]

What I eat 

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Keynesian economics

 

[nirad3]

Whether or not a public fart smells.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Whether or not a public fart smells.

You have to be drunk for this?  What are you a Quaker? 

 

[Fariq]

My friend ate nachos and cheese he found in a staircase one night while drunk at West Virginia University.

 

[nirad3]

You have to be drunk for this?  What are you a Quaker? 

Good point.  I may care slightly if not drunk.  If I am, it's a full-go.

 

[Christo]

My silky locks

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Good point.  I may care slightly if not drunk.  If I am, it's a full-go.

You should care about the sound, but the stink, you always embrace the stink.  Try using the boomerang method FTW. 

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Terraforming Mars

The Limbic System

STDs

 

[Higgs]

Using a condom.

 

[RC94]

How much I have eaten that day.  I'm hungry anyway.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

If my replies to people's posts on FB are somewhat rude.

Yeah ultra conservative cousin Pam, I'm talking about you.

 

[Limp Ditka]

This place

 

[joffer]

The tenets of Scientology 

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

The tenets of Scientology 

Sounds like some one needs an auditing.

 

[strykerpks]

Work the next day....or later on that day for that matter

 

[top dog]

Whether I can dance or not..

 

[lardonastick]

THE VOLUME OF MY VOICE 

 

[Mister CIA]

Napkins

My favorite so far.

 

[Rirruto]

Whether she's a dude or not. 

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Whether she's a dude or not. 

Woah, wat?  

 

[JaxBill]

THE VOLUME OF MY VOICE 

OR THE VOLUME OF THE MUSIC

 

[Mors Venit]

Sobriety. It sucks.

 

[Christo]

Woah, wat?  

He said, "Whether she's a dude or not."

NTTAWWT

 

[Mr. Irrelevant]

He said, "Whether she's a dude or not."

Another thing I don't care about when drunk: Whether I'm repeating myself.

 

[Slapdash]

The relative size of women

This one should be a record-setter in likes

 

[strykerpks]

My wife

 

[shadyridr]

Being picky with my instagram likes

 

[PIK95]

My wife's texts

This.....and drool.

 

[Mister CIA]

Just got carried away with the chili powder on my pineapple, and I don't care!

 

[Mister CIA]

Jimmy Crack Corn

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

https://youtu.be/HzH8VXlXxNE?t=62

 

[Aerial Assault]

Dan Lambskin's wife's texts

 

[Warsteinner]

I'd give an honest answer but I'm not sure how anonymous the innernets is anymore. 

 

[Ministry of Pain]

Condoms

Who drank from what?

Other peoples toilets

NFL players well being while watching 

 

[rockaction]

https://youtu.be/HzH8VXlXxNE?t=62

I can't love that enough. 

What it is I'm drinking.  

 

[SWC]

i stop caring that shrimp cocktail sauce is not ketchup brohans and that aint good on eggs take that to the bank bromigos 

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Who my brohans are

 

[SaintsInDome2006]

Societal norms.

 

[rockaction]

Starting topics. 

 

[Fariq]

petting aardvarks

 

[Zegras11]

My shoes