things otis would do before kate upton (1 Viewer)

[Joe T]

Blow $40k gambling online on rigged roulette and black jack.

 

[Guest]

Spend $5k to have someone plant a tree.

 

[Kal El]

Blow.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Justin Verlander

 

[=Smackdown=]

Potato chips

 

[BassNBrew]

Stay fat.

 

[BassNBrew]

Mitt

 

[Joe T]

Stay fat.

rettygoodposting:

 

[BassNBrew]

Reghetti

 

[BassNBrew]

Shovel his own driveway

 

[phrozen]

Climb Mount Everest

 

[Hang 10]

Go on a diet consisting of only juice and booze.

 

[Jules Winnfield]

A goat

 

[Joe T]

A.R.

 

[biggamer3]

A goat

 

[Keerock]

Wait... did Blotis say somewhere that she isn't hot?

 

[bostonfred]

Kneel

 

[biggamer3]

Wait... did Blotis say somewhere that she isn't hot?

did you not see the 1K post thread on Kate Upton that is still on the front page here?

 

[Keerock]

Wait... did Blotis say somewhere that she isn't hot?

did you not see the 1K post thread on Kate Upton that is still on the front page here?

Apparently not. Holy Mother ####... could he be any more artarded?

 

[Cecil_Pooples]

Pull RaiderNation out of his ###.

 

[Mister Martie]

Jog 25 feet

 

[Two Deep]

Kneel

While masturbating.

 

[koby925]

Hand modeling

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Use Rhode Island as an oven mitt.

 

[The Commish]

SJP?

 

[DocHolliday]

An actual skeleton. That is the only thing not fat to him.

 

[Ignoramus]

Buy a single-digit member number.

 

[Kal El]

Large Marge's ghost.

 

[Zegras11]

track down a welcher

 

[shadyridr]

a horse

 

[biggamer3]

Amy Winehouse (dead or alive)

 

[xulf]

Tom Hanks in Philadelphia.

 

[Donsmith753]

Sit ups

 

[MechEng]

A broom

 

[Tom Servo]

Buy a name brand suit again.

 

[Village Idiot]

Install whole house air conditioning instead of just tunring a corner of it into Antartica.

 

[John Bender]

Miss an opportunity to let everyone know he knows Righetti in real life.

 

[John Bender]

Go out and buy a generator before he knows a hurricane is coming.

 

[jamny]

lunch

 

[Angry Beavers]

Fix anything around the Otis homestead

 

[ntz08]

broadway musical

 

[Ignoramus]

Install whole house air conditioning instead of just tunring a corner of it into Antartica.

 

[Al Czervik]

Spend $5k to have someone plant a tree.

 

[offdee]

make his entire yard a slab of concrete.

 

[Sheriff66]

An actual skeleton. That is the only thing not fat to him.

 

[36th Chamber]

at all of these

 

[Native]

Amburger?

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Spend $5k to have someone propose to plant a tree.

 

[36th Chamber]

Plead with you not to watch Gran Torino

 

[Al Czervik]

Remove all mirrors from his living room.