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Things that turn women off (1 Viewer)

I have one pair of plaid shorts, I still on occasion will wear my cap backwards and then the big one - I own a pair of collegiate crocs my wife bought me. I use them as house shoes only (use them almost like slippers).

 
I bet we have guys in here who wear crocs, cargo pants, and backwards hats all at once.

 
I have plaid shorts for golf and will wear a hat backwards

Don't Careeeeeeee

 
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Rarely do it, but my wife says I look sexy with the backwards cap. Big no for the rest, though I would wear a wolf shirt as shtick under the right circumstances.

 
i have a pair of cargo shorts and crocs, but i only wear the crocs when boating because they are seriously the best boating shoe ever.. waterproof, good grip, don't need socks, dries quickly

 
Only probably guilty of this "BUTTON-DOWN SHIRTS THAT ARE TOO BIG IN THE WAIST".

I feel too constricted in fitted shirts.

Didn't LHUCKS start multiple threads about plaid shorts?

 
Dentist said:
i have a pair of cargo shorts and crocs, but i only wear the crocs when boating because they are seriously the best boating shoe ever.. waterproof, good grip, don't need socks, dries quickly
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So your nice stinky feet can sweat in them and provide everyone that pleasure? Its a plane not a ####### boat. Don't be a #### and stop wearing them on planes.

 
Binky The Doormat said:
Dentist said:
i have a pair of cargo shorts and crocs, but i only wear the crocs when boating because they are seriously the best boating shoe ever.. waterproof, good grip, don't need socks, dries quickly
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So your nice stinky feet can sweat in them and provide everyone that pleasure? Its a plane not a ####### boat. Don't be a #### and stop wearing them on planes.
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so um where do you think you are?
 
belljr said:
Binky The Doormat said:
Dentist said:
i have a pair of cargo shorts and crocs, but i only wear the crocs when boating because they are seriously the best boating shoe ever.. waterproof, good grip, don't need socks, dries quickly
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So your nice stinky feet can sweat in them and provide everyone that pleasure? Its a plane not a ####### boat. Don't be a #### and stop wearing them on planes.
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so um where do you think you are?
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Yeah, so, I got a little carried away. Crocs suck balls.

 
Prob want to change thread title to include "fashion" somewhere GB.

I was expecting the responses to be about lack of confidence, no sense of humor, laziness, etc.

 
Binky The Doormat said:
Dentist said:
i have a pair of cargo shorts and crocs, but i only wear the crocs when boating because they are seriously the best boating shoe ever.. waterproof, good grip, don't need socks, dries quickly
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So your nice stinky feet can sweat in them and provide everyone that pleasure? Its a plane not a ####### boat. Don't be a #### and stop wearing them on planes.
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i'm talking about boats... why are you talking about planes? i really don't get this post

 
shuke said:
Only probably guilty of this "BUTTON-DOWN SHIRTS THAT ARE TOO BIG IN THE WAIST".

I feel too constricted in fitted shirts.

Didn't LHUCKS start multiple threads about plaid shorts?
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I also have button down shirts too big in the waist because of my fat neck.... is there a solution to this?

 
Dentist said:
shuke said:
Only probably guilty of this "BUTTON-DOWN SHIRTS THAT ARE TOO BIG IN THE WAIST".

I feel too constricted in fitted shirts.

Didn't LHUCKS start multiple threads about plaid shorts?
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I also have button down shirts too big in the waist because of my fat neck.... is there a solution to this?
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A tailor.

 
Dentist said:
Binky The Doormat said:
Dentist said:
i have a pair of cargo shorts and crocs, but i only wear the crocs when boating because they are seriously the best boating shoe ever.. waterproof, good grip, don't need socks, dries quickly
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So your nice stinky feet can sweat in them and provide everyone that pleasure? Its a plane not a ####### boat. Don't be a #### and stop wearing them on planes.
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i'm talking about boats... why are you talking about planes? i really don't get this post
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lol - very sorry. Too much Jack & Diet Coke tonight ...thought I was in the "what do you wear on planes" thread. Drinky-drink. :pickle:

 
I don't buy the anti-cargo shorts sentiment. Media driven.

It's 100 degrees here in SoCal. What type of shorts are acceptable?

Any other shorts besides cargo's look like butt-huggers to me.

Cargo pants I don't necessarily agree with but I understand and do not indulge.

 
Not that some or all of those aren't valid, but why do I get the feeling that most of the voters for this were women in their 30s who are still wondering why they aren't married?

 
Most of these seem obvious. The one that many of us fall prey to is the button-down that balloons at the waist. Unfortunately the remedy is losing 20lbs. It's mainly you're fat, not the shirt.

 
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Daywalker said:
Most of these seem obvious. The one that many of us fall prey to is the button-down that balloons at the waist. Unfortunately the remedy is losing 20lbs. It's mainly you're fat, not the shirt.
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Oh we're fat, but it's the shirt too.

 
There are plenty of shorts that look nice and modern that don't have giant 5-gallon useless pockets on the outer thigh area.

 
A BEANIE IN WARM WEATHER. "IT MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE YOU SMELL BAD."

seriously, what is with beanies in Texas in the summer. kids everywhere doing this.

 
cstu said:
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Visible butt crack due to lack of belt
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They should preface that with fat guys. I doubt if it's Brad Pitt's butt crack it would be a turn off.
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You could preface any of those things on the list with that. If you are a good looking enough dude, chicks will not care about most of the things on that list.

 
Wait, so women don't like a beard on a fat face?

Nice. I'm going to shave now, and I probably won't be able to get anything done with so many women throwing ##### at me.

 
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