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Ministry of Pain

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The holiday season is here whether you are ready or not. I am always stunned how the news will run the same type of stories and people are fascinated by them. I thought we could go ahead and post the news now and then see what shakes out. This is sort of like the death pool thread on another site where you simply post up the potential news story and then when it happens you can just come in and tell us that you told us so.

So here a re a few of mine...

#1-Black Friday Chaos: Inevitably there will be a bunch of people camping out for Black Friday and when they get inside they really start to show themselves. Forget the fact some of these people camp out for a week because they are unemployed and living with mom n dad, now they run thru the store and really show themselves by getting into trouble. Either some poor old woman is trampled, some poor kid has a toy ripped from his hands, a weapon will be brandished, police will be called in, store video footage will capture it all and send it out to the World to show the true meaning of Christmas here in America.

#2-Politicians frightening Americans: This goes on daily but with the January deadlines looming you can be sure Fox News will use the term "Christmas" religiously to try and inflict guilt on everyone. "It would be a great holiday season if the President would just give in to anything we want." And not just Fox news or the Conservatives, they all do it hence the term politicians.

#3-Someone famous will pass away close to the holidays: This happens almost every year, usually it is more than one person but someone really famous usually passes away in the holiday season.

#4-Fighting over Christmas: Whether it is someone wanted a Nativity scene and the opposing people are the Antichrist, some group is going to run into problems trying to do what they always have done.

What news stories do you anticipate before the end of the year?

 
Every year 15 Billion chickens are consumed or eaten worldwide. That means 60 Billion chicken bones are thrown worldwide every year.

If dogs do not eat bones then 60 billion bones will be lying for 2 years. Dogs help people and Mother Earth in a big way by eating bones.


Street dogs and wild dogs kill rats and mice. Cats, Crows, Snakes also kill rats and mice.

The reason there is rats and mice population explosion in big cities is that people eliminate these "rat killers" from big cities.

There are police dogs, military dogs, sniffer dogs, bomb detecting dogs, rescue dogs, helper dogs, pet dogs. Street dogs kill rats and mice and bark at strangers.

That day I purchased 2 big fish and later I went to a small forest to urinate. 3 cats came because of the fish smell. So I went to the shop and purchased a knife and cut off the fish heads and tails and gave them to the cats.

Now I said to the cats "if I had not come here to urinate then my big crows would have got the fish heads". I never gave anything to the cats in past many years so I gave them the meat.

 
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A Miley Cyrus sex tape will surface

Israel will bomb Iran

not sure which will come first

 
FSU wins the National Title.

The Packers win the Super Bowl.

My boss enrolls me in the Jelly of the Month club.

 
The holiday season is here whether you are ready or not. I am always stunned how the news will run the same type of stories and people are fascinated by them. I thought we could go ahead and post the news now and then see what shakes out. This is sort of like the death pool thread on another site where you simply post up the potential news story and then when it happens you can just come in and tell us that you told us so.

So here a re a few of mine...

#1-Black Friday Chaos: Inevitably there will be a bunch of people camping out for Black Friday and when they get inside they really start to show themselves. Forget the fact some of these people camp out for a week because they are unemployed and living with mom n dad, now they run thru the store and really show themselves by getting into trouble. Either some poor old woman is trampled, some poor kid has a toy ripped from his hands, a weapon will be brandished, police will be called in, store video footage will capture it all and send it out to the World to show the true meaning of Christmas here in America.

#2-Politicians frightening Americans: This goes on daily but with the January deadlines looming you can be sure Fox News will use the term "Christmas" religiously to try and inflict guilt on everyone. "It would be a great holiday season if the President would just give in to anything we want." And not just Fox news or the Conservatives, they all do it hence the term politicians.

#3-Someone famous will pass away close to the holidays: This happens almost every year, usually it is more than one person but someone really famous usually passes away in the holiday season.

#4-Fighting over Christmas: Whether it is someone wanted a Nativity scene and the opposing people are the Antichrist, some group is going to run into problems trying to do what they always have done.

What news stories do you anticipate before the end of the year?
How's that outlook on life?

 
The last bee will die in northern California after wishing he'd spent more time with family.

 
God forbid anyone using the term "Christmas" religiously.
You guys are going to have to accept that the holiday got away from you and no longer solely means what it used to mean.

Though personally, I'd like to see the whole damn thing get toned down on both the religious and commercial sides because now, 30 years after being a child (the last time I cared about this stupid holiday), I'm sick to ####### death of hearing the argument for two straight months every year. Hearing people complain that it's too commercial, hearing people complain that the Christians are too annoying when they complain about it being too commercial (and yes, I know I made a joke about that earlier in the thread) - it's two months of #####ing from everyone. "WE DON'T WANT A MANGER ON PUBLIC PROPERTY!" "#### YOU ATHEISTS, THIS IS A WAR ON CHRISTMAS!!!!!"

Enough.

 

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