This chick won't massage my back (1 Viewer)

[cosjobs]

So we're sitting watching some tv and she complains about a sore shoulder. I sit behind her and give her one of my world famous back massages, the full treatment, for over an hour and a half. My hands are cramping, but she let me stick my hands up under the back of her shirt, even though she wouldn't let me take it off.

Finally around midnight, I open us a bottle of wine and sit on the floor in front of her and reach behind and rub my shoulder, expecting her to do me for a while. Instead, she says its late and leaves. wtf?

 

[T Bell]

So we're sitting watching some tv and she complains about a sore shoulder. I sit behind her and give her one of my world famous back massages, the full treatment, for over an hour and a half. My hands are cramping, but she let me stick my hands up under the back of her shirt, even though she wouldn't let me take it off.

Finally around midnight, I open us a bottle of wine and sit on the floor in front of her and reach behind and rub my shoulder, expecting her to do me for a while. Instead, she says its late and leaves. wtf?

Start hiding alimony?

 

[SacramentoBob]

### ####it I was going to start this same thread.

 

[jon_mx]

I got my shoulders rubbed in my car....which happened to be a honda.

 

[squistion]

So we're sitting watching some tv and she complains about a sore shoulder. I sit behind her and give her one of my world famous back massages, the full treatment, for over an hour and a half. My hands are cramping, but she let me stick my hands up under the back of her shirt, even though she wouldn't let me take it off.

Finally around midnight, I open us a bottle of wine and sit on the floor in front of her and reach behind and rub my shoulder, expecting her to do me for a while. Instead, she says its late and leaves. wtf?

Your portfolio wasn't big enough.

 

[Das Boot]

Flippin' sweet thread title.

Just one little tweak, I think I would have kept it as me back instead of my back - me could be explained away as a British colloquialism.