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This Girl Says Her Hotness is a Curse; She Can't Walk Down the Str (1 Viewer)

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I'd say she's a 7.

First paragraph:

People Judge Me Because I'm Pretty

I'm a girly girl. I'm 5-foot-5 with blonde hair, big hazel eyes, 34DDs, and toned calves. You can typically find me in heels and a dress or a skirt. You can also find me glaring at sleazy subway passengers and sidewalk catcallers who think it's going to benefit them to call me "babe" or that it's clever to say, "The things I would do to you, honey," at all hours of the day. Cut to me dumping the rest of a scalding hot espresso down my throat and putting on my biggest ***** face until I reach my destination.

 
chet said:
I'd say she's a 7.

First paragraph:

People Judge Me Because I'm Pretty

I'm a girly girl. I'm 5-foot-5 with blonde hair, big hazel eyes, 34DDs, and toned calves. You can typically find me in heels and a dress or a skirt. You can also find me glaring at sleazy subway passengers and sidewalk catcallers who think it's going to benefit them to call me "babe" or that it's clever to say, "The things I would do to you, honey," at all hours of the day. Cut to me dumping the rest of a scalding hot espresso down my throat and putting on my biggest ***** face until I reach my destination.
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Where do you find this garbage?

 
General Malaise said:
chet said:
I'd say she's a 7.

First paragraph:

People Judge Me Because I'm Pretty

I'm a girly girl. I'm 5-foot-5 with blonde hair, big hazel eyes, 34DDs, and toned calves. You can typically find me in heels and a dress or a skirt. You can also find me glaring at sleazy subway passengers and sidewalk catcallers who think it's going to benefit them to call me "babe" or that it's clever to say, "The things I would do to you, honey," at all hours of the day. Cut to me dumping the rest of a scalding hot espresso down my throat and putting on my biggest ***** face until I reach my destination.
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Where do you find this garbage?
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Guys over at F-chat have been complaining about it for a day or so.

 
chet said:
General Malaise said:
chet said:
I'd say she's a 7.

First paragraph:

People Judge Me Because I'm Pretty

I'm a girly girl. I'm 5-foot-5 with blonde hair, big hazel eyes, 34DDs, and toned calves. You can typically find me in heels and a dress or a skirt. You can also find me glaring at sleazy subway passengers and sidewalk catcallers who think it's going to benefit them to call me "babe" or that it's clever to say, "The things I would do to you, honey," at all hours of the day. Cut to me dumping the rest of a scalding hot espresso down my throat and putting on my biggest ***** face until I reach my destination.
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Where do you find this garbage?
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Guys over at F-chat have been complaining about it for a day or so.
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What is their complaint exactly?

 
chet said:
General Malaise said:
chet said:
I'd say she's a 7.

First paragraph:

People Judge Me Because I'm Pretty

I'm a girly girl. I'm 5-foot-5 with blonde hair, big hazel eyes, 34DDs, and toned calves. You can typically find me in heels and a dress or a skirt. You can also find me glaring at sleazy subway passengers and sidewalk catcallers who think it's going to benefit them to call me "babe" or that it's clever to say, "The things I would do to you, honey," at all hours of the day. Cut to me dumping the rest of a scalding hot espresso down my throat and putting on my biggest ***** face until I reach my destination.
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Where do you find this garbage?
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Guys over at F-chat have been complaining about it for a day or so.
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great stuff as always.

 
She looks like an underweight beaver.

ETA: after looking at the other photos I will change that to Bulged Eyed Beaver

 
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General Malaise said:
chet said:
General Malaise said:
chet said:
I'd say she's a 7.

First paragraph:

People Judge Me Because I'm Pretty

I'm a girly girl. I'm 5-foot-5 with blonde hair, big hazel eyes, 34DDs, and toned calves. You can typically find me in heels and a dress or a skirt. You can also find me glaring at sleazy subway passengers and sidewalk catcallers who think it's going to benefit them to call me "babe" or that it's clever to say, "The things I would do to you, honey," at all hours of the day. Cut to me dumping the rest of a scalding hot espresso down my throat and putting on my biggest ***** face until I reach my destination.
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Where do you find this garbage?
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Guys over at F-chat have been complaining about it for a day or so.
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What is their complaint exactly?
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Eyebrows

"Butter" face

etc

 
urbanhack said:
chet said:
General Malaise said:
chet said:
I'd say she's a 7.

First paragraph:

People Judge Me Because I'm Pretty

I'm a girly girl. I'm 5-foot-5 with blonde hair, big hazel eyes, 34DDs, and toned calves. You can typically find me in heels and a dress or a skirt. You can also find me glaring at sleazy subway passengers and sidewalk catcallers who think it's going to benefit them to call me "babe" or that it's clever to say, "The things I would do to you, honey," at all hours of the day. Cut to me dumping the rest of a scalding hot espresso down my throat and putting on my biggest ***** face until I reach my destination.
Click to expand...
Where do you find this garbage?
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Guys over at F-chat have been complaining about it for a day or so.
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great stuff as always.
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No one's forcing you to be here.

 
I have come to realize that I hold the power in these situations. By not responding to this behavior, I'm discouraging these people from doing it again to someone else. With my lack of response comes a wave of rejection to the pursuer or the stranger on the street.

It also shows that I demand to be respected, both my body and my mind, because believe it or not, there's more to me than just my looks.
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I kind of miss the days were if writers were any good at all, you'd find them in print. This is just rehashed garbage from a blog. Who cares again?

 
Two exclamation points in a row and one "I know right!" in the same paragraph? Somewhere, an English teacher failed to do his or her job.

If there’s one name that’s on the tip of every New York sports fan’s tongue, it is Steven Matz. Just this season, Matz made his debut as a major league baseball player and the starting pitcher for the Mets. Just 24 years old (I know right!) he broke records in his first game both batting and pitching. He became the first major league pitcher to drive in four runs in his first career game! P.S. The Mets are now the #1 team in the league!
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Instagram Handle is xo_feliciaa. Marked private, but google gives plenty of pictures...I see nothing special here. I wouldn't kick her out of bed, but in general I'd pass.

ETA: After seeing THIS one, I might kick her out of bed....Oof.

 
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In the first pic I might have gone a 7, subsequent pics, not so much. She's somewhat plump, has no tone to her legs, and has Eugene Levy eyebrows. Add in the fact that her makeup suggests she is a member of the Insane Clown Posse and I'll pass. I'm guessing many of the stares she gets are from gays in the beauty industry who are shocked at her poor presentation. When they say "Oh the things I would do to you" they mean thinning her eyebrows, getting her a personal trainer, and giving her a makeover.

 
Fat Nick said:
Notorious T.R.E. said:
Follow her on Instagram!
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I thought that was a little hypocritical too..."Don't look at me and make cat calls," but please look at me on Instagram where I post pictures of myself.
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Pretty smrt attention grab, really.

"I'm the pretty blonde with 34DDs that doesn't take #### from you cat-callers. Here's all of my pics on instagram where you can comment!"

 
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Notorious T.R.E. said:
Fat Nick said:
Notorious T.R.E. said:
Follow her on Instagram!
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I thought that was a little hypocritical too..."Don't look at me and make cat calls," but please look at me on Instagram where I post pictures of myself.
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Pretty smrt attention grab, really.

"I'm the pretty blonde with 34DDs that doesn't take #### from you cat-callers. Here's all of my pics on instagram where you can comment!"
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Set to private :bag:

I've skimmed her blog. It's better than Frosty's.

 
Cross-reference with the "women have high expectations" thread.

When you think you're hot ####, but really aren't...

 
I'd bang her. But you would be stupid to use me as a measuring stick for attractive women.

I'll throw it, if they'll catch it.

 
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