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Just a funny little story not worth its own thread. Since I was a kid I'll sometimes have interactions with people while I'm asleep and not remember...

This morning I woke up and my wife was mad at me. I didn't know why.

Well, she's always been a little jealous of how affectionate I am with my golden retriever.

I don't remember this, but my wife woke up last night and the dog's head was across my lap and I was hugging the dog.

My wife said, "Great, the dog gets cuddles at night."

Apparently, without missing a beat I said, "Trying putting your head on my crotch."

I never woke up. :kicksrock:

 
Just a funny little story not worth its own thread. Since I was a kid I'll sometimes have interactions with people while I'm asleep and not remember...This morning I woke up and my wife was mad at me. I didn't know why. Well, she's always been a little jealous of how affectionate I am with my golden retriever. I don't remember this, but my wife woke up last night and the dog's head was across my lap and I was hugging the dog. My wife said, "Great, the dog gets cuddles at night."Apparently, without missing a beat I said, "Trying putting your head on my crotch."I never woke up. :goodposting:
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