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This is why you should be careful around strange women who hit on you in public (1 Viewer)

Seriously, that is a long article that I just skimmed.  But I have an incredibly difficult time imagining myself in this situation.

 
I got through the whole thing this morning. Didn't find it as interesting as others made it seem. 

The fake lease and move in was a nice touch though.

 
The fake lease and move in was a nice touch though.
The dude gave that woman the password to all of his online accounts. For that reason alone he deserves a lot of what was unleashed. What a maroon. 

On a side note, that dude owes his ex-wife everything. She caught on right from the start and took all the right steps. If not for her, he is broke and in jail. 

 
If a woman started flirting with me, I'd probably laugh as I can't imagine a woman doing that to me.
I was thinking that, too. I'm pretty much foolproof when it comes to stuff like that at this point. Chances are she'd be trying to hit on me and I'd be pissed that the Bon Bons weren't as cold as advertised.  

 
Had this woman grab my hand in public while going into a grocery store.  Had been talking to her on a business level for about an hour before that and had broken for lunch.  I told her I was married, she said she didn't care.  🤔 You will when my wife murders us both.  Just saying. It won't be quick or cinematic either.

 
Had this woman grab my hand in public while going into a grocery store.  Had been talking to her on a business level for about an hour before that and had broken for lunch.  I told her I was married, she said she didn't care.  🤔 You will when my wife murders us both.  Just saying. It won't be quick or cinematic either.
C'mon. When she took your hand, you exclaimed "Hot Diggity Dog! Coo Coo Roscoe Peacoe Train..." didn't you? 

 

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