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Bacon is Delicious
Footballguy
I got nothing...
The General
Footballguy
Last year sat next to a guy on a flight who had a comfort miniature pot belly pig. 
otb_lifer
Footballguy
Cam Tucker?Last year sat next to a guy on a flight who had a comfort miniature pot belly pig.
popeye
Footballguy
E Street Brat
Footballguy
I wish the gerbil would come out already.
dickey moe
Fingerpicker
Wouldn't that plug up the toilet something awful?
Vanilla Guerrilla
Footballguy
Foosball God
Foos
This emotional support animal thing is getting out of hand.
gianmarco
Footballguy
wikkidpissah
Footballguy
A transfixing gerbil helped me thru a brief sexual-identity crisis
ProstheticRGK
Footballguy
So, wait.. she actually flushed the hamster down the toilet to make her flight?
Pretty much destroys the entire argument surrounding these emotional support animals (not that it was a very strong argument).
Her: You must accomodate me bringing my pet hamster on this flight because my emotional well-being is entirely contingent on the bery special bond that we share, and his ability to calm me in stressful situations. I literally cannot function without him.
Spirit: Yeah, sorry, you can’t bring him on.
Her: This is completely unacceptable! He is not just a pet, he is a medically prescribed comfort animal. A mental health professional has assessed that I need his support in times of stress. You might as well ask me to cut off an arm, rather than take this flight without him. He is an external extension of my own fragile psyche.
Spirit: Yeah, i’m very sorry. But, you can’t get on this flight with him.
Her: ...
Spirit: You know, there’s other flights leaving later today, or tomorrow, so you can arrange for...
Her: [flush] OK, I’m ready to board.
Pretty much destroys the entire argument surrounding these emotional support animals (not that it was a very strong argument).
Her: You must accomodate me bringing my pet hamster on this flight because my emotional well-being is entirely contingent on the bery special bond that we share, and his ability to calm me in stressful situations. I literally cannot function without him.
Spirit: Yeah, sorry, you can’t bring him on.
Her: This is completely unacceptable! He is not just a pet, he is a medically prescribed comfort animal. A mental health professional has assessed that I need his support in times of stress. You might as well ask me to cut off an arm, rather than take this flight without him. He is an external extension of my own fragile psyche.
Spirit: Yeah, i’m very sorry. But, you can’t get on this flight with him.
Her: ...
Spirit: You know, there’s other flights leaving later today, or tomorrow, so you can arrange for...
Her: [flush] OK, I’m ready to board.
Vanilla Guerrilla
Footballguy
The moral of the story is that you clearly need to find an emotional support animal that cannot be flushed.
Joe Summer
Footballguy
She should have found someone in the airport with an emotional support snake that was hungry.
wikkidpissah
Footballguy
group stoning with honey-roasted nuts
The General
Footballguy
The General
Footballguy
Wrigley
Footballguy
Idk she could have just got a goldfish for like 10 cents and wore it around her neck like Bob Wiley.
Hector Salamanca
Footballguy
She's hot. 
Wild Young Billy
A Crazy Cat
In The Zone
Footballguy
She had the wrong hamster. X-Hamster is definitely the way to go for her emotional needs.
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