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Thread in which we pummel that dude who asked for it (1 Viewer)

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Isn't it generally understood that fantasy football players are a superstitious lot? Many of us invest much time and energy into researching our picks, but one critical element we cannot control is the injury factor. Anyone who's ever been cruising to an apparent title only to lose a key stud player or five knows all too well the frustration injuries can wreak on an otherwise gratifying fantasy football season.

Consequently, we're careful not to awaken to fantasy football gods with frank, open talk about how lucky we've been in dodging injuries. I know this is an inherently illogical position to take, but I'd bet some of the most rational among us follow this rule because, well, that's what we do. When injury happens and our fantasy season gets destroyed in the rip of a knee ligament or snap of a wing, we want to blame someone. Blood must be spilled! Someone must pay!

In honor of his thread calling out to the heavens, I suggest we atone for our sins by ritually sacrificing IndyHavoc to the Fantasy Football Injury Gods.

 
I lied. She's not my sister, she's my friend with benefits?

Or maybe she's just a former news anchor. Her name is Michelle Valles. I would like to do things with her.

 

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