timschochet's thread - Ranking hemorrhoids (2 Viewers)

[ghostguy123]

So Bron can make a move and get belted with a shoulder that would send Curry into the 9th row, no call. Over and over.

Shaq treatment.

On to game 5 2-2

 

[No. 16]

Fouls are 9 a piece.

 

[ArbyMelt]

Gsw should really be up 20, cavs only positive from first half is they are only down 12

 

[sports_fan]

How many alley-oops to no one has Delly thrown this postseason?

He's a pretty poor passer

 

[Joe T]

Refs are keepin the Cavs in this

 

[Hoss Style]

Adam Silver just brought up AAU ball. I'm glad. It's the scummy underbelly of youth basketball. I like Adam Silver so far.

 

[parasaurolophus]

Did LeBron hit the camera lens head on? The circular pattern to that cut is crazy.

 

[Donkey Derp]

Refs really took the Cavs out of this early and now they look defeated, if they can't get it to single digits by half they have no shot

lol GS has 8 team fouls and Cleveland has 7. Yeah, they are losing because of the refs

You're not very smart are you?

Is that really how you want to write that sentence?

 

[ghostguy123]

Jr Smith looks like he fell off his bike.

Need to find the switch in the wacked out head of his that turns him into video game Jr for about seven 3s

 

[Leviathan]

Did LeBron hit the camera lens head on? The circular pattern to that cut is crazy.

Yep. Luckily the Cav's corner has an excellent cut man.

 

[Bruce Dickinson]

Adam Silver just brought up AAU ball. I'm glad. It's the scummy underbelly of youth basketball. I like Adam Silver so far.

He got rid of Donald Sterling, is in favor of legalized and regulated sports betting, and negotiated a new TV deal that will raise the salary cap a gajillion dollars. There's a lot to like about his tenure so far.

 

[Bruce Dickinson]

Not sure sending LeBron out there is the smartest thing to do. His eyes look like Shaq's.

 

[Prince Myshkin]

Delly must of had that half time cup of coffee

 

[parasaurolophus]

Was that salmon on the food tray?? WTF wants to eat salmon in the locker room.

 

[Insein]

Delly willing them back.

 

[GoBirds]

Is Tristan Thompson limited to put backs or does he have some O?

 

[Leviathan]

Was that salmon on the food tray?? WTF wants to eat salmon in the locker room.

I would.Salmon is delicious and stuff.

 

[Bruce Dickinson]

Is Tristan Thompson limited to put backs or does he have some O?

Thompson spent an offseason trying to change the dominant hand on his jump shot. Yes, his jumper was so broken he tried starting from scratch with his other hand.

 

[parasaurolophus]

Was that salmon on the food tray?? WTF wants to eat salmon in the locker room.

I would.Salmon is delicious and stuff.

At halftime of an NBA game you would eat salmon before going back on the court?

 

[Prince Myshkin]

HTH is cleveland in this game???

 

[PlasmaDogPlasma]

At least they woke up the crowd

 

[Bruce Dickinson]

HTH is cleveland in this game???

It's like you're reading my mind. HTH??

 

[parasaurolophus]

Delly actually getting the oop might be the worst thing that could happen to Cleveland. We will probably see 5 more now. To nobody.

 

[Donkey Derp]

Ball tipped out by T. Thompson, Cavs ball

Dova carries, no call.

I guess it's time to get whiny about the refs when things aren't going well, right Cavs fans?

 

[bicycle_seat_sniffer]

Gsw choke in full effect. And how in the hell does uncle fester still get to ref games??that guy sucks

 

[GoBirds]

Is Tristan Thompson limited to put backs or does he have some O?

Thompson spent an offseason trying to change the dominant hand on his jump shot. Yes, his jumper was so broken he tried starting from scratch with his other hand.

Never watched him but thought he was a #1 pick or at least top 3.

 

[PlasmaDogPlasma]

JR Smith is -14 right now.

 

[Insein]

Mosgov gets fouled every put back.

 

[Bruce Dickinson]

Is Tristan Thompson limited to put backs or does he have some O?

Thompson spent an offseason trying to change the dominant hand on his jump shot. Yes, his jumper was so broken he tried starting from scratch with his other hand.

Never watched him but thought he was a #1 pick or at least top 3.

McD's AA in high school, picked 1.04 after one season in college. Highly regarded player and prospect.

 

[Bruce Dickinson]

What is GSW's largest lead tonight? 15?

 

[Prince Myshkin]

James looks like he has a little more life in the legs all of the sudden.

 

[GoBirds]

Forgot what a tool David Lee is.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

I haven't watched every game of an NBA final since 2004. Good job NBA, you create better fake theater than the TSA does.

 

[Hoss Style]

I don't "lol" much, but I will after that comment. Lol.

 

[Prince Myshkin]

Is Crawford watching the current game being played or reliving a Finals game from back in '63???

 

[Dez]

Is Tristan Thompson limited to put backs or does he have some O?

Thompson spent an offseason trying to change the dominant hand on his jump shot. Yes, his jumper was so broken he tried starting from scratch with his other hand.

Never watched him but thought he was a #1 pick or at least top 3.

TT was the 4th pick in the 2011 draft. Same year Kyrie was #1.

 

[Hoss Style]

Thompson and Lee getting really physical. Shoving the hell out of each other up and down the floor.

 

[got_nugs]

IGUODALA HIT 2 FREE THROWS! THE REFS, OBVIOUSLY!

 

[GoBirds]

Lazy final possession there.

 

[Prince Myshkin]

Klay Thompson playing this game???

 

[Prince Myshkin]

Lazy final possession there.

tired

 

[Hoss Style]

Mosgov was such a good pickup. His chemistry with LeBron is so good.

 

[tommyGunZ]

Mozgov pulling his best Boobie Gibson, carrying LBJ tonight.

 

[Prince Myshkin]

Mozgov pulling his best Boobie Gibson, carrying LBJ tonight.

Yeah it's not like he's shooting layups off of Lebrons set ups or anything

 

[Popinski]

Iguodala playing big minutes. Let's see where his legs are at the end.

 

[Prince Myshkin]

Not sure why you rest Lebron and Mozgov at the same time. Leave Mozgov and let him post a couple of times then rest him when Lebron comes back

 

[sports_fan]

can't ever sit lebron

 

[GoBirds]

Brutal with James out. Why did they sign Marion and Perkins and Miller if they can't play any minutes?

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

Wow the Cavs are bad when Lebron isn't out there. Totally lost on both ends of the court.

 

[got_nugs]

The Cavs need DellavaChalmers to carry them here with LeBron on the bench.