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In my first 30 minutes on this thing found current squeeze with a bunch of potential options. Life's too busy for me to juggle multiples right now, so I took account back down (I know, WTF am I thinking). Haven't been back on since. A Monday night at 10p, while riding around in my truck.

It's honestly incredible. In a big city I can't begin to imagine the potential. Or anyone who travels frequently $$$ so they keep showing up as a new face.

 
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Shrugs said:
I have also gone through girls on my single friend's Tinder. Guy was complaining that he wasn't getting any matches and I said how many girls did you like, and he responded about 25. In a month. I'm like dude, you're doing it wrong. You should have liked 200 in your first 10 minutes on the app. So I grabbed his phone and showed him how it's done.
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Yeah, my friends were way too picky. I'm not too familiar with these things, but odds are there are 5x as many men as women. You gotta take the buck shot approach and like them all. Odds are they will start looking better after a few hours of drinking anyways.

 
Em, what pics are you rolling with? 5 close ups of your face? A shirtless pic with you flexing? You can most likely improve your matches by getting some better pics up. Get one of just you, not a close up but not a mile away either. One of you doing a hobby (not sitting at a computer doing FF rankings or picking stocks). Some sort of sport would be good... Just a natural action shot, don't play it up too much. Then a picture with a dog (logic should be obvious here) and a pic with girls if you can swing it. And yea, loosen up your standards a bit.

 
Peyton Marino said:
And yea, loosen up your standards a bit.
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Definitely. If you can find one with all 4 limbs attached willing to meet you, thank almighty Buddha and get on that. Also fat girls are often amazing in the sack. 100% of them love giving oral in my experience. Dim the lights and imagine it's a hot girl. 7 or 8 beers doesn't hurt either.Oh, be careful if you decide to reciprocate on the oral though. Really easy to suffocate down there.

 
Also, one trick I learned on Yahoo back in the day -- if I was chatting with a girl and she sent me a pic and she was a hellbeast, I would just abruptly ask if she was into giving bj's. Most immediately blocked me after that, so problem solved. But a couple actually invited me over for a nice quick no-strings knob slob. Win-win. :thumbup:

 
Officer Pete Malloy said:
So, totally hypothetically, what if a married dude in his mid-to-late 40s downloaded this on his iPhone just for craps-and-giggles to see what was out there.

How easy would it be for him to get into trouble from his wife?
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No trouble at all. Please post follow-up :popcorn:

 
Officer Pete Malloy said:
fantasycurse42 said:
Officer Pete Malloy said:
So, totally hypothetically, what if a married dude in his mid-to-late 40s downloaded this on his iPhone just for craps-and-giggles to see what was out there.

How easy would it be for him to get into trouble from his wife?
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No trouble at all. Please post follow-up :popcorn:
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My friend doesn't believe you.
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He would be correct in this particular scenario.

 
Peyton Marino said:
Em, what pics are you rolling with? 5 close ups of your face? A shirtless pic with you flexing? You can most likely improve your matches by getting some better pics up. Get one of just you, not a close up but not a mile away either. One of you doing a hobby (not sitting at a computer doing FF rankings or picking stocks). Some sort of sport would be good... Just a natural action shot, don't play it up too much. Then a picture with a dog (logic should be obvious here) and a pic with girls if you can swing it. And yea, loosen up your standards a bit.
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Ok, this is solid advice.

 
What I'll do is "like" every single girl in say a 30-50 mile radius. Don't even look at picture or profile. Just swipe furiously for 15 minutes until you come to the end of the internet. Then you just wait to see what comes back and peruse those profiles.

At the very least you get good spank bank material as well as boost a fat chick's self esteem.

 
Peyton Marino said:
to answer OP, a buddy of mine met his current gf on there. there are some nice girls for sure... and a lot of the kind of girl that you'd expect to be on there. a lot of girls will put "not down for random hookups" on their profile. a lot of this girls will end up being down for random hookups ("i never do this i swear") but some will be genuinely nice girls looking for a relationship.
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Heard a girl say it's a dating app.....every guy I talk to knows someone that banged 5 girls in a week off it. No one really uses it for soulmates searching do they.

 
A tip for you single guys because I care...Words With Friends is now Tinder with a word game included. Same interface -- search by proximity and gender, and you get a stack of face shots. Swipe right, wait for her to swipe right, start playing scrabble. First time I did it, I got matched with a hot chick about 2 miles away. Immediately dialed back because I realized as a married guy I just found a huge keg of dynamite. Good god if I was single...

I've never used Tinder so I can't compare the two experiences, but this would seem to be a good way to strike up a rapport with a chick, especially if you enjoy the game anyway. You're shooting the #### over a game of scrabble, you say nice pic, boom, sex.

If you get some can this way, you have to post the details here. Good luck out there.

 
McGarnicle said:
A tip for you single guys because I care...Words With Friends is now Tinder with a word game included. Same interface -- search by proximity and gender, and you get a stack of face shots. Swipe right, wait for her to swipe right, start playing scrabble. First time I did it, I got matched with a hot chick about 2 miles away. Immediately dialed back because I realized as a married guy I just found a huge keg of dynamite. Good god if I was single...

I've never used Tinder so I can't compare the two experiences, but this would seem to be a good way to strike up a rapport with a chick, especially if you enjoy the game anyway. You're shooting the #### over a game of scrabble, you say nice pic, boom, sex.

If you get some can this way, you have to post the details here. Good luck out there.
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Or you can just go to Tinder and have sex without, you know, the talking and stuff.

 
McGarnicle said:
A tip for you single guys because I care...Words With Friends is now Tinder with a word game included. Same interface -- search by proximity and gender, and you get a stack of face shots. Swipe right, wait for her to swipe right, start playing scrabble. First time I did it, I got matched with a hot chick about 2 miles away. Immediately dialed back because I realized as a married guy I just found a huge keg of dynamite. Good god if I was single...

I've never used Tinder so I can't compare the two experiences, but this would seem to be a good way to strike up a rapport with a chick, especially if you enjoy the game anyway. You're shooting the #### over a game of scrabble, you say nice pic, boom, sex.

If you get some can this way, you have to post the details here. Good luck out there.
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that's incredible.

 
ChiefD said:
McGarnicle said:
A tip for you single guys because I care...Words With Friends is now Tinder with a word game included. Same interface -- search by proximity and gender, and you get a stack of face shots. Swipe right, wait for her to swipe right, start playing scrabble. First time I did it, I got matched with a hot chick about 2 miles away. Immediately dialed back because I realized as a married guy I just found a huge keg of dynamite. Good god if I was single...

I've never used Tinder so I can't compare the two experiences, but this would seem to be a good way to strike up a rapport with a chick, especially if you enjoy the game anyway. You're shooting the #### over a game of scrabble, you say nice pic, boom, sex.

If you get some can this way, you have to post the details here. Good luck out there.
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Or you can just go to Tinder and have sex without, you know, the talking and stuff.
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Damn, is it that easy now?
 
McGarnicle said:
A tip for you single guys because I care...Words With Friends is now Tinder with a word game included. Same interface -- search by proximity and gender, and you get a stack of face shots. Swipe right, wait for her to swipe right, start playing scrabble. First time I did it, I got matched with a hot chick about 2 miles away. Immediately dialed back because I realized as a married guy I just found a huge keg of dynamite. Good god if I was single...

I've never used Tinder so I can't compare the two experiences, but this would seem to be a good way to strike up a rapport with a chick, especially if you enjoy the game anyway. You're shooting the #### over a game of scrabble, you say nice pic, boom, sex.

If you get some can this way, you have to post the details here. Good luck out there.
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I just downloaded this game again to check this out. They basically made it Tinder. Genius!

 
McGarnicle said:
A tip for you single guys because I care...Words With Friends is now Tinder with a word game included. Same interface -- search by proximity and gender, and you get a stack of face shots. Swipe right, wait for her to swipe right, start playing scrabble. First time I did it, I got matched with a hot chick about 2 miles away. Immediately dialed back because I realized as a married guy I just found a huge keg of dynamite. Good god if I was single...

I've never used Tinder so I can't compare the two experiences, but this would seem to be a good way to strike up a rapport with a chick, especially if you enjoy the game anyway. You're shooting the #### over a game of scrabble, you say nice pic, boom, sex.

If you get some can this way, you have to post the details here. Good luck out there.
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So you search WWFs? for proximity?

 
Quez said:
McGarnicle said:
A tip for you single guys because I care...Words With Friends is now Tinder with a word game included. Same interface -- search by proximity and gender, and you get a stack of face shots. Swipe right, wait for her to swipe right, start playing scrabble. First time I did it, I got matched with a hot chick about 2 miles away. Immediately dialed back because I realized as a married guy I just found a huge keg of dynamite. Good god if I was single...

I've never used Tinder so I can't compare the two experiences, but this would seem to be a good way to strike up a rapport with a chick, especially if you enjoy the game anyway. You're shooting the #### over a game of scrabble, you say nice pic, boom, sex.

If you get some can this way, you have to post the details here. Good luck out there.
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I just downloaded this game again to check this out. They basically made it Tinder. Genius!
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Its weird, I haven't been able to play a game in like 3 months.

 
arrow1 said:
McGarnicle said:
A tip for you single guys because I care...Words With Friends is now Tinder with a word game included. Same interface -- search by proximity and gender, and you get a stack of face shots. Swipe right, wait for her to swipe right, start playing scrabble. First time I did it, I got matched with a hot chick about 2 miles away. Immediately dialed back because I realized as a married guy I just found a huge keg of dynamite. Good god if I was single...

I've never used Tinder so I can't compare the two experiences, but this would seem to be a good way to strike up a rapport with a chick, especially if you enjoy the game anyway. You're shooting the #### over a game of scrabble, you say nice pic, boom, sex.

If you get some can this way, you have to post the details here. Good luck out there.
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So you search WWFs? for proximity?
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You search nearby female. All you get is a face pic and her average word score. Which if you actually care about meeting a quality chick could be a good metric. The girls I play who score in the 20s are cool and witty. But you could just as easily find a scratch n' dent who scores in the single digits and I'm sure easily get some no-strings oral.
 
McGarnicle said:
A tip for you single guys because I care...Words With Friends is now Tinder with a word game included. Same interface -- search by proximity and gender, and you get a stack of face shots. Swipe right, wait for her to swipe right, start playing scrabble. First time I did it, I got matched with a hot chick about 2 miles away. Immediately dialed back because I realized as a married guy I just found a huge keg of dynamite. Good god if I was single...

I've never used Tinder so I can't compare the two experiences, but this would seem to be a good way to strike up a rapport with a chick, especially if you enjoy the game anyway. You're shooting the #### over a game of scrabble, you say nice pic, boom, sex.

If you get some can this way, you have to post the details here. Good luck out there.
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Genius. I had not downloaded the new version because I had the "Pro" (no-ads) version already, but once I downloaded it told me I was grandfathered in since I had Pro before, so still no ads :thumbup:

Looks like they do need to add an age filter restriction though, or at least an 18-80 requirement.

But great tip, McG!

 
I wish Tinder was around when I was single, I had to rely on CL casual encounters which was money before that dude killed them hookers but that was more work than Tinder. I wish I saw the future back in the day and came up with a local slut app

 
One thing I've noticed, sometimes I'll get one who scores in the mid 20's, but she'll just play words like RUB, BUTT, GROPE etc. for minimal points when the board is wide open for better plays. :shrug:

 
McGarnicle said:
arrow1 said:
McGarnicle said:
A tip for you single guys because I care...Words With Friends is now Tinder with a word game included. Same interface -- search by proximity and gender, and you get a stack of face shots. Swipe right, wait for her to swipe right, start playing scrabble. First time I did it, I got matched with a hot chick about 2 miles away. Immediately dialed back because I realized as a married guy I just found a huge keg of dynamite. Good god if I was single...

I've never used Tinder so I can't compare the two experiences, but this would seem to be a good way to strike up a rapport with a chick, especially if you enjoy the game anyway. You're shooting the #### over a game of scrabble, you say nice pic, boom, sex.

If you get some can this way, you have to post the details here. Good luck out there.
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So you search WWFs? for proximity?
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You search nearby female. All you get is a face pic and her average word score. Which if you actually care about meeting a quality chick could be a good metric. The girls I play who score in the 20s are cool and witty. But you could just as easily find a scratch n' dent who scores in the single digits and I'm sure easily get some no-strings oral.
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:lmao:

McG is the best.

 
The Duff Man said:
McGarnicle said:
One thing I've noticed, sometimes I'll get one who scores in the mid 20's, but she'll just play words like RUB, BUTT, GROPE etc. for minimal points when the board is wide open for better plays. :shrug:
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I have an "F", a "C" and a "K".

Give me a "U"
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Well, got my first block.

Rape was a 19 point word. I'm not leaving those points on the board, fellas.

 
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McGarnicle said:
A tip for you single guys because I care...Words With Friends is now Tinder with a word game included. Same interface -- search by proximity and gender, and you get a stack of face shots. Swipe right, wait for her to swipe right, start playing scrabble. First time I did it, I got matched with a hot chick about 2 miles away. Immediately dialed back because I realized as a married guy I just found a huge keg of dynamite. Good god if I was single...

I've never used Tinder so I can't compare the two experiences, but this would seem to be a good way to strike up a rapport with a chick, especially if you enjoy the game anyway. You're shooting the #### over a game of scrabble, you say nice pic, boom, sex.

If you get some can this way, you have to post the details here. Good luck out there.
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:lol: same... exact... thing.

 
Baloney Sandwich said:
I wish Tinder was around when I was single, I had to rely on CL casual encounters which was money before that dude killed them hookers but that was more work than Tinder. I wish I saw the future back in the day and came up with a local slut app
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Try cold calling in bars 5 days a week. It trains your liver and drinking stamina though.

No internet, we had just gotten 10-12 channel cable tv.

 
Binky The Doormat said:
Baloney Sandwich said:
I wish Tinder was around when I was single, I had to rely on CL casual encounters which was money before that dude killed them hookers but that was more work than Tinder. I wish I saw the future back in the day and came up with a local slut app
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Try cold calling in bars 5 days a week. It trains your liver and drinking stamina though.

No internet, we had just gotten 10-12 channel cable tv.
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Then when you finally got some poon, it was all hairy.
 
McGarnicle said:
Binky The Doormat said:
Baloney Sandwich said:
I wish Tinder was around when I was single, I had to rely on CL casual encounters which was money before that dude killed them hookers but that was more work than Tinder. I wish I saw the future back in the day and came up with a local slut app
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Try cold calling in bars 5 days a week. It trains your liver and drinking stamina though.

No internet, we had just gotten 10-12 channel cable tv.
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Then when you finally got some poon, it was all hairy.
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Yeah, it really wasn't that historically far from clubbing and dragging them back to the cave - trimming was rudimentary at best. And forget about any ### hole bleaching amirite?

 
Binky The Doormat said:
McGarnicle said:
Binky The Doormat said:
Baloney Sandwich said:
I wish Tinder was around when I was single, I had to rely on CL casual encounters which was money before that dude killed them hookers but that was more work than Tinder. I wish I saw the future back in the day and came up with a local slut app
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Try cold calling in bars 5 days a week. It trains your liver and drinking stamina though.

No internet, we had just gotten 10-12 channel cable tv.
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Then when you finally got some poon, it was all hairy.
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Yeah, it really wasn't that historically far from clubbing and dragging them back to the cave - trimming was rudimentary at best. And forget about any ### hole bleaching amirite?
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Reminds me of hair metal and picking the seeds out of my bag of pot. :thumbup:
 
How do you make a new Tinder account? I made a new FB account. But even when I delete my Tinder account and re-boot my phone, it automatically reverts to my first Tinder profile and my "personal" FB. Do you have to reset your IP on the phone or some ####?

 
Too easy. My friend filed for divorce last friday. I showed him Tinder this week. He's already slept with 2 women.

 
Walking Boot said:
Don't know what phone you have, but on Androids there's an option to delete all the app data separately/in addition to deleting the app itself. Clearing all that out and completely logging out of Facebook on the phone should get it to forget.

Weird.
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i6. That sounds like it might work. There must be some steps on the innerwebs about exactly how to do this, but I've yet to find it. Some solutions I found are outdated and have since been fixed or whatever by Tinder. They don't want people doing it, obviously.

Actually, they do want people doing it. Just not with multiple accounts.

 
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