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10. Practicing in Las Vegas to make it easier to bet on themselves
9. Bill Belichick calls the plays from an area Hooters
8. Players seen checking their Blackberries on the field
7. Super Bowl victory parade scheduled for this weekend
6. New starting free safety: that dead guy in the office chair
5. Last weekend played most of the fourth quarter in street clothes
4. Instead of Gatorade, they're drinking Jagermeister, dude!
3. No number 3 -- wrtier seeing the film Gene Shalit calls, "exhilarating," "The Bucket List" -- in theaters now
2. Told Jesus they didn't need his help
1. Entire team is dating Jessica Simpson
9. Bill Belichick calls the plays from an area Hooters
8. Players seen checking their Blackberries on the field
7. Super Bowl victory parade scheduled for this weekend
6. New starting free safety: that dead guy in the office chair
5. Last weekend played most of the fourth quarter in street clothes
4. Instead of Gatorade, they're drinking Jagermeister, dude!
3. No number 3 -- wrtier seeing the film Gene Shalit calls, "exhilarating," "The Bucket List" -- in theaters now
2. Told Jesus they didn't need his help
1. Entire team is dating Jessica Simpson
