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Topless Florida Woman Wrecks McDonalds (1 Viewer)

tom22406

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She even goes as far as to eat some ice cream out of the machine after trashing the place.

A Florida woman wearing nothing but a thong rampaged through a St. Petersburg McDonald's Monday, banging her head on the counter and then attempting to take apart the kitchen with her bare hands. Eventually, she chilled out by eating soft-serve straight out of the machine.

Employees posted the uncensored security footage to LiveLeak later that night, along with their running commentary.

"This woman is my new role model," one of them says.

And why not? Florida Woman doesn't play by the rules. She engages on her own terms. She puts her hand under the ice cream dispenser of life and drinks deeply of everything it has to offer, and then grabs a handful of fries for the road.
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Disappointed not to see the rest of the story here. Didn't she get arrested? She didn't look like your regular crack hoore. Kinda was thinking about just how crazy good she would be in the sack the whole time I was watching.

Except you would never really feel safe falling asleep. Definitely a "####-N-Go" fer sure.

But then she would likely hunt you down ...can't let her know where you live, or your name, or your friend's names, your car, your car license #.

 
guess you could say every customer in that McDonalds


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was treated to a couple Quarter Pounders...

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YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

 
42 posts and no hotcakes and sausage themed joke yet? Someone grow a pair of mcnuggets and get on that.

 
McGarnicle said:
Seems odd that the employees who will have to clean all that up afterward would just stand there and watch.
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They were probably in the office scheming a way to sue their employer for the psychological distress this event caused them.

 
That is absolutely amazing that she wasn't on anything. I couldn't find any other pics of her on the net but there are more than a few hot girls that share the name Sandra Suarez.

 
"She took an aggressive stance, lunged at officers, bumped them with her body, attempted to grab the male officer's crotch and attempted to pull away from officers," officers wrote in the arrest affidavit. [\quote]

Crazy hot
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Binky The Doormat said:
Disappointed not to see the rest of the story here. Didn't she get arrested? She didn't look like your regular crack hoore. Kinda was thinking about just how crazy good she would be in the sack the whole time I was watching.

Except you would never really feel safe falling asleep. Definitely a "####-N-Go" fer sure.

But then she would likely hunt you down ...can't let her know where you live, or your name, or your friend's names, your car, your car license #.
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attempted to grab the male officer's crotch

 
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