Why does someone need to stay on the porch when they can't keep up? Is there a racetrack surrounding the porch and leaving the porch would neccesitate entering the race which, of course, is being run by "big dogs"? Which is interesting because from what I know of dogs, it's usually the sleeker dogs that are fastest. I'd be more concerned about keeping up with the Greyhounds. Or are they on the porch too?Hey, I have one for you. "If you can't stand the heat, join 'em!" or maybe "If you can't beat 'em, stay out of the kitchen!"